Count Binface

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is a cunt.

This unfunny Cunt – sorry Count -has been “entertaining” at election nights for a number of years now. Unfortunately his lack of success now has him held up by the CONservatives, LIEbour, Lib Dems (ha, ah, ha) and Greens (Fuck Off .. really? Yes really, just Fuck Off!) as a hero of democracy:

Maybe Binface will beat Farage. If so, it will be exactly what the Mother-fucker of all Parliaments deserves. A cunt with a bin on his head sitting on the green benches.

Fuck right off.

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77 thoughts on “Count Binface”

  2. British “democracy” is a shitheap and Count Binface is just another insect crawling about upon it.

    I note it does rather well in London Mayoral elections,gathering north of twenty thousand votes.

    Perhaps the Count could put Lord Khan into landfill?

    Vote Oven.

    Good morning.

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  3. This shit is a posh boy who earns his living writing “comedy” pieces for the BBC – such shit as Have I Got News For You. That tells me all I need to know about him. Just a slightly more posh Screaming Lord Sutch, who is just a part of the Establishment trying to fool others as well as himself.

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    • I had to stop watching HIGNFY.
      The temptation to put my foot into Ian Hislop’s or Paul Merton’s face was becoming too much.
      I need my TV to watch Talk TV, or GB News.

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      • Merton in particular has become a real old fart – he turns up on Just A Minute on Radio 4 talking absolute bollocks and is regarded by the R4 audience as a national treasure when he is just a boring old cunt. Hislop has always been a sanctimonious old arsehole.

      • I know, and they STILL think they are funny and relevant,mainly for lefties I suppose,as all they do is slag off Trump,Farage and reform.

    • Apparently, he told the BBC “My job is to celebrate and defend the wonders of British democracy”.
      Which presumably involves writing anti Trump and Boris ‘jokes’ for our ‘impartial’ national broadcaster, whilst studiously avoiding satirising the left.

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    • Yes, I heard he was a BBC comedian who I have never heard of!!😠🤔.Probably an annoying unfunny one,that is why he has to hide his identity.
      The BBC are sneaky ,arrogant ****s.

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  5. British democracy is such a wonderful thing. Your vote really counts, except when it comes to open door immigration policy, net zero, membership of the ECHR, membership of the WHO, shit policing, 15 minute cities. Lord Suck Dick, bennies money tree, two tier justice, terryrism, ridiculously high levels of taxation, no GPs, wank NHS…. Fuck right off, cunts.

    Good morning, everyone.

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  6. His only policy seems to be, bring down the price of a 99 ice cream to 99p.

    I can go along with that.

    What’s not to like?

    BinFace, BinFace, BinFace.

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  7. It just wouldn’t be election time without some comic turn with forced eccentricity, wasting their time and ours by gaining votes that might be better placed elsewhere.
    Anyway, that’s enough about Ed Davey.

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  8. Springwatch was never the same without him.
    Seeing Kate Humble’s exasperation as he went off script and talked over her was great.
    Even better when he did it to that insufferable cunt Packham.
    RIP

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  9. Parliament is about right for this cunt, he’d fit right in to the current mental asylum.
    That said, If I were a Clacton voter who did not want to vote Reform, I wouldn’t vote for this twat anyway.
    I’d vote for Howling Laud Hope.

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  10. A great broadcaster. I used to listen to ‘I’m Sorry I’ll Read That Again’ with my Dad. RIP Mr Oddie.

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  12. Surely no face coverings in the houses of Parliament, unless your a pàki i suppose.

    Though plenty of gargoyles occupying those benches that would benefit from a bin on one’s noʻggin.

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    • Either way hes played a fuckin blinder running against Nigel Farage in the byelection.

      Nigel wins? ..big deal . you beat Count Binface.

      Nigel loses? ..you lost to Count Binface?!!
      what a loser.

      .

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      • It is a masterstroke by Reform, Mis.

        It’s up there with vote green and get the illegal immigrants on your patch.

        If Farage wins, the regime then needs to shut the fuck up and stop with the personal attacks.
        He will have won his seat back by public majority. meaning the public trust him more than the Uniparty…or a bin.

        If he loses, he still wins, because the leftard residents of Clacton just voted for a bin as their parliamentary representative.

        This does not stop Farage being the leader of Reform, meaning he is then out of the spotlight and free to pursue any enterprise he wishes.

        The left still can’t get their heads around this one.

        Not putting candidates against him means they don’t give a shit about the people who would traditionally vote for them.

        A masterstroke.

