Dryrobe Wearers

Just a quick cunting for this increasing group of annoying people.

Usually found in DFL coastal areas like Whitstable in Kent, Brighton and Hove, Broadstairs. You get the idea.

This item was originally designed for surfers/ swimmers to put on after getting out of the water to warm up, but is now the thing to be seen in.The height of fashion for cunts. They even walk around town in them. Total cunts I tell you.

Top cunt award goes to the ones who wear the camouflage version. Some of them actuality go swimming in the sea too. Standard day is, go swimming in sea, take photos, put on dry robe, take photos, upload said photos on Instagram.

Look at me I’m a cunt.

Nominated by: Cunty mcfuckwit

Jurgen Klopp (3) – Desperate Loser

A heartfelt cunting for that Shergar-toothed wanker Jurgen Klopp…

BBC News Link

This Teutonic tosspot has spent too long in the City of Self-Pity. A couple of weeks ago he was making excuses for his failure to beat newly-promoted Fulham and whining about the pitch being dry. In August. During a drought. Wanker. Now he seems to think his bunch of cunts should be gifted points even when they don’t play. Anything to distract attention from his marquee signing being a headbutting loon or the inability to beat “team of the eighties” Crystal Palace.

Whilst I’m on the subject of my least favourite football club, whenever this bunch of cunts and their ‘knowledgeable’ supporters do anything cuntish – like pissing off the Old Bill in Paris or booing the national anthem – they always go on about being ‘Scouse not English.’ Fine. Fuck off out the English League then. Never understood why teams like Wimbledon and Norwich didn’t sue these pricks out of existence for missing out on European qualification.

Klopp and that slaphead at Abu Dhabi are just chequebook managers. Like to see them trying to manage Colchester United.

This gurning oaf is currently top of my half-brick list.

Nominated by: Emperor of East Anglia

Notting Hill Carnival (2) 27-29 August

And here we go again. It’s always grated with me that senior police officers refer to it as “Carnival” rather “THE Carnival”. Somehow they think that talking like a W*g means the W*gs will like them.

No mate, it doesn’t work like that you soppy cunt. The middle class, champagne socialists who live in the area will board up their windows and doors and spend the weekend in “the country” like they always do.

The younger coppers will be instructed to dance with the black birds waving their arses about (a fine sight I must admit) for the BBC news. The rest of them will be hiding away shitting themselves knowing that any action they might take is obviously raaaaaay-sist.

There’ll be stabbings and robberies galore but the BBC will report that it was “mostly peaceful”.

Anyone who goes anywhere near this shitfest. whatever the colour of their skin, must be some of dumb cunt.

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

(Not directly relevant but Prince Charles supports return of the NHC – Day Admin Voice Online )

Civil Wars in Africa – Where’s the Outrage?

(Spot the Evil White Man – Day Admin)

Civil Wars, Conflicts and Mass Genocide in Africa.

For decades there have been many ongoing civil wars in various African states/countries, mostly due to despotic presidents, aggressive military rulers and an assortment of corrupt governments, politicians, trafficking and vested interests from abroad.

Nothing ever seems to change – a murderous president is replaced with someone equally repellent. Elections – should a country have the benefit of having one – are more often than not rigged in favour of whomever wields the most money, power and influence.

The UN and other august world organisations “tut, tut”, shake heads and demand “something should be done”, but we all know it’s just a load of bollocks. No one really gives a shit because Africa isn’t all that important apart from cheap exploitation of workers and its rich natural resources soon to be gobbled up by the Chinese.

In one respect what it does mean is a possible mass exodus of millions of people moving to Europe (we know this to be true because we see it at Dover every day). And the cynic in me thinks this all part of a grand plan to more or less abandon most African states to the corrupt and wicked rulers while letting millions of its civilians find refuge in the West.

You could imagine a scenario 30 years hence where the population of all African countries has dropped from around 1.7bn today to about 500m in 2050, with those 1.2bn refugees safely ensconced in the West (to be renamed New Africa, perhaps?)

But what is more intriguing is the lack of headline interest from the MSM. Is it because the fault lies with black politicians, military leaders, presidents, drug dealers, traffickers  and murderers? If so then as far as the MSM is concerned its just a case of “Nothing to see here. move along!” (Out of interest, I went to the “Africa” web page of the BBC News, and the main headline was some legal petition by Kenyan tea-pickers suing against a Scottish company they work for!)

I would surmise their attitude might change if say there was another white leader in say South Africa and there was a subsequent civil war. We know what kind of cards the media would pull then – probably!

The likes of the BLM, the Islington Woke, the Guardian, Lilly Mong, Owen Jones, Diane Abbott, David Lammy, Lenny Henry et al. None of them are doing anything to intervene in these conflicts (i.e.. fly out to some war-torn ghetto and protest on the streets). Instead they will just blame the usual suspects while hiding behind their keyboards in nice leafy suburbs in the South East, or bleating about it on Daytime TV or Social Media.

The conflicts in Africa are mostly home-made by egotistical politicians – most of whom are black. But we see no street protests in London, no demonstrations, nothing; probably because the conflicts have little to do with those old chestnuts of colonialism, British Empire and/or slavery. But more to do with corruption, money laundering (usually foreign aid), black-on-black-slavery and tribal warfare. Therefore no one gives two hoots.

Black Lives Matter?

Do they fuck!

Iss Africa News Link

Nominated by: Technocunt

 

Fat Controlling Cunts at Watercress Line Railway

We can’t call the “Fat Controller,” fat anymore, apparently. Visitors to the Thomas the Tank Engine attraction, at the Watercress Line, Railway In Hampshire, were told not to use the name, The Fat Controller, as it is a ‘slur’ and he must now be called Sir. Topham Hatt instead. (But don’t knighthoods have tenuous links to British Empire and colonialism? tut! tut! – Day Admin)

This story originated today, following other shit, back in 2008, when two male engines were replaced by two females, after a major, gender balance revamp. Reading all this utter bollocks, I just hope Windy Miller’s job at Trumpton, is still secure. As long as he keeps off the cyder ! Lol!

Nominated by: Lord Scunthorpe

Daily Mail News Link

With helpful link provided by:Field Marshal Cuntgomery