“Sanctuary Cookalongs, a Preston-based organisation aiming to upskill women whose first language is not English through food-based workshops, started their most recent round of weekly cooking classes at the Foxton Centre.”
Isn’t that lovely?
Baking cakes,jabbering away in some dialect that sounds like they are choking..
Perhaps these courses are all free paid for by mad hippies?
Who knows,but you can bet these foreign cunts are a net drain on the economy after all they can speak English so would need an interpreter,which don’t come cheap.
Oh well..
“The classes encourage women from countries like Iran, Iraq, Syria, Afghanistan and Turkey to teach each other how to cook their traditional dishes, removing the formality from learning a new language.”
Fuck Off.
Filo pastry Oven.

I was invited to demonstrate my missionary stew recipe.
🍯👌🏿
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Nice one Sam!
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“La Grande Bouffe” this is not. It has died on its arse. Unlike the brilliant French film.
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Make this a warning to you obese bastards.
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Chefs my arse. They wouldn’t have a clue if somebody threw a couple of pork chops onto that table.
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The stupidity of Muslims is hilarious.
The Koran does state that they are not meant to dine on swine in the everyday.
Probably good advice in the dark ages, because pork does contain a lot of transferable parasites.
However, the Koran also states that if food is a bit thin on the ground, it is perfectly fine to eat whatever is about, including pork.
All this hoohar about Muslims feeling threatened by a packet of pork scratchings is just to piss off civilised societies and to get their own way…every fucking time.
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With all their tribal rags hanging about its an accident waiting to happen for something to catch fire or get caught in a blender.
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Is that magic grampa jezza, first in line in the header pic.. that dirty fucker will eat anything, as flabbopus will testify..
Though her chilled monkey brains wouldn’t top a ritz cracker.
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i wont bother with a menu thanks pal.
stick mine in the bin
im off the chippy.
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Enjoy your curry and chips, Mis.
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🤮bleurghh…
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Morning missus Oggopongo!
can i have 4 of your delicious cinnamon and pubic hair scones,
and have you any of your iced monkey skulls?
oh marvelous!!!
no dont bother washing your hands
ill risk it,
probably built up a tolerance to food poisoning after 15 times in 4 months.
cash ok?
wunderbar.
ta ta for now
one love✊🏽
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They all appear to have been marinaded in the Ronseal Mahogany I have a tin of in the shed. Either that or creosote.
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That looks suspiciously like the back view of Rick Stein in the header.
He’s making a new series to follow Rick Stein’s India, Rick Stein’s Cornish Christmas, Rick Stein’s French Odyssey and Rick Stein’s Mexican road trip.
It’s to be called ‘Rick Stein’s Preston food poisoning’.
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All you dopey twats out there that peruse this esteemed site but don’t contribute.
Did you vote labour..?
Well, what do you think now..!
It’s a FUCKING DISASTER..
THIRD WORLD FUCKING GB SHITHOLE..!
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