Eddie Izzard is a cunt, isn’t he.

A creepy, male pervert dressed as a woman used a women’s toilet then boasted about it on-line.

He has form for pretending to be what he’s not. He convinced many he was a comedian for years by doing a skit about knowing only one French sentence. He gulled Hollywood into thinking he had talent and blagged his way into a few films. Now, he’s kidding everyone he passionate about Sheffield as there’s an easy Labour seat to be won there.

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He’s a feller, in a dress, but it’s not that funny.. His pink beret isn’t funny. Squeezing out a brown trout or flopping his tadger out in a female toilet isn’t funny. There have been some hilarious men in dresses: Michael Palin’s lumberjack, Frank Bruno’s Widow Twanky, the ‘I Want To Break Free’ video, Some Like It Hot, the “Jehova” stoning scene, Serena Williams, Les Dawson.

Alas, Izzard is not one of them.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

This is a link to a story from the Daily Fail admittedly but it would appear that County Crickets most delicate of wallflower’s, amongst the displays of anti semitism which have since bitten him on the arse, has been accused of bullying kids and “fat shaming” them.

Maybe a case of mud slinging from embittered former friends and teammates and the likes, but to coin a popular playground phrase – he started it.

Now me personally, I’ve no problem with fat kids being called names etc by other kids because I’m a bit of a cunt who happens to think it probably helps toughen them up or maybe make them actually do something to help lose weight. Plus I’m not the one sitting crying on the telly calling everybody a racist. Anyways – I digress.

Mr Rafiq has recently been threatening to emigrate in order to protect himself and his family.
Perhaps Mr Rafiq hadn’t been hurling stones from his enormous glass mansion, throwing his ex teammates under the metaphorical bus along the way, causing no end of detritus and kept his fucking stupid mouth shut all along, then he wouldn’t have ended up in this situation.

What a cunt.

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Nominated by: Herman Jelmet

Vanity of vanities, all is vanity.
Indeed.

I was looking at TikTok videos of the most Woke. And I suddenly realised the more Woke you are the plainer you are.

Not wholly but definitely it is there.

Lets be honest when you’re young you will do almost anything to stand out. To be talked about. To be ‘somebody’ amongst your peers.

I am coming to the belief that a lot of this Woke nonsense is essentially about getting noticed.

Its a way of becoming ‘strange’ ‘special’ in some way.

Dreadful generalisation but aren’t ‘Goths’ beneath all the make-up and the dark mysteriousness of their garb just average looking Joes and Josephine’s.

Same thing with the T people. They have nothing really that much going for them. So they ‘pick up’ on being Woke.

Not all. I do believe some have a serious inner ‘dysphoria’ but there is a danger yes in having your penis or breasts chopped off for Fashion’s sake. Just because it is the thing to do.

Oscar Wilde- ‘There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not been talked about.’

Switching it a bit to the abortion debate. Senator Matt Gaetz in America described the Pro-Abortionists at these rallies as ‘fat,’ ‘ugly’ and ‘disgusting’. When asked don’t you think those people would be offended hearing that. He replied ‘Be offended’.

But it is a brutal truth. The videos of these rallies show very many on the pro-abortions side ARE fat and ugly.

These women take up radical left wing politics because they aren’t very attractive is the truth of it.

Wasn’t that the case with the Greenham Common women?

More generally -‘Politics is showbiz for ugly people’. Some truth in that.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qFO15cI-hls

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

“I’m not interested in money”
No, why are you insulted by the response, then?

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Can’t get my head round this one.
Was he injured?
What exactly does he want Aldi to do?
He seems somewhat befuddled, but he did a really good compo face, for the selfie.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

”If France wants to lead Europe to a new era of military self-reliance, how come its contribution to the war effort in Ukraine is so small?”

Well, I think the frogs have supplied thousands of white flags along with a commitment to hide under the bed should Putin invade further west.. They are also supplying tanks with supercharged reverse gears if the worse happens.

Vive La France.

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Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble