
I’ve only seen this shit once, thankfully, and it might even have been pulled, hopefully.
Anyway, said advert features a cartoon mum and daughter. The kid tells mum that she had plant based chicken wings for lunch at school and asks it they can have them at home. Mum umms and ahhs and can’t answer, allowing the nauseating, sanctimonious little brat to ask if she’s scared of change etc…
At the end of her preaching, the brat then changes the subject to spare mum any further embarrassment, as the little smartarse has so clearly got the better of the stupid adult.
Fuck Birdseye, I haven’t bought their products for years, it’s overpriced and not particularly better than other brands. Certainly won’t buy their stuff again.
Birdseye Link
Nominated by: mystic maven
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and seconded by: General Cuntster
I would like to endorse and second this nomination.
Here’s another Birdseye commercial (advert) for meat free burgers which I believe was run or is currently being run in your market. Here another cartoon character attempts to chastise you into going green:
Stay tuned for Bugbugers coming soon to a market near you.
You Tube Link
Fucking cunts!
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and we’re also be told to eat bugs to save the planet, according to Cuntybollocks
Eat bugs and save the planet
I keep hearing all sorts of shite about how we should all eat bugs. This is now being touted for schoolchildren.
I’m sure the kids will be well pleased, when they have a bowl of grasshoppers instead of a burger and chips. I can see the fat council estate mums feeding chips and pizza through the school gates, after their ‘piglet children’ (copyright DF) complain about their new menus, fit for a starving Ethiopian.
I bet things were never this bad for ‘starving’ Marcus Radford.
To be honest, I’d rather the planet fucking die rather than eat fucking locusts.
What’s for my tea later? Steak. A proper one.
Shove these bugs up your arse. I’d rather eat my shoes.
GB News Link