(The only good thing about Wimbledon: now banned! – Day Admin)

‘ Da da de de, Du du da da, Du du da da dum ……’
A Purple and Green striped “new balls please” cunting for the Wimbledon tennis championships.

1. It’s only for the rich
Total prize money for competitors = £40.35 Million
Centre Court Ticket £75 to £240 per person
Seated dining with views of the Tea Lawn = £95 per person !

2. The tennis players
A bunch of sulky, whining, self absorbed, ego-centric, over-paid cunts

3. The crowd
People with too much money, or no sense. Then there’s the typical Millwall fan who’s gone for a day out, screaming at the top of their lungs “come on Andy!”. Not to mention the cunts who start clapping slowly because Zuga Fishbreath, the no 273 seed from Albania has the audacity to query a line call – and the fucking sheep like crowd that have to start clapping too.

4. The BBC coverage
With extensive TV & radio coverage, The BBC has money to burn, paying former champions McEnroe, Navratilova, BJ King, etc + has-beens Tracy Austin, John Lloyd, Johanna Konta, Tim Henman (never won shit) Annabel Croft (hasn’t played in 40 years ?) to present and commentate.

5. Sue Barker
The grinning red faced midget has been on a nice little earner for the last 30 years. Calls all the ‘stars’ by their 1st names (like they’re on speed dial!), gushes over the former winners. Never won a twix wrapper herself.

Now all the ‘A’ list cunts are fawning false compliments “you’re last Wimbledon Sue – say it ain’t so” ….Personally I’ll miss the vile hag like a hole in the head !

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Nominated by: Lord of the Rings

And there’ more. This time from The Archbishop of Cunterbury

I absolutely despise everything about that utter sack of sick that is Wimbledon. I’ve watched it a bit in the past which has allowed me to build up a good level of reasoned hatred for it. Here is a brief list of my issues with it:

–Fawning gasping crowd when a rally is going on. Absolutely pathetic the way they try and out yelp each other.

–The main referee gets a medal presented at the end of the tournament. He accepts it with the solemnity of a soldier receiving the Victoria cross

–Mixed doubles. Totally abject event for people not good enough to play individual tennis. (Will there be a trans-mixed-doubles? Day Admin)

–Smiley Sue making competitors say that Wimbledon is the best tournament. Even if they are from say France, in which case French open would be more important to them

–Stupid cunts who queue up and camp for hours to get the crumbs that rich folk discard

-The line judges who yell “fault” when the ball lands 2ft outside the line. Then pause and do a dramatic arm extension. Wankshafts

–Posh twat commentators who’s idea of commentary is saying nothing for an entire rally, then chuffing “too good” when someone hits a winner.

-The fact that they don’t play on the middle Sunday. They couldn’t give a shit about attracting a new audience. They hate poor people.

The only good things about tennis are Boris Becker (the German sausage hider and tax dodger), and that other bloke who gets upset and calls the umpire a cheat. I hope he wins it.

And our Norm isn’t too much of a fan either…

Wimbledon fans are cunts.

OK, not all of them.

Most people inside Centre Court obey the rules and are respectful. But now there is always (and I mean always) some cunt who shouts something like ‘Come on, Rafa!’ in an ear splitting Harry Enfield ‘Loadsamoney’ style voice when Nadal and others are about to serve.

These same cunts have also started football type chants and clapping and the Umpire has to tell these retarded oafs to shut the fuck up.

What is it about cunts like that? They are as bad as the bellends who go to sporting events in ridiculous costumes. If I had paid top dollar for Centre Court tickets and some cunt kept bellowing next to me, I would fill his fucking face in with a knuckle butty.?

Still, I have enjoyed it this year. I hope that dour cunt Murray loses, Serena and her ‘atitood’ also fuck off, and I must stop having rude and dastardly thoughts about Katie Boulter.

The link is Nick Kyrgios complaining about these backward riff raff:

Tennishead News Link

Bloody hell, here’s another unhappy bod – this time Cuntstable Cuntbubble

I hate fucking tennis. I also hate the BBC. But most of all I hate Wimbledon.

Ooh look there’s Prince Chinless and his lovely wife the Cuntess of Braincell.

Perhaps Cliff will sing one of his greatest hits. Strawberries only £19 each. This is the place to be seen. Just like Arscot. Cant wait for Henley and Twickers.

Yesterday teatime I turned on the telly. Wimblefuckingdon on 1. Same on 2. No bother, I will look at BBC News channel. Yep, fucking Wimbledon. (I don’t see much criticism of “white privilege” at Wimbledong by the usual suspects – Day Admin)

Nothing shows the BBC’s London poncy bias more than Wimbledon. Why don’t they show the French fucker on 3 channels at once? Could it be that the French fucker is actually about the sport and not the snobby arselickers of SW whatever it is?

Cunts.

(A quick note. We have a nom regarding the fragrant Emma Raducanu due to go live soon. Therefore please focus on Wimbledon generally for this nom. Cheers – Day Admin)

The Demise of Bitcon and the wankers who invest in it.

Well all I can say is good. I understood how it worked as a so say gold backed asset, however where has all the money gone? In one of these pits that Escobar or Hitler dug?

I can’t wait for this next Discovery channel special when they find a pit of overpriced Chinese made graphics cards and a load of worthless pieces of foreign exchange paper.

I mean how fucking thick do these people have to be pumping money into a con with no one’s head honcho to string up to the wall.

Don’t forget guys buy the drip.

Guardian News Link

Nominated by: Clown Clown the Cunty Man

Helpful link provided by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

(Hope we don’t see another government bail out! – Day Admin)

A cunting for the F1 road show and poor little Lewis.

He is having a bad (ish) year so everyone needs to rally round to give him some love. His car his only third best on the grid which means he hasn’t won a race this year.
A podcast by Nelson Piquet describing the incident last year where Hamilton pushed Verstappen off the track and ended his race has caused a shit storm (well a hurty word shit storm).
Piquet used the word neguinho which is a Brazilian slang word, roughly translated a n*gga but apparently it call apply equally to white or black (I have no idea, just looked it up on the urban dictionary)

To make things worse Piquets daughter is shagging Max Verstappen and she has committed to ultimate crime, yes she ‘liked’ a comment from a relative who defended Nelson Piquet.

This is all at the same time as the Rochdale P*ki groomer cannot be expelled from the UK to his native land and some Islamic cunt thought that shooting Gays in Olso was good sport.

Let’s get a fucking grip here, using the n word might be offensive and only when spoken by whitey but it ain’t the end of the fucking world.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Sick of it

And another, this time from CuntyMort

Daily Mail News Link

A formula one cunting please for Lewis fucking Hamilton cunt.

Saying that older voices be silenced. Well Lewis this fucking gammon would sooner hear Jackie Stewart Bernie Ecclestone and Nelson Piquet pontificating on stuff than your woke bollocks.

Why don’t you fuck off to Monte Carlo and count your millions? Give the rest of us a break from your woke bullshit. I have no time for your fucking wittering. Fuck of and die you cunt.

And then there’s this from Everyonesacunt

I would like to nominate that old senile coffin dodger Bernie Eccelstone

“ I would take a bullet for Putin “ says he. Well go on then you out of touch with reality old fucking Cunt don’t let me stop you.

BBC News Link

In fact go get me a gun Putin and yourself into a room and I’ll arrange a marksman to get both of you cunts with one shot.

Listen Cunt whatever your political stand point you don’t kill tens of thousands of civilians your own soldiers and the other countries soldiers by the thousands just because you want a bit more land.

Listen Bernie you are a massive Cunt. Nearly as big as Putin the murderer.

And more….. this time from Chuff Chugger

Yeah, yeah It’s Lewis Hamilton…..again, but he can’t help himself!

Where do I start with this cunt of cunts?

Not content with trying to press gang current Formula 1 into ‘his way of thinking’ He is now trying to silence the previous generation of F1 protagonists- actually ANYONE who he doesn’t fits his agenda.

I like Piquet…..a mans man who didn’t bullshit, and spoke his mind. Hell, he even told his team mate Mansell, that he had an ugly wife! Mind you ‘our Nige did pin him up against the wall and smacked him on the nose afterwards.

…a very worrying suggestion from our resident cunt-in-chief Mr Hamilton.

BBC News Link

Metro are cunts. This is one of their latest headlines:

‘Zahir, an asylum seeker who was due on the UK’s first deportation flight to Rwanda says security officers had tied detainees up by their feet and that by staff from Colnrook House detention centre assaulted him.’

Metro, predictably, will automatically side with the poor innocent ‘Zahir’ and accept his word without question. Of course, ‘Zahir’ will be as pure as the driven snow, won’t he? His sort never act up, get aggressive, or cause trouble, do they?

‘Zahir’ (not his real name, of course) claims he was a ‘refugee’ fleeing from Iraq. For starters, there is no war in Iraq to flee from. Also, notice all these asylum seekers and ‘refugees’ are all Middle Eastern and African men in their 20s and 30s, there are no women, girls, or kids. But Metro won’t go into that though, will they?

Of course, those leftist turds at Metro will take this person’s word for it. I don’t believe that he or anyone else was tied up.

‘Zahir’ claims he was ‘threatened’ with being tied up, and he was told by ‘friends’ (more Iraqi men on the make) that they were tied up. In other words, it’s all bollocks and hearsay. But Metro will believe it without question because they want to. They will do, say or believe anything to scupper the Rwanda deal and attempt to make these unwashed freeloaders and threats to UK security look good. But obviously threats to the British Public aren’t on Metro’s list of priorities. Metro are more concerned with not finding a Father’s Day card with (get this) a ‘Black Dad’ on it.

Funny, all the times I got my old man a Father’s Day card, I never saw a human being – black, white or otherwise – on them. I also never got my father a card with ‘To my white dad’ on it either.

The cunts are obsessed with trying to sell these types to us. Metro is anti white, anti heterosexual, anti British, and it’s so bad they have to give it away. They also can’t even spell ‘assaulted’.

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Nominated by: Norman