Lisa Theaker is Assistant Chief Constable to Cleveland Police, who in 2019 were rated inadequate and a failing force and put into special measures. So with a total lack of self-awareness for herself or the force she serves, ACC Theaker has decided to use her police skills and experience to take part in Channel 4 show Hunted as she and her team track down celebrity crooks.

Trying to justify her actions she burbled she wanted to “rehabilitate the forces image” and “to both represent the North East and amplify women’s voices”. Well I’m sure the taxpayers of Cleveland will be fucking thrilled on her personal crusade and vanity drive but couldn’t she do this in, well…her actual paid job.

Cleveland was recently named one of the most crime-ridden places in the country so it must be galling to see this cunt truffle put so much time and effort into a TV show where’s in real life like a lot of the country, victims of crime are treated as an inconvenience and fobbed off with a useless crime number whilst police complain about “cuts”.

It should be noted that she is using her holiday allowance to take part and her fee will be donated to charidee of course but that really isn’t the point. With shades of MP Nadine Dorries eating wombat bollocks on I’m A Celebrity…… its a public relations disaster.

Lets hope these celebs don’t go on Twitter and misgender some degenerate, the coppers would hunt them down in about half an hour.

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Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

These ‘people’ are the mother and stepdad respectively to a 22 year old with severe autism.

Why are they cunts, you ask? Well, they locked said 22 year old in his room so that they didn’t have to deal with his difficulties anymore, to the point that by the time he was found he was, according to the link, ‘close to death.’

Obviously, looking after someone with such complex needs is difficult, but that really is no excuse for their behaviour. Hell, you certainly wouldn’t find myself or any other member of my family doing this with my brother, who has similar needs.

Fuck them – I hope they rot in jail for the rest of their miserable little lives.

PS: the lad is thankfully doing alright now in case any cunters were wondering.

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Nominated by : OpinionatedCunt

Hi, I would like to nominate Channel E4 Slebs Go Cunting.

The compound word needy-cunfest is much underrated and under-used.

Needy-cunfest, add it to word and use it liberally.

I think during these already extraordinarily cunty times Channel 4 and its wankstain infested bastard cunt-child-channel E4 inflicting a bunch of Z-list Sleb Cunts trying to re-launch their careers or soak up some fees to allow them to live their attention-seeking vacuous lives, and fill the budget for sub-dermal fillers, botox and all that other shit, these grotty fucking turds use to give the impression of having character (the alternative to developing character) is an affront to the British public given all the fucking heinous bollocks we have had to deal will over the last two years.

Just watching these fucking parasites pop up in trailers, makes me wonder where the fuck are we headed as a nation? For Fucks Fucking sake, after the shit we’ve been through, is the best we can come up with?

They are all a bunch of cunts, and while I wish them no physical harm I would quite like for them to take a vow of silence and undertake a retreat … as far away as fucking possible … forever. The cunts. That is all.

PS: I have included a link, but only because it’s requested. Don’t click on it, you are likely to have an aneurism if you have even a shred of common sense.

PPS: Missed you guys … I’ve been busy.

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Nominated by: GGRF

Just in case this raddled looking old tart had disappeared from your memories, or you thought she was dead, join hands and contact the living while I re-cunt the egotistical old cunt.

A couple of years ago she started the True and Fair party, but Boris rather stole her thunder, but low and behold, yesterday, now Boris has fallen from the Rolls Royce of politics into the three wheel Robin Reliant of shame, all the spiteful old Remainers – Gaylord Adonis, Alcoholic Alistair (Campbell) the absurd bloated old shit-stain A.C. Grayling and ME-ME-ME Gina has all jumped on their shagged out old bandwagon on SM and she has announced, as is for the first time her flea-ridden old party, as breathlessly announced by The (Not-So) “Independent”:

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Boris has behaved very foolishly, not least in not resigning. If the Conservatives lose the next election it is a £1000 to an Elvis Presley 78 that Starmer will use it as an excuse to rejoin the EU, and stinking piss stained old bags like Miller and the afore-mentioned characters, and the LibDems, who would probably be needed to push Labour across the winning line – they would demand rejoining the EU as their price for propping Starmer and the shits up and you can just see the greasy looking turd rubbing his hands with glee at the prospect, “We had to do it” would be the old bastards excuse.

Nominated by W.C. Boggs

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