Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Jamie Oliver [8]

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I would like to nominate Jamie Oliver for the umpteenth time. Yet again he is slavering shite about the childhood obesity problem, claiming it is now the cartoon characters on the boxes fault. I’m sorry, but when I was growing up I enjoyed a bowl of frosties as much as the next guy as well as the occasional treat of a takeaway, chocolate bar etc. and guess what I was never a fat child, I also was out burning off those excess calories playing for hours on end.

If all his other stunts haven’t worked, you’d think the message would sink through his thick, lispy cunted, fake cockney geezer skull that the kids that are obese would eat this stuff even if it came in the plainest of boxes. That they get takeaways almost every night and have snowflake parents too scared to let them outside to play, so would rather park them in front of a computer.
This is the real problem. Activity is not encouraged, but would involve the government actively doing something to help and smug cunts like Oliver not getting another 5 minutes of the limelight. CUNT!

Nominated by McCunterson

Jamie the mockney cockney – don’t believe it for a fucking cotton pickin’ minute. This posh fuck obviously overheard some local kids say “pukka” as he passed them in his mummy’s Range Rover some years back and tried to sell himself as some kind of everyman. His disgusting oversized wet lip makes me puke and his latest show, some “lets make simple food fast” actually makes a cunt of the very folk he tries to make out he feels for.

”Just grab some choritzo and dried seaweed from your fridge and add a bit of olive oil and Chinese fucking vinegar and puma’s scrotum and tarra !! delicious pretentious cunt food , ….you’re welcome”

C.U.N.T

Nominated by Squint Cuntwood

Life Coaches

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Life coach’s are cunts, aren’t they?

If your life isn’t going well and you expect to be richer/sexier/more complete, why not try a life coach?  They’ll give meaning to your life.  They won’t just spout hackneyed gibberish like “Leave your comfort zone”, they’ll insist they have ” the secret” and will claim they know how to “harness your inner power”.  Not at all tired, condescending cliches.

This is another, wretched Yank import like Black Friday, the intense commercialisation of Halloween, fast food and awful spelling.  There are courses to take, workshops to attend, books to buy, these leeches will find a way to extract your money and you’ll consent to it.

This has to be one of the best scams of the 21st Century.  ” Take a journey to yourself” read one hollow, quasi-religious nonsensical headline.  All these smarmy parasites have done is had expensive haircuts, bleached their grinders until they shine, then casually googled a few Buddhist quotes.  They aren’t saviors, they’re frauds who feed on the depressed, the weak, and the insecure.

Captain Magnanimous advises, “Take a journey to fuck yourself, you parasitic cunts”.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Closing half London’s police stations

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Suckdick announced in November 2017 the closure of 37 (half) of London’s police stations.

This is apparently because under Theresa May’s leadership this government does not seemingly have enough money for the essentials and have cut police funding. This is very strange as there seems to plenty of examples of money being wasted on far less important matters.

The potential closures come at a time where knife and gun crimes are at an all time high, and where the London murder rate is higher than New Yorks for the first time. We have more Eastern European immigration that we can possibly cope with, and the crimes they have brought with them. This is also coming at a time when the country is on high alert for terrorism.

Suckdick is hopelessly out of his depth as London mayor, and if this is not enough he is taking every opportunity to make as much political capital out of this and any other situation as he possibly can.

To assist him he has a hopelessly and Ineffective out of her depth Metropolitan Police chief Cressida Dick, who despite the dramatic Increase in murders on the streets and who recently stated that moped related crime being 30 times higher in 2017 than in 2012 insists are not out of control.

Commissioner of the London Fire service is Dany Cotton, yet another person totally out of their depth. Grenfell saw fire engines arrive with ladders not tall enough to reach the top floors, radio communications with fire fighters not working, and incorrect advice to tenants to stay in their homes.

In Theresa May, Suckdick, Cressida Dick and Dany Cotton it is easy to see that none of these individuals are anywhere near being up to their respective jobs.

At a time where the PC brigade are pissing just about everyone off, Peacefuls are being given preferential treatment, immigrants pouring in not attempting to inoergrate and the government are defying the will of the people and ensuring Brexit does not happen, tensions are running at boiling point.

It is hardly rocket science to work out that things will further deteriorate in London and surrounding areas as the inept clowns in charge are far more interested in political point scoring than the well being of the people they are elected to protect.

Glad that I no longer live in London, deciding to move out 25 years ago. I feel sorry for the decent honest law abiding tax payers who live there because nobody in authority really cares about them any more. Easier to pay lip service than to do anything about it.

Theresa May, Suckdick, Cressida Dick and Dany Cotton- you are all a disgrace.

Nominated by Wille Stroker

Sadiq Khan – much criticised on this esteemed site – has hit a new low in the cunt stakes.

Closing police stations on the capital whilst crime is on the increase is a fucking disgrace – but what do you expect from a London mayor who is more interested in playing party politics than protecting the people who elected him?

Nominated by Pedantic Cunt

Hand car wash

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Hand Car Washers are cunts, aren’t they.

Is there anybody in society (other than the police) who ISN’T aware that 100% of these dingy havens are drug dealerships? How do these cockroach-infested hovels not get raided every hour of every day?

They are choc-a-fucking-bloc full of scuzzy, tax-dodging Iron Curtains. Barely Entry 1 Level English, probably claiming housing and unemployment benefits, all topped-up with a nightime smack-selling bonus. Either that or they’ve been smuggled in via a lorry earning decent moolah and devoid of any legal status; free to rape or burgle and totally off the grid.

These pop-up scams are bursting with rapey, scrofulous peasants from Romania, Poland, Bulgaria, Hungary, Ukraine, Macafuckingdonia, Albania and every other former communist shitehole. We’ve been well and truly invaded.

Coming to a neighbourhood (after dark) near you, soon.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

 

Me Too [2]

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Fuck guys, just when we thought this #metoo shite had ended, more cunts crawl out of the woodwork seeking their 5 minutes of sympathy and their victim of the week medal.

Spotify have now stopped promoting R Kelly on their platform coz some cunt on Twitter complained about him. Obviously the twitch fork mob came out in force to impose their mob justice on everyone that’d listen, and Spotify, like most weak cunts these days, have thrown up the white flag and capitulated unconditionally.

Now I’m not a fan of R Kelly, in fact I despise the cunt and his shite music, but he has strongly denied any wrongdoing and until found guilty by due process he is deemed INNOCENT. … or at least that’s the fundamental foundation of our justice and law based society.

This is what Spotify said:
“We don’t censor content because of an artist’s or creator’s behavior, but we want our editorial decisions – what we choose to programme – to reflect our values.

“When an artist or creator does something that is especially harmful or hateful, it may affect the ways we work with or support that artist or creator.”

This is what Spotify meant:
“We DO censor content because of an artist’s or creator’s behavior (PROVEN OR OTHERWISE), but we want our editorial decisions – what we choose to programme – to reflect our values (EVEN THOUGH WE DON’T HAVE ANY VALUES OUTSIDE OF THE ACQUISITION OF WEALTH).

“When CUNTS ON TWITTER CLAIM THAT an artist or creator does something that is especially harmful or hateful, it may affect the ways we work with or support that artist or creator.”

They’re also now introducing on their platform, the means to report “hate speech” or “hate content”.

More mob justice and more pathetic capitulation.

Weak cunts.

Nominated by deploythesausage