Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Katie Tyler

Posted on by


I want to nominate Katie Tyler (LBC travel correspondent) for being so gratuitously nice, and signing off every report with “I’m Katie Tyler” in a cutesy, butter wouldn’t melt in her chuff voice.

Appalling waste of airtime – who the fuck doesn’t know what’s happening on the roads?! It’s a fucking nightmare, the same on the trains, which is why I never go anywhere… I mean the wife spent over £7000 on a season ticket to Londonistan earlier this year… she’d have been better off hiring a moped or pair of roller skates.

Btw, if anyone’s looking for credit, go to: ohshit.co.uk.

Nominated by Ruff Tuff Creampuff

‘The Peoples Vote’ Campaign

Posted on by

Four cunts and a greenie

This one deserves a cunting just for the sheer arrogance and contempt implied in the name of said campaign. I was under the impression that we, the plebs, had our vote and decided we’d had enough of this bureaucratic bullshit – brexit means brexit. But apparently not so.. another vote is needed, just to make double sure that we, the plebian masses, weren’t mistaken first time around and haven’t changed our minds due to that CUNT May, who has been deliberately doing her best to fudge the whole thing up. It’s infuriating enough that just one glance at the campaign could have you shooting vaporized piss out your ears.

Initiated by that warp speed scrote Patrick Stewart, and the usual clique of traitorous cunts from Westminster like Chucka Umcunt, Anna Sourface, that pretentious Green cretin Lucas, and some Liberal Cunt no one has ever heard of.

It’s starting to invade the discourse on the media, twatter and the like. Gashtag #Peoples Vote. Preparing everyone for a gentle climb down, back to the usual business of having your nuts squeezed ever tighter in the vice by some cunts in suits that you never heard of and never voted for. You can see it unfolding right now, though I doubt there’s anyone here who didn’t forsee this act of treacherous buggery the instant leave won the referendum.

It’s only a matter of time before the Supreme Grand Master of the Royal Order of Cunts, Anthony Blair, pops back in to view with his shit eating grin and munt of a wife, joins the campaign, and starts telling everyone how necessary and great it is to have your nuts smashed by this antidemocratic pile of anonymous cunts, cunts who happen to be outside our borders and who can never receive the gift of 6ft of rope and a lamppost on Westminster bridge.

Nominated by The Big Chunky Cunty

Kim Kardashian [2]

Posted on by


Cunting for Kim Kardashian. Just been on Sky News app and I saw a quote from her which said “I’d rather save lives than shop.” I didn’t read on any further as I my piss was already approaching boiling point but I couldn’t help but laugh/cry at how typical a comment this was from someone so vacuous, hollow and wildly detached from reality.

I really do feel that we are the last generation where people like this are the minority, what the fuck is the world gonna be like in 50 years where empty headed fucks like Kim Kardashian are even more worshipped and revered than they already are? Fuck me.

Nominated by McBastard

Ilhan Kyuchyuk

Posted on by


Ilhan Kyuchyuk is deserving of a nomination for anti-Brexit cunt. Kyuchyuk is a Bulgarian ‘liberal’ MEP, who is currently recruiting fellow bell-ends to form a flash mob who will dance, hold out banners, hand out leaflets and generally show the world how much they despise democracy by bringing attention to Kyuchyuk’s own anti-Brexit crusade. It will be staged in Brussels at the EU summit on 28th, and will involve having to spend one evening a week for the next three or four weeks being professionally coached.

Being an MEP, it’s hard not to suspect that Kychyuk is nothing more than a puppet, albeit a willing one. He may be the face of the latest act of democracy denial, but Juncker, Barnier and the rest are very much the puppet masters. And a flash mob? For fuck’s sake! Flash mobs are for retards and dipshits, so I guess it’s the perfect thing for anti-Brexiters. This is the thing that makes me the most angry about the endless attempts to subvert the democratic will of the British people, foreigners sticking their noses into our business. He maybe an MEP, but our decision to leave has got fuck all to do with Kyuchyuk. He has no right to try to stop Brexit. And has been pointed out already, neither do Miller or Soros.

The EU is dying, and it fucking deserves to. It’s an evil organisation, led by evil scumbags. Hopefully, Italy will deliver the coups degras, because there’s fuck all chance of May the Meek doing it.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Catherine Bearder

Posted on by


Catherine Bearder is a (il)Liberal (un)Democrat(ic) CUNT.

I’ve just watched this treasonous cunt on some channel 4 shite, licking Guy Verhovstadt’s bum hole and telling him to make negotiations as difficult and as uncompromising as possible to punish the UK and make us change our minds about leaving.
Apparently we’ll be “knocking on the door” again within 10 years, by which time the EU will be reformed.

LISTEN CUNT… the EU will NEVER reform and we WILL NOT be “knocking on their door”. Knocking on their heads maybe, but not their door.

The cunt gleefully says that she’s very powerful and is proud that she can use her power to make things happen.
Catherine … sucking up to people is NOT power. It’s weakness.
Turning against your own country in favour of a foreign empire is NOT clever, brave or democratic. It’s fucking treason.

Verhovstadt has already said that he wants to do away with the parliament and have decisions made by the commission.
So Catherine will be out of a fucking job anyway …. where will your “power” be then, cunt?

This twat says that “brexit is unpatriotic”and apparently she’s “fighting for the people”.
When you vote on the side of the EU AGAINST the country that you’re paid to defend, that’s UNpatriotic and fighting against a democratic vote is NOT fighting for the people, but against them.

Obviously channel 4 have crawled right up her arse and the fact that they give traitorous cunts like this airtime is indicative of the attitude displayed by the “elites” (as they love to call themselves) and their contempt for the working class voters of this (once great) country.

There are many reasons that I’m glad that we’re leaving the EU, but the fact that this cunt will lose her job and perks is definitely one of them.

Catherine Bearder.
Move to the EU and apply for citizenship if you love them so much.
Suck Guy Verhovstadt’s cock as much as you like ….
WE’RE LEAVING THE EU AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT … TOUGH SHIT!

You’re not powerful, but on the flip side you are now famous…
Famous for being a treasonous cunt.

Nominated by deploythesausage