Sanctuary Cookalongs

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“Sanctuary Cookalongs, a Preston-based organisation aiming to upskill women whose first language is not English through food-based workshops, started their most recent round of weekly cooking classes at the Foxton Centre.”

Isn’t that lovely?

Baking cakes,jabbering away in some dialect that sounds like they are choking..

Perhaps these courses are all free paid for by mad hippies?

Who knows,but you can bet these foreign cunts are a net drain on the economy after all they can speak English so would need an interpreter,which don’t come cheap.

Oh well..

“The classes encourage women from countries like Iran, Iraq, Syria, Afghanistan and Turkey to teach each other how to cook their traditional dishes, removing the formality from learning a new language.”

Fuck Off.

Filo pastry Oven.

bbcnews

69 thoughts on “Sanctuary Cookalongs”

    • In which vein Geordie, Baroness Jenny Jones is on the telly. Looked up her age thinking she must be about ninety. She’s fifteen months older than me! She looks like she died a couple of years ago and they’ve dug her up for the programme.

      Don’t know why but lefty women all seem to range from plain to downright fugly. Perhaps explains their propensity to be dykes.

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  4. So basically they are being encouraged to remain foreign in Great Britain.
    No effort to integrate into British society.
    No need to learn English.

    They should be taught how to make stuff like a Sunday roasts, stews, fish and chips, and those awful Yorkshire puddings so enjoyed there.
    And gravy.

    The good thing is that eating a foreign diet in a different country is unhealthy.
    That’s why different countries have different types of cuisine.

    Hopefully they and their huge families will all get rickets.

    Good morning.

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    • You had to mention Yorkshire puddings. Now my diets fucked and the salad is going in the bin. Got no beef but pork loins in pepper sauce a la yorkshire pudding will do.

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  5. “Jjello, I Shano. Me Kurdistan. Me make samosas laced with poison.”

    “Jjjjjello, Me Malijaa, Me Pakistanki. Me make biriyani but smell funny coz not wash hands after shitting on pavement.”

    “Jjjjjjello, Me Hafiza, Me Afjjanistan. Me make nothing as me not want live Preston in only 3 bedroom house. Inashallah glory, to Allaahh, peace, and death to Britishers.”

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  6. Don’t forget to parrot “Multiculturalism is our greatest Strength” as the hostile ghettos rammed with subhumans who hate us continue to expand.

    Shortly and inevitably followed by “Lessons will be learnt”..

    Not to worry,they baked some bread at the “community centre”.

    Cunts.

    Good morning.

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  7. 🎶 how do you like your eggs in the morning..
    I like mine with antisemitism and a tinge of faeces.🎶

    If you haven’t learnt English by now, time to go in the pot of boiling water..

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  8. I can just imagine the same happening here.

    You go along to the local ayuntamiento and ask for a licence to operate cooking classes.

    You tell them that you want to have foreign people learn how to cook English, Swedish, German, Polish and Russian food.
    You say that all the classes will be in a foreign language.

    You will be told, in no uncertain terms that you are in Spain and you should fuck right off.

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    • Didn’t Spain just let 500,000 worthless pieces of shit remain in the country?

      The Spanish aren’t stupid mind. They know the minute Mohamed, Abdul and Ali get their Spanish passport, they’ll be on the next flight to Blighty for lashings of handouts and violent sex crimes perpetrated against the British female population.

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      • Mohamed, Ali and Abdul is the line that you are being fed there Odin.

        More like Juanma, Miguel and Cato.

        The amnesty was aimed at the illegal South Americans that we have.

        You think that a sand Pákí would stay in Spain?

      • I think that I hate smelly illegals, wherever they’re from. I’m an equal opportunities hater and don’t like to limit myself to just hating goat rapists.

        Thinking about it, south America is one hell of a dinghy ride away.

        How the hell did half a million illegals show up in Spain unannounced?

      • Expired student and work permits, visiting family… Etc.
        They all work, but cash in hand.
        So the idea of the amnesty was to have them brought into the system and pay taxes.

        Immigrants do turn up on small boats, we are only a very short journey from Africa.
        But they don’t stay as they would need to work or starve to death.

        They make their way north, through France to Calais.
        Then you get them.

      • The sad truth is that Spain gets to keep the ones willing to work and we get the dregs of humanity who are too thick to be allowed anywhere near work.

        Great. 🙄

      • Reminds me Odin, you don’t hear that expression “The Protestant Work Ethic” nowadays. I guess it would offend the wokeys.

  9. What an exclusionary list.
    Those women are all middle eastern.
    Where’s the representation from Chad? From Mozambique?
    Maybe the organisers were worried that the pakı birds would end up in the nıggęr birds’ cooking pots.

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  11. You only have to look at the founder of this salmonella fest,Jen Rankin with her placemat sized earrings in the ubiquitous 🏳️‍🌈 colourings 😩…then the probability that she’s an ‘all welcome here’ fan is obvious….one woman from Algeria said ‘im very happy to be here’….😂 Go on camel toe rub it in with 🧂 why don’t you, wait till one of them gets the 💩 from another’s delicacy then the tribal instincts will emerge with a vengeance and the 🔪fest will start and rankins head will be on gas mark 5…Iraqi dog,Afghan biiiiitch,Yemeni piggg, 😩

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  13. You small minded bunch.
    This is no different to when I lived in Afghanistan with my missus,she often went along to one of these workshops,they encouraged her to cook a lovely full English breakfast,fish and chips and trifle for dessert.
    And this was all funded by the Taliban/Afghan tax payer.
    She’d have been bored rigid otherwise,what with me out all hours driving an Uber around Kabul.

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  14. I wouldn’t eat anything that lot had just knocked up. They look like a bunch of dirty bastards that’s never wash their hands. Closer inspection, none of that food looked cooked. Just a load of sandwiches covered in cling film, or is that photograph nothing to do with what’s intended here ?

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  15. Good morning folks.
    Hope you don’t mind me mentioning but I nabbed the deadpool with the American actress Ann Robinson. Turns out she kicked it in September 2025 but it was only announced yesterday for some reason.

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  18. Been here 40 years and still hasn’t bothered to learn English, prefers to hang out with other foreigners. Why aren’t they covered in flies?

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  19. I remember once asking some fifthly mudslime woman if her friend was ok and did she need me to perform the Heimlich maneuver on her friend because I thought she was choking. All I received was a gob full of foreign shite back at me so I simply walked off. They really do sound like they are choking when they talk.

    After that day I made myself a promise to let the dirty bastards die in future.

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      • The only impetus is a fucking by-election that needed a sound bite for breakfast TV. They’ll be giving the cunts free business rates and tax breaks again two days after the voting is done with.

  22. Learn English by cooking, how about just learn English or learn English with hygiene lessons.

    They don’t need English, the husbands tell them everything they need to know.

    Shit sandwich anyone?

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  23. I don’t buy the food selection shown in the photo above – on plates, covered with cling film. Far too westernised.

    I would expect to see a tethered goat ready for halal slaughter for its meat and offal. After the participant’s husbands had fucked the goat half to death and filled it with their signature sand monkey creams.

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  25. What a load of taxpayer funded bollocks. All these women know how to cook their national dishes because if they could not they would be in a black bag at the bottom of a fucking canal, husband likes homestyle food.
    A much better idea would be to get these ladies together and teach them English cos you live in England. However an horrible death would likely await them as hubby does not want his wife speaking any language but his. Reason being she may find out what a sack of shit her husband is and likewise the repressive system she is forced to live under. Alan’s Snackbar

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  26. I wouldn’t touch the food, I’d prefer to “eat out” the women being a champion muff-diver of hairy minge’s. They most likely don’t shave down there due to some stupid religious shite anyway.

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  27. I would prefer these people not to learn English and I prefer them not to fit in. I am also opposed to banning the burqa. I want to know who and what exactly they are so that they are easier to identify, ostracise and remove.

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  29. Seeing that one of their delicacies could possibly be pigeon pie, then why not learn Pidgin English for a laugh.

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  30. A digression laugh.
    You most probably have heard that the shitehad fans will be spitting feathers next season, after hearing of Gladitsover will be moving on.

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