(Boris either taking a dump or on the vinegar strokes stage after betraying the loyal Tory electorate who voted for him and his party – Day Admin)

What is the point of this government?
Conservative? No fucking way.

”Asylum applications hit 20-year high – but just 15 rejected in a year”

That’s out of 60 000. 60 fucking thousand. 0.25%.
The Home Office hasn’t been fit for purpose for decades but they have really nailed it with this.

How many are in hotels? What does it cost? How many are single young males?
Fuck knows because Boris and his shower of incompetent cunts are presiding over a shitshow where these fuckers are escorted in by Border Force and Coastguards. Put up in hotels. Fed and fucking clothed.

And none of the fuckers are actually asylum seekers. They come from France knowing that they will be looked after by us dull cunts. And can turn our cities into 3rd world shitholes to make them feel at home.

When there was the public backed will to help real asylum seekers from Ukraine they fucked that up too.

Then we have this Rwanda bollocks. Again all piss and wind.

But wait, at least we have a net zero commitment. And the return of Imperial measures. And erm, well those.

Are the cunts from the HO ‘working’ from home still. Like the Passport Office and DVLC?

This government, the cunt who is supposedly in charge, and the whole of fucking Whitehall are a fucking disgrace. Steptoe couldn’t do worse.

MSN News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

My first nomination is carbon footprint on menus in restaurants

Just watched this on About Anglia news which used to be about farming and what the travellers have stolen. Now it’s reduced to making news articles about shit like this

They send an ethnic reporter to some very expensive foodie place full of middle aged rich wimminz who have had a bit of welding done to say how wonderful that they know the Greek and beetroot salad has a lower carbon emission than the organically sourced ostrich on rye bread toast.

With all the serious shit going on in our world they promote rubbish like this

Nominated by: Acac

Daily Mail News Link

(Welcome to ISAC, Acac. A supporting link is usually the norm for most nominations. But since you’re a noob we’ve found one on your behalf, although not from About Anglia – Day Admin)

I am feeling less and less sympathy for those who decide its a great idea to perhaps go film tribes in the amazon, who are then used a target practice by cannibals.

It would not be the same if said persons we shot by maneaters perhaps getting their mail at home. But they are not.

I don’t know why they think filming themselves at the local market where no one has seen a white man before let alone a group of (no doubt Hipster) Camera People trying to get the best latest shot. To pass on to a cunt no doubt like Attenborough to then spit his way through a sleep enduing commentary.

This is not gorillas in the mist.

Reuters Link.

In addition, the cunting extends to the outcry of mercenaries sent to death by Ivan, when going to fight for Ukraine. Putin is a weapons grade cunt, but if one chooses to go front line his people, if they have to then wave the white flag they cant expect the reception of a dinghy sailor coming over from Calais.

Sly News Link.

Whilst i commend anyone that wants to uphold their right, they need to do so understanding the risk.

The amazon and Donbass were no go zones, before these cunts decided to go.

If it was easy, every cunt would do it.

Nominated by: King Cunt

Klaus please tell me how I can rent underpants, not own them and be happy? The ones I own get quite nasty after a week of not washing myself, all to save precious water during this grave time of climate change. Is there a scheme for renting underpants and being happy?

(No link, this ‘own nothing and be happy’ is in common knowledge)

Nominated by Cuntologist

(More info here: Day Admin – Sociable News Link )

In America the social commentator Matt Walsh is making heroic efforts to find a left-wing Feminist Comedienne that can make him laugh.

I think he should be awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor I admire him that much.

I have tried it myself. But I just can’t do it. I give up after a few seconds. It is literally unendurable for me.

I admire his patience and stamina–the waiting for the laugh that never comes. He knows in his heart of hearts I believe that a laugh ain’t gonna happen.

He has sat through five now. Samatha Bee was one. Sat in silence. Stony silence.

There was another one I forget her name. He nearly laughed when she pictured a dog wearing shoes!!!!. He was ‘ready’ to laugh he said, ‘primed’ as it were. But she just left the story in mid air and went back to the feminist shtick.

But before we look down on our American friends what about our own home-grown feminist performers here.

I have a challenge for you Cunters. Now you have to be honest. Ok which one of you can last the longest watching either Jo Brand or Sarah Milligan. (both videos are only 5 mins long). You have a choice. I know I am asking a lot but I believe in you.

I have chosen them as I say because they are only 5 minutes long. Now surely Cunters you can last 5 minutes?

For those who watch one all the way through there will be a prize of a box of tampons to give to your wife or girlfriend with the line ‘these are for when you’re ‘on the Blob’. How she will laugh.

Remember if you own up to even a slight snigger of chuckle Admin will take disciplinary action.

Good luck

YouTube Link 1

You Tube Link 2

Nominated by: Miles Plastic