is a cunt.
A nomination to cheer people up.
Ernie dosio a American big game hunter got trampled to death in Gabon by elephants.
Oh dear how sad..
Ernie who owned a Californian vineyard ” i shall raise a glass to the elephants” was stalking a duiker, when he stumbled on to five elephants and a calf.
The elephants decided to wipe their feet on him..
The only shame was it was over to quick.
Well they do say elephants never forget.. and maybe Ernie shouldn’t have taken the trunk road.
Anyway the elephants have been booked in for pedicures, to get the crap off their feet..
Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.
That tuneless talentless fake freak, Jack White (not his name at all) is well into taxidermy and stuffed animals.
For the White Stripes album, Elephant, the cover inner sleeve featured the two Shite Stripes (Jack Shite and his mute mong wife/sister/creature Meg Shite) with the stuffed head of a dead elephant.. These two hicksville fuckers also got each other a stuffed animal for birthday gifts to each other. Pair of fucking inbred mutant weirdo creepy cunts.
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Cannot see any reason to kill an animal unless said animal is muntering you or yours. If the persons who big game hunt, claim the hunt is the thing not the kill why not hunt the animals and shoot them on the arse with a paintball marker take a photo, done. What in Gods name is achieved by shooting a Giraffe for fucks sake. One tribe of bushmen killed Giraffe for their leg tendons used for bowstrings but that finished a while back. I know a fair bit about hunting with firearm’s and Bows where legal. I understand why people do it but I sincerely wish they wouldn’t. As for the flattened man Ellie’s are protective of young and most respond angrily when surprised, sometimes they almost bury the thing that’s being stomped. An uncle once asked me many many years ago what the black stuff is between elephants toes. Hadn’t a clue obviously, he said “it’s Africans who didn’t move quick enough”
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