      • I agree Odin. The Uniparty is moving heaven and Earth in trying to cut the ground from under Farage ‘cos he scares them shitless. They would be ecstatic if a left wing nutter were to assassinate him and so they refuse the protection he obviously needs. When he manages to raise the necessary funds elsewhere they refer him to the kangaroo court they call the parliamentary standards committee. They attack him for ill-judged statements he is said to have made in his early teens. I’m glad no-one is analysing things I said at that age. They even tried to shut down his bank account. The only measure we have of what he can achieve is his success in the EU referendum after working at it for years. I’ve no doubt there would never have been a referendum and less still the result we got but for hihis efforts. Consider the empty promises from the Uniparty MPs over decades the glaring stand-out one being that regarding immigration. Angie’s promise for the number of new houses to be built for instance. We knew it wouldn’t happen even as the words were tumbling out of her gob.

        I’m prepared to give him a go. If he proves to be like the cunts who have been in power for thirty years then I’ll hold my hand up to my mistake and eat humble pie but I can’t see that we have much to lose.

      • Afternoon Arfur.

        The Uniparty are terrified of having their paws slapped off the levers of power by a party who represent the English people only

        When Reform get in, there will be an audit to see where all of our money has been spaffed over the last 30 years and it ain’t going to be a pretty sight for the Uniparty. £3 trillion in debt didn’t just appear overnight.

        I foresee a lot of the LibLabCon trick MPs doing some serious porridge. Starting with that cunt Blair

    • It’s funny how, whenever there’s a scandal over party funding, there’s usually a parliamentary enquiry.
      However, when it’s Farage or Reform, the Met fatso’s get involved.

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      • Just the Uniparty trying desperately to silence Farage.

        Their problem is that Farage is far from stupid and will have an airtight case ready to go to court.

        It’s just smoke and mirrors to distract from the very dodgy election of that cunt Burnham.

  13. Just another eccentric loon who’d look quite normal next to milligoon,lamburger,oooh matron streeting, bicycle Angie,yer wot lah Andy etc…no doubt all the Clacton greenies, commie liebour,and unliberal demos will put a tick on his bin lid in a up yours 🖕on farage… don’t forget your vote cunts err counts 😫

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  14. Unfunny safe comedian that appeals to the middle class affluent BBC types. ‘Oh haha darling, a man with a bin on his head running for parliament, what mirth!’

    As funny as a children’s leukaemia ward.

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  15. I’d vote Binface over that oily, shit eating cunt Farage any day. How a through and through Establishment twat like Farage can say he is up against the Establishment is a fucking joke.

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    • Binface should say ‘I’m taking things seriously for the sake of the constituents.”
      Then turn up with his bin replaced with a Dusty Bin.
      And a large Mr. Blobby codpiece.

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  18. Apparently Oddie supported the Green Party and thought British people should have fewer children because he’s ashamed of being British.

    He was probably one of those fools that thinks the Green Party were ‘just about saving the environment man’ rather than the communists they really are. Regarding children, he also thought that the country is overpopulated and is destroying the wildlife, which it is, but having fewer children will have no effect as the government is importing en masse 1000000s of foreigners to replace us who have even less respect for nature than we do.

    Still, at least he hated cats as much as I do.

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    • He said that, but had 3 kids himself the hypocrite.

      you have to remember he wasnt a full shilling Cuntrarian.

      His mam was puddled and locked in a nuthouse.

      yes, he said some very unpatriotic things,
      but i forgive him.
      he was a window licker.

      Notice no cause of death has been released?
      there you go.

      ps
      it wasnt being mauled by a giant kitten.

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  19. I want a reform majority at the next election, ( just to see if an “alternative” might improve things).

    But id really like to see bin face sat in the HP..

    To show the world what a fucking joke those 650 cunts really are…✌️

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  20. In my opinion, all politicians are unmitigated self-serving cunts, so this arsehole would fit right in & I hope he wins.
    However, that’s not to say I wouldn’t enjoy seeing someone smack his ridiculous headgear with the business end of a pick helve.

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    • I don’t know if this has always been the case, but certainly during my 40+ years of being politically aware, it seems being an elected politician has shifted from being a public servant, answerable and accountable to the electorate to being in it for yourself.

      I’ve always believed there’s something wrong with you mentally if you have the desire and ambition to seek political office where your decisions can impact the lives of millions of people. The most successful, creative, intelligent, measured and effective people in life tend not to be in political office. Odd that.

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  22. I didn’t think that UK politics could get any lower. At a time when the economy is wanked out, the country is in hock to trillions of pounds, our infrastructure has crumbled beyond salvage and benefit payments now exceed tax receipts and we are being turned into a third world by unfettered invasions, we have some desperate fucking arsehole wearing a metal bin on his head hoping people will vote for him.

    In the days of Lord Sutch, you could humour it as we at least had a proper right wing Conservative Party and Sutch was nothing more than a laugh. Nowadays, the likes of Binface has more sinister intentions – to prevent the local election of anything more right wing than Mick Hucknall. Socialism has killed this country – the evidence is laid bare.

    Binface is an utter wanker. A very unamusing one at that.

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  24. Uniparty red, blue, yellow and green stood down so that Uniparty Binface would stand a better chance. The arsehole in the bin is a BBC luvvie so would fit in perfectly in any branch of Uniparty. However, perhaps there have been second and even third thoughts… there are now around 30 candidates registered for the election… a record. I wonder who is behind a lot of those candidates?

    More and more, our fake democracy resembles a camp pantomime.

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  26. I hope it wins and is forced to wear the outfit every day, all day and everywhere for the next two to three years and see how long it takes for the ‘joke’ to become tedious for it.
    Bin face? About amusing as a wet fart. Brick (in the) face would be more appropriate.

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  27. There was some nutter way back called Bob Blackman, who would bash his head with a tea tray, whilst singing Mule Train. You couldn’t beat the culture of those days.

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  28. Same cunt that posed as Lord Buckethead in 2017. Buckethead’s ‘creator’ pulled the rug on him doing that, so he went home and brainstormed count binface into existence. comic genius, or what? 🤢

    god, I hate this species, and it’s because of cunts like this one …

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  29. BBC comedy writer who has Trump, Brexit and Farage as his only source and probably wrote material for Nish Kumar at some point.

    Loathsome but not as loathsome as Kemi Binhead who would rather people vote Labour than Reform, she’s probably worried about getting deported.

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    • I’ve found much of what Binface has commented on to be quite funny, except his anti-Trump stance. It’s lazy and conformist. It’s the done thing to be anti-Trump and to see Binface join in is disappointing.

      Orange Man doesn’t get everything right, but he’s made huge strides making America better than it was when he took office. Amazing really when the establishment (the swamp) are totally against him and are trying to kill him. The UK could use a Trump-like figure to shake things up and stop the rot. I may not know much I know it’s not Burnham.

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  30. I’ve only recently become aware of Count Binface. When I did, I found him hilarious. Watched loads of YT vids and laughed at every one.

    We’ve had far out and weird candidates before, mainly Monster Raving Looney Party types, but I found them to be rather pointless and unfunny. Standing because they could rather than because they had anything to say. The Count though is quite witty and his political satire is spot on. Many of his one liners are on point, e.g. his pledge to build at least one affordable house.

    His relevance in Clacton is purely down to Farage. For a while there I too was taken in by him and Reform. However, over time his true colours have emerged. Reform is not what they claim to be and Farage is quite clearly in the Farage business first and foremost. He’s a great speaker and sells a great message. So did Barry Obummer and look what a cunt he turned out to be.

    Maybe other cunters can clear something up for me. Farage claims he stood down as MP and is seeking re-election to allow the Clacton voters to have their say on whether or not he did anything wrong. Farage has never denied accepting the £5M gift but claims it was accepted before he was an MP and as such he was not under any obligation to declare it. I’ve read that by resigning as an MP that effectively stops the parliamentary investigations in their tracks and should he be re-elected the investigations wouldn’t/couldn’t re-start because any alleged wrong doing would have occurred during his previous stint as an MP, not his current one. Is that true?

    If he didn’t do anything wrong, why the investigations (witch hunt?) and why stand down as an MP? I think the other main parties boycotting the by-election called Farage’s bluff. If he wins, then he’ll be open to ‘lame duck’ MP accusations. I’m just hoping Reform did what they did and have achieved what they have to enable Restore to take it forward.

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    • I seem to recall there’s a 12 month rule whereby any monies,gifts such as free glasses etc given to a prospective MP more than a year before they take office don’t need to be declared.

      Something along those lines anyway.

      Throw enough shit and some will stick,to quote the Attorney General.

      All cunts.

      Good health from across the pond.

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      • Cheers Unkle T.

        I do think Farage represents a threat to the status quo uni-party. He’s as likely to walk away from politics (as he as done several times before) as he is to stick it out and ruin the Labour/Tory duopoly. Independently wealthy and doesn’t need the aggro…that makes him dangerous. As you say, throw enough shit….

        Same over here with Trumperty Trump. Keep saying the same lies over and over and eventually enough people will believe it. One of my favourites is Trump’s an existential threat to democracy and yet the Democrats campaign against voter ID to vote in elections. Yeah OK, Trump’s the problem. Hahaha.

        Planning a visit to the UK in December. Let’s hope it’s still free enough to let me back in for a few days. What’s a pint cost now, £10? How about a gallon of petrol? Should I get a second mortgage before filling up? LOL.

        Oh wait, Burnham’s going to fix everything. 🙂

      • Yes bring gold bullion the Great British Pound will likely be worthless by then.

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