Christie Elan-Cane (4) And What Trannies Demand

A further CUNTING for Christie Elan-Cane.

The misguided freak has just lost its Supreme Court appeal, in an attempt to make us all have “gender neutral” passports.

It doesn’t need a passport itself as it can transform into a bat and go anywhere it wants to scare the living shit out of those unfortunate enough to see it. Garlic and wooden stakes all round!

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Sir Cuntalot


And then there’s this from Cuntstable Cuntbubble

How low the trannies have got this country to sink. This twaddle from a report by a comittee of MPs from all parties.

1)”Transgender people in the UK face “high levels of transphobia” on a daily basis and they have “a long way to go” to achieve equality in the UK, MPs say.”

No they fucking dont. They say they do. They face piss taking which is richly deserved.

2)”A “root-and-branch review” of the NHS’s treatment of transgender people.”

So should the NHS ignore science and treat tranny men for prostate cancer and so called women for cervical cancer? Fucking ludicrous.

3)”Urgent clarification on the position of transgender prisoners, given the “clear risk of harm” if trans people are held in prisons according to their birth genders. It cites the cases of two transgender women who died in 2015 while serving time in male jails”.

And what of the degenerates getting into women’s jails?

4)”Official recognition of gender should be based on “self-declaration”, rather than a “medicalised” assessment.”

So any fucking prevert can self declare and get into women’s facilities?

5)”Mandatory training for police officers on transphobic hate crimes, and the extension of hate crime laws to cover gender identity.”

Hate crime as in piss taking? I suppose it gives the cops more reason to ignore actual crime. Expect the Met to lead the way.

6)”The lowering from 18 to 16 of the age limit for obtaining official recognition of a new gender without parental consent.”

Fucking bollocks.

7)”The option to record gender as ‘X’ in a passport, and an end to the need to show a doctor’s letter to alter the gender shown.”

So these fuckers can doctor a passport as they see fit? Do Border Force have a say in this bullshit?

8)”More training for school staff to better support “gender-variant” young people.”

Gender variant, if it means anything is a mental condition.

9)”Guidance for sports bodies to make clear that exclusion of transgender players on grounds of safety or fair competition is rarely justified.”

Rarely justified? Words fucking fail me. Rugby? Weightlifting? Athletics?

I emphasise that an all party group came up with this woke, dangerous nonsense. The spokesperson on R4 for this hogwash is a Tory MP. Yes, a fucking Tory.

There no longer seems to be a difference between the loony left and mainstream in politics, business, the Arts etc. No fucker is putting the common sense view on this shite.

Despair.

BBC News Link

 

John Lennon – a Christmas visionary


It’s that time of year when you just can’t get away from the barrage of crap Christmas music, and I must admit to having cashed in on a few myself over the years.

But this year there’s a eulogy to the Fab Four that reminds me that there is one Christmas visionary out there who richly deserves a thorough cunting especially at this time of year – John Lennon :

(1) a man so far up his own arse he was almost a quantum singularity
(2) a man with an ego larger than the known universe
(3) a visionary who undoubtedly, had he lived, would have almost certainly been a UN peace ambassador and an even bigger know head than Bono
(4) a man who married one of the world’s ugliest women, almost as big a cunt as Meghan
(5) a man who never wrote a decent song after he split with McCuntney

It seems to me that Lennon’s main claim to immortality was that he was assassinated, otherwise there wouldn’t be an airport named after him and he would have faded into obscurity. That at least would have spared us the crock of shit that is “Merry Christmas – War is Over”.

Regrettably we have to tolerate it every fucking year. The only good thing you could say about it is that it’s better than “Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time”. But then again we are comparing two turds to see which is the best polished.

Have a great Christmas.

Nominated by : Chas C

Johnny Depp flogging Perfume

Johnny Depp and his advert for ‘Sauvage’ perfume.

I don’t like most adverts but the one Johnny Depp does for perfume deeply irritates me.

He’s wearing mascara like a bird at a works do,
Leather pants and waistcoat,
He strums a guitar,
(Its Jimi Hendrix version of “wild thing”)
And wolves start howling
Accept they’re dogs not real wolves,
And they flock to him while he tries to look moody and enigmatic.
Well, to me, a middle aged millionaire is hardly a figure of wild rebellion?
The only cunt who’s got away with leather strides was Suzie Quattro,
And when I see mr Depp I think

“Your missus battered you and took a shite in your bed”

He’s no rebel.
I’m more a rebel and I go to bed at 11pm.
I was Johnny rather than flogging gay perfume id learn kung fu and protect myself against getting beat up off girls and id insist on real wolves.

The fuckin little tart should also wash that makeup off.
You Tube Link

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

Andrea Ivanova

(Here’s a Christmas Day Babe unwrapped, for those who need the Horn after their big Christmas dinner – Day Admin)

It’s a well-worn adage that ‘a picture’s worth a thousand words’.

That being the case, I’ll provide the picture of the delightful Ms Ivanova (together with a bit of background) and let the image do the talking.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/student-huge-lips-plans-more-24497262

Now she’s perfectly within her rights to go around with a mouth that looks like a prolapsed arsehole if she so chooses, but in all fairness cunters, you’ve got ask why on earth she would want to.

The way she’s going, she’ll soon be able to rent out that pout across in Calais. I’ve seen smaller dinghies.

Talk about making a right cunt of yourself. I swear, there’s nowt as queer as folk.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

 

(If the above pic was all too much, here’s one final Christmas Day treat from the Admin Team. Enjoy pulling your crackers over these fine ladies – Day Admin)

Dead Pool [233]

Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted the sad demise of Yorkshire and England cricket legend Ray Illingworth who has passed on aged 89.

On to Dead Pool 233

The rule:

1)Nokinate 5 famous cunts you think will be next to conk out.No duplicates.It is first come first serve but you can always be a cunt and steal peoples nominations from previous pools ( like black and white cunt frequently does).

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)You are not allowed to change nominations once posted until the next pool ( unless your pick has been taken already)

5)Please check your nominations haven’t already been nabbed as we can’t be arsed to check.