is a cunt.
A nomination to cheer people up.
Ernie dosio a American big game hunter got trampled to death in Gabon by elephants.
Oh dear how sad..
Ernie who owned a Californian vineyard ” i shall raise a glass to the elephants” was stalking a duiker, when he stumbled on to five elephants and a calf.
The elephants decided to wipe their feet on him..
The only shame was it was over to quick.
Well they do say elephants never forget.. and maybe Ernie shouldn’t have taken the trunk road.
Anyway the elephants have been booked in for pedicures, to get the crap off their feet..
Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.
That tuneless talentless fake freak, Jack White (not his name at all) is well into taxidermy and stuffed animals.
For the White Stripes album, Elephant, the cover inner sleeve featured the two Shite Stripes (Jack Shite and his mute mong wife/sister/creature Meg Shite) with the stuffed head of a dead elephant.. These two hicksville fuckers also got each other a stuffed animal for birthday gifts to each other. Pair of fucking inbred mutant weirdo creepy cunts.
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Cannot see any reason to kill an animal unless said animal is muntering you or yours. If the persons who big game hunt, claim the hunt is the thing not the kill why not hunt the animals and shoot them on the arse with a paintball marker take a photo, done. What in Gods name is achieved by shooting a Giraffe for fucks sake. One tribe of bushmen killed Giraffe for their leg tendons used for bowstrings but that finished a while back. I know a fair bit about hunting with firearm’s and Bows where legal. I understand why people do it but I sincerely wish they wouldn’t. As for the flattened man Ellie’s are protective of young and most respond angrily when surprised, sometimes they almost bury the thing that’s being stomped. An uncle once asked me many many years ago what the black stuff is between elephants toes. Hadn’t a clue obviously, he said “it’s Africans who didn’t move quick enough”
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Ernie the grape white hunter.
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Some ‘flat’ species:
Flatfish
Flat-faced cat
Flat-backed millipede
Flat-coated retriever
Flat periwinkle
Flattened Ernie
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His name was Ernie
Ernie
And he had the flattest fat head in the west
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They wont forget Ernie!
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Well , hopefully this will spread throughout the SHITHOLE that is Africa.
BBC News – At least 100 deaths reported in Ebola outbreak in DR Congo as six Americans exposed – BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq6pz60p996o?app-referrer=search
And all that will be left is the animals..( not the black one’s)..!
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Ebola 3/.10 must try harder.
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Ebola like Covid19 originated in bats. It’s a safe bet we’ll discover other exotic diseases will be identified as being incubated in bats. We have laws protecting them which is a manifestation of the perverse woke mindset of the politicians. We should exterminate the fucking things with extreme prejudice. Same goes for feral pigeons.
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I will get ready for some insults.
If you are going to protect animals then you also have to be prepared to manage their numbers.
You may want or even need to protect tigers for instance, but you wouldn’t want them on every street corner.
So there will come a point in the conservation when you will need to manage one particular species for the sake of others.
Don’t get me wrong.
I like animals, but to be responsible you have to see the bigger picture.
There is no point in looking after any type of animal if you are going to cause the demise of another kind.
Africa is a huge continent and in some parts elephants are a problem.
There are too many of the fuckers and they can be legally hunted.
The money raised from hunting is often used to protect other species.
In other parts of Africa lions can be hunted and cunts like the one in the nom pay huge amounts to do so.
The alternative to having rich cunts pay for hunting animals would be to have rangers shoot them.
No money would be raised and no animals would be saved.
The animals would just be killed by someone else.
I don’t know what goes on in people’s minds to make them want to kill animals, but the cunt in the nom would have paid a lot of money to hunt antelope.
That’s what he was there for and that’s the license that he brought.
His money would have gone to preserving other animals and protecting them from illegal hunting.
Elephants may have benefited.
Of course they wouldn’t have known that so they acted by instinct and stomped the cunt to death.
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If you eat meat, why would you have a problem with hunting?
All you are doing is having someone else kill for you.
Hunting and butchering your own meat is very different from nipping down to the supermarket.
Where I am, deer, moose, elk and bear are hunted, but you have to buy a tag from the wildlife management unit ro be legal. Most hunters do it for the sport and the meat, fewer go the trophy route. Tags for antlered deer etc. are more expeensive and fewer are allowed.
A day out in the woods and a freezer full of venison is a good day.
Personally I’m not interested in trophies.
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That is true, but there are also too many Africans in Africa..
Now personally I would shoot them first.. as I have seen wild elephants and lions in Africa, and they are more enjoyable to look at.
Now i know that would be like shooting fish in a barrel, as your average African wouldn’t even get up off his lazy arse.
But nothing ventured nothing gained..
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I’d just like to add my congratulations to the elephants who had the good sense to stamp the shit out of this coward, who thought it was good fun and so brave to kill defenceless animals with a weapon.
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Same with polar bears. Too many of them. Dangerous, man eating nuisance.
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i imagine Ernie thought of himself as brave.
armed only with a high powered rifle against a antelope.
when not telling everyone in earshot he owned a vineyard,
he was telling them how he took down a rabbit armed only with a grenade.
well i bet the swagger drained down his leg when a enraged elephant broke through the brush.
The silly little cunt.
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FUCKING QUISLING STARMER.
https://www.gbnews.com/politics/politics-news-latest-andy-burnham-wes-streeting-brexit-makerfield
☠️☠️☠️☠️
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Guillotine for the Starmbot
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They have to win the election first. If they do and I’m still alive then I’m seeking asylum in Switzerland or USA.
Fucking liebour. Had a horrible thought the cunts that want to replace two tier are bigger fucktard skanks than two tier. Two tier should stay.
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Hunting elephants isn’t much of a challenge is it? Fucking massive things! Why not mole hunting, in the dark.
Anyway if you are going to hunt wildlife it should be on the condition that you have to use your bare hands and the animal should be from a species that has a chance of winning the fight.
You could sell the streaming rights for a fortune…..
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Ernie’s pygmy guide from the Werdifukawi tribe couldn’t give much detail about the train of events, as they were tracking through long grass at the time.
Get To Fuck.
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Are there two Normans? If not, how does he keep changing colour?
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Off their 1968 White Album, The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill was a song about some pillock the Beatles met while out in India.
He was apparently called Richard Cooke, and he was like an upper class American (if there is such a thing). Cooke used to go out and shoot wild tigers for fun. The John Lennon written ditty takes the piss out of Cooke and his exploits.
The song, however, is not one of their best. Lennon at his most self indulgent and ‘wacky’🙄. Oh, and that Yellow Beatle Eater (and cunt) Yoko Fucking Ono can be heard on it. So, it’s a Yoko No No.
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