2 Day Heatwave Blamed for Expensive Chips!

Your chips just got more expensive!
Quick, those of you with freezer space, rush out immediately to buy frozen chips!
You don’t have to worry about the scarcity of hash browns, for example, because they are apparently not affected by a poor potato harvest, presumably because they are made of onions and recycled egg cartons!

BBC News Link

Anyway, I thought that those amongst us, who have a bunker full of Fray Bentos pies, should be warned that there might be NO CHIPS!!
The horror, the humanity!

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

World Athletics Championships Goes Woke

One of the very few events left untouched by wokeism was this one. It’s one of the very few events left that I could watch as a form of escapism.

I don’t care if the dark keys win most events. I’m comfortable that there are differences between the races, I just like watching the fastest and strongest competing against each other.

It seems this event has had its day too. At least the coverage has.

The BBC coverage was naff on day 1 (where we’re up to at the time of writing) and it was an all dark key/gay/wimmins panel. The main presenter (a fat dark key ‘innit’ woman) was not the best of presenters. Indeed, I think Joey Deacon uttered more coherent sentences on the BBC than she ever has.

Obvious gay, (he ‘came out’ recently – about as convincing a straight bloke as Liberace) Colin Jackson was there with his gay voice. Jessica Ennis (yes, every which way and thrice on Sundays) was the other diverse panel member.

At least they’re all former athletes I suppose. They know their onions. It was just the presenter who was naff (I think she too was an athlete, albeit not as well known or successful as Ennis and Jackson).

And no honkies? Bit racist, innit?

Therefore, I switched over to the live coverage via the IAAF on YouTube. Two commentators. Both wimmins.

So far, we’ve had great insights such as ‘That was a good jump.’ and ‘A season’s best. He’ll be happy with that.’ One of them has been rattling on about how great the diversity is in the hammer throw just now.

I just love those inane, shrieking voices when I’m watching sport.

Fuck off.

Wiki News Link

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Anne Frank’s White Privilege – A New Low for Twitter (12)

This looks like a Titania McGrath pisstake, but the keyboard halfwits of twatter are actually debating this:-

”Twitter may have reached its inevitable, ultimate and final form with a debate over whether or not Anne Frank benefited from white privilege.”

Yes, an unfortunate 15 year old Jewish girl, murdered along with her family by Nazi scum may have benefitted from ‘white privilege.’

I don’t know whether this is the Left’s instinctive anti-Semitism or just it disappearing up it’s own arsehole but there are cunts out there pushing this bollocks.

As some cunt or other may say – you couldn’t make it up.

MSN News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

(Out of the many many nominations I have processed over the years, this submission really is one of the most distressing/incredulous! – Day Admin)

Angela Rayner (7) – Shoe Wars

A mammoth cunting for this bargain basement whore, who, when she is not touting her working class origins, is a serial shit stirrer and trouble maker. It seems she is also a bit of a Karen when it comes to retail therapy.

The old slapper attempted to buy some very expensive “Star War” shoes, but was left frustrated (as I am sure she is – frequently), so she wrote to complain to the independent Brighton store to complain – on House of Commons notepaper, which is against the rules, but we all know the old cunt thinks rules are for other people:

How can even the most delusional, senile old fool (yes I’m looking at you, Starmer) think that her behaviour is anything less than self-serving, and high handed.

Perhaps it is time they tried to stop selling their “integrity” with a cheap slapper like that woman and a serial liar in Dame Kweer (“dad was a toolmaker…who worked 13 hours a day”).:

Express News Link

While we are at it, one of Blair’s pals, Bernie Ecclestone faces ten years inside (if he lives that long) for fraud. Lovely friends they have.

Nominated by: W.C.Boggs

 

What is the Point?

For 30 odd years I’ve been in steady full employment, paid my taxes, paid my NICs, commuted to work in all weathers with only a few days off per year pulling sickies. (Even though quite often I’d make up for that by working 50+ hours per week!)

In all that time, I have studied hard for various IT certifications with the likes of Microsoft, HP, Cisco, Citrix, Inspur and Fujitsu. Some of these course were paid for by the company I used to work with, but some I had to pay for myself when I went self-employed.

But it really pisses me off when I see my monthly pay-slip and notice the hefty amount of tax and insurance I have to pay. Again, I wouldn’t mind so much if I knew these taxes were being spent on deserving causes. But of course we all know they’re not!

I don’t bother with the MSM because it really hacks me off when I read sob stories of some cunt who has never worked but seems think they’re entitled to thousands of pounds in benefits in order to cope with the current cost-of-living crisis.

And its not just lazy cunts born in this country that think the same way, but of course the 1 million cunts from abroad via the Dinghy Express, who seem to think I, as a taxpayer, should not only work harder but also contribute more tax in order to keep them safe and sound in some cushy 4* hotel for a few months or years. (No rising energy bills for them to worry about.)

Then you have the growing band of apologists, who go out of their way to defend the indefensible, especially when it involves children. The constant push by teachers to set their own curricula that is far removed from the traditional “3 Rs” and focuses instead of gender identification, sexual discovery and the apparent acceptance that adults can have sex with children without the consent of parents or the threat of prosecution from the police or courts.

In fact there’s so many things utterly wrong with this government and the unaccountable but agenda-driven Civil Service, think tanks and faceless policy advisors, that it makes you wonder what is the point of trying to be a decent hard-working law-abiding person?

As it is my wife and I are looking at options to move to Austria or the Netherlands, probably starting with a 90-day stay, just to make sure we’re doing the right thing.

As much as we love life here in the Lake District it doesn’t get away from the fact that we’re going to be shafted sooner or later with more taxation, a lower standard of living, household costs rising and the inevitable arrival of some of those illegal migrants – probably running into the tens of thousands if this woke council have their way!

Am not saying Holland or Austria are perfect places – far from it. But we’ve been to both countries before and we do have an expat couple living in Salzburg, who could give us valuable guidance on how to move there through the proper government channels.

Austrian Embassy Link

And yes it will only be a matter of time before Austria and Holland become no different to the UK, Sweden or Germany. Moreover, the entry requirements to live and/or work in both countries appear to be far more demanding than what’s needed over here, especially after Brexit. Compare and Contrast:-

Austria

  • Passport
  • Residency Permit
  • Birth Certificate
  • Marriage Certificate
  • Savings & Investments
  • Medical Documentation (including dental and immunizations)
  • University Degree(s)
  • Professional Certificates
  • Police Records

.UK

  • No Passport only a dinghy and a concealed pack of C4
  • “Refugee” Permit, guaranteed 4 star hotel and top rung on housing waiting list
  • No Birth Certificate but have 30 children
  • No Marriage Certificate but have 10 wives
  • No Savings but entitled to other people’s money
  • No Medical Documentation but entitled to free NHS services
  • No University Degree(s) but entitled to free education
  • No Professional Certificates but entitled to good jobs due to positive discrimination
  • Police Records (probably loads but the Home Office turns a blind eye)

It just seems ever more apparent that if you study hard, work hard and be a model citizen then you’re basically deluding yourself and you’d be better off going on the dole and claiming benefits for the rest of your life.

But really the decline in standards at social, political and economical levels within the UK knows no bounds and as quite a few cunters on here have commented on in the past “This country is – or very soon will be – finished!

And I really have come to believe that now.

Nominated by: Technocunt