Fat Controlling Cunts at Watercress Line Railway

We can’t call the “Fat Controller,” fat anymore, apparently. Visitors to the Thomas the Tank Engine attraction, at the Watercress Line, Railway In Hampshire, were told not to use the name, The Fat Controller, as it is a ‘slur’ and he must now be called Sir. Topham Hatt instead. (But don’t knighthoods have tenuous links to British Empire and colonialism? tut! tut! – Day Admin)

This story originated today, following other shit, back in 2008, when two male engines were replaced by two females, after a major, gender balance revamp. Reading all this utter bollocks, I just hope Windy Miller’s job at Trumpton, is still secure. As long as he keeps off the cyder ! Lol!

Nominated by: Lord Scunthorpe

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With helpful link provided by:Field Marshal Cuntgomery

Football Pundits – Not a Cunt?

Following Normans recent uncunting of John Lydon I have nominated football pundits, well one really, Graeme Souness (who was not a cunt to begin with) but I digress, for an uncunting.

Souness was providing post-match analysis of the game between Chelsea and Tottenham following a high octane match with plenty of argro for a local derby and a bust up between the two managers.

“Its a mans game all of a sudden again. I think we’ve got our football back, as I would enjoy football – men at it, blow for blow, and the referee letting them get on with it”.

BBC News Link

Of course in the clownworld of the Twattersphere this stirred some shit. Plenty of bedwetting from England wimminz player who nobody can remember from a few weeks ago were outraged. Deliberately distorting the comments and taking them out of context to suit their faux outrage. Poor Karen ‘144 caps for England’ Carney looked like he had shit in her handbag and told her to fuck off to the kitchen and get the dinner on.

Refreshing to see someone speaking honestly after the BLM bullshit, studio panels infested with twats like Lineker and Prof Rio Ferdinand or token muppet women who have about as much insight as the local pub bore. A summer of browbeaten men forced to endure the Lionesses looking like they were in some fucking ISIS hostage video whist blathering on about a side that would get thumped by the local U15’s boys team.

When asked if he regretted what he said, he replied “not a word”.

Nice one Souno.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

And seconded by: Chuff Chugger

Well, I second this nom on the basis of his original comment- definitely not a cunt in my book.

However, later in the BBC story in the link provided by LL, there is this little ‘get out of jail free statement’

‘Later in a statement released through Sky, Souness said: “To clarify my comments from yesterday, I was referring to the two Premier League matches I watched live on Sunday afternoon, rather than the sport of football.

“Football is a game for everyone to enjoy.”

Now, from that perspective allowing an obviously PR manufactured statement to be attributed to him, Souness does regain a tad out cuntishness.

I would have told them to fuck off and shit on the paper it was written on to gain full removal of forever being considered a cunt on this site. But he didn’t.

The Conservative leadership contest

I’d like to nominate the Conservative party’s navel gazing leadership contest.

This link sums up the contest quite well:

FT News Link

[A six week contest, between two totally unsuitable candidates, played out interminably to the whole population of whom only 0.2% are allowed to vote on the outcome.]

At this point, over half way into the contest, it seems there might be a clear winner but the process rolls on regardless. The previous incumbent of 10 Downing Street, meanwhile, having insisted on “staying on” (presumably to keep creaming those lovely expenses and lining up favours for wealthy businessmen in order they may return them post office) is refusing to have anything to do with running the country.

And, all the while this farce carries on, the “cost of living crisis” (mostly brought about by, some recent and some longstanding, inept decisions of the same politicians) rages on. But not a word about this from these cunts. It doesn’t exist to them and they don’t even bother paying lip service to it.

Brexit was about a little bit of power being returned to the people. The Conservatives