Can I give for your consideration one Sadiq Khan, mayor of Stabistan and well known and loved by all.

”Sadiq Khan blames cost of living crisis for London crimewave”

Yes, the black fucker who stabbed an old man in his mobility scooter was forced into it by rising prices. The trainee architects and all round good eggs stabbing and shooting, seemingly at will, are worried about their gas bills.

Fuck all to do with an out of control violent shithole with a cunt for a mayor and a fucking useless police force. Fuck all to do with cries of racism, innit, every time a copper tries to enforce or uphold the law where effniks are involved. Fuck all to do with the the incompetence of the late lamented Cressida’s Dick. Fuck all to do with a culture of drugs, single mothers and knives. Fuck all to do with uncontrolled 3rd world immigration.

It was the cost of living what done it.

Sadiq Khan. A complete cunt, voted for by complete cunts to rule over complete cunts.

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Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

(The stabbings at the Notting Hill Carnival were due to the CoL, unless the murderers were white of course  – Day Admin)

And seconded by: Chuff Chugger

Seconded by me for this.

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£12.50 per day if your car is a classic or an old banger and all you can afford, but isn’t ULEZ compliant. CUNT.

To make matters worse…..where London has expanded so much over the last 20 years, this ULEZ zone can take in parts of North Kent…….living in certain areas of Dartford in Kent..then fuck you- you are now in a ULEZ zone and this cunt want £12.50 per day fine for using your ten year old mondeo which you go to work in to stack shelves at Tescos. More people will join the benefits lifestyle choice this country has to offer, as it wouldn’t be worth going to work if you have to pay ULEZ on top of your other costs.

Oh no. Oh no. They have chosen him. ‘Amol Rajan to be the new host of University Challenge.’

We sometimes come to a moment in our lives Cunters when we finally realise there is no hope for a relationship. That moment has arrived for me. ‘This is The End’ sang Jim Morrison and it is The End of me and the BBC.

See I thought Samira Ahmed who had substituted for Jeremy when he was ill and who was thought to have been a success was a shoe-in.

I mean she’s not the most exciting of personalities but at least she wouldn’t be political.

But then ominous noises off-others names mentioned- Sandi Toksvig being one. Oh no that’s the lesbian box ticked and that supercilious voice …oh how it grates on me.

I read on and and to my horror they were even considering the dreadful Amol Rajan. Oh no surely not, him from the terrible Trump-hating, Brexit-hating ‘Mash Report’.So predictable. So unfunny.

And he was booed off stage remember because of his ‘political’ comedy once.

And the BBC in their wisdom have chosen him.

No they couldn’t they wouldn’t dare stick two fingers up to the Great British Public so blatantly could they? Even they can’t think he has a pleasing personality. Everyone knows he’s disliked intensely.

I used to watch University Challenge with Bamber Gascoigne. A true academic Bamber. A deep historical sense he had. You’d have questions on ancient Greek myth or the English Middle Ages.

That all went about the time he left. And Everyone knew like Mastermind it had become much easier. Many more questions on contemporary life and culture. The music questions on popular music not Classical. Just not as difficult.

Anyway I lament. I just feel that this this choice Amol Rajan is a kick in the teeth. And we know who’s teeth they’re kicking? ‘The Gammon’ in their small tiny world.

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Nominated by: Miles Plastic

With a swirl of the kilt, and a glass of whiskey in hand, and the sound of the pipes in my ears, I venture North of the Border to present this obvious poof to you:

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Just to prove Miss Kranky has finally lost her marbles, she has appointed this “man” (?) as her “Period Poverty” czar.

His free products will be available to “anyone of any gender”, so if a fruity Scotsman comes up to a Rob Roy figure in a pub and offers him a free fanny wrapper…….. I suspect the A and E departments of various Scottish hospitals are going to be doing a roaring trade in patching Mr. Grant up.

Give the silly cunts independence as soon as possible, so they stop pissing OUR money against the wall.

Nominated by: W. C., Boggs

Jerry Sadowitz. Now, I don’t find this cunt funny, but some people do, so each to their own. That’s life as they say.

Most level headed people either check out a comedians material beforehand or have previous experience of seeing him or her either live, or tv etc, so when they go out their way to buy a ticket for a show, they have a pretty good idea what to expect.

I suppose the only exception to this, may well be an unknown at a local pub comedy night, whereby you’ve gone a long for a few beers and maybe be entertained- not entertained, then you know for next time.

Now, I have never seen this guy live, but I have heard some of his material- not my cup of tea, so I wouldn’t buy a- no doubt expensive- ticket to one of his shows.

Now, it would appear a load of highly sensitive cunts have and now they want their money back, and the Pleasance theatre hosting this guy have decided to cancel his last show because “Opinions such as those displayed on stage by Sadowitz are not acceptable and The Pleasance are not prepared to be associated with such material.” and of course they have decided to refund the snowflakes who complained, so they are losing money.

I would have more respect for the theatre if they were honest and said they are losing money, but no, they come out with a shit statement, that basically says ‘unless a show conforms to what they feel is acceptable, then it will be banned’

Surely, comedy is subjective and divisive in it’s nature, and therefore by refunding these twats, they have set a precedent whereby if anyone in the future doesn’t find a comedian funny- whether that be via shock, controversy or good old knock knock jokes, then patrons are entitled to a refund. Hell, they even put a disclaimer up online, on posters and other outlets- yet still refunded. A quick google before buying tickets would inform even the thickest, that he is not your everyday comedian- but no. CUNTS.

So 3 issues. The cunts who bought tickets and then complained, the venue for pandering to those cunts and refunding them, and the venue who are now stating unless an act conforms to what they think is entertaining, then they won’t book them.

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Nominated by: Chuff Chugger

and supported by: CuntyMcCuntface

I second this nom

In the mid 90’s I went to watch Frank Skinner live.

It was at the time when he was funny.

He also did a chat show on the telly box but it was far less edgy than his real act.

There was a couple in front of us that caught my attention quite early on as the bloke was pissing himself but it was stifled laughter.

His Mrs clearly was not amused.

He said every fuck and cunt in the world and his entire act was based around knob jokes.

After the interval the couple in front didn’t return to their seats.

I can only assume that Ms was disgusted because she’d only ever seen the chat show and Mr didn’t get his oats that night but fuck me it’s unthinkable that only 25 years ago everyone simply accepted that if you went to a comedy night you’d hear edgy stuff that may not chime with everyone but never in the name of Christ would you have thought it acceptable that one offended cunt could bring the entire show down.

(A face like a slapped arse – Day Admin)

Karen Carney/wimminz footy pundits

A get the fuck off men’s sports coverage cunting, for this ‘pundit’ and other wimminz footy pundits in general. Well, the ones who appear on coverage of the men’s game.

Three main points.

1. She seems to cover every fucking game. I am sick of the fucking sight of her.

2. You can’t argue with her or other women pundits anyway. Neville and Redknapp had a row after the Brentford/Man Utd game. Good to see (see link). That’s what good punditry is all about. Cloughie, Jack Charlton and Big Mal’ would regularly get into heated arguments.

But can you imagine what would happen if a male pundit got into a similar row with Carney? She’d be on Twitter crying about ‘sexist hate’ (like she did when Leeds called her out for stupid comments once). Then, pricks like Nobel Prize for Science, Philosophy and Literature winner, Professor Rio Ferdinand PhD, call out any fucker disagreeing with her with a ‘back off’. The male pundit’s career would be over too.

It’s fucking pointless having her on. The male fans don’t want her there and no cunt can argue with her stupid opinions. Redknapp (probably the best pundit now – called Southgate a ‘goody two shoes’ recently and has started to speak his mind) has attempted to, once or twice, but she doesn’t get involved. Fucking boring.

3. Last weekend (first week of the season) she was asked about the impact the ‘lionesses’ would have. She went on about the need for ‘more funding’ (i.e. it can’t survive by itself so let’s keep leaching from the men’s and boy’s game).

Then, that women’s football is ‘a part of not apart from’.

Yes, I took that as the club’s women’s teams should be able to leach off the men’s teams. Women’s football
used to have teams that were separate entities, I think it was Doncaster Belles who were top dogs (in more ways than one) once upon a time. Then, some clever leaching cunt cottoned on to being part of the men’s set up in the Premier League.

According to the BBC, Sky and BT, the lionesses ‘enthralled the whole nation’.

Well in that case, the sport (and its pundits) can survive on their fucking own, surely?

See the link below, and tell me what would happen if Carney was being called out or spoken to like that (by either Neville or Redknapp)?

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

(A bonus bank-holiday arse – Day Admin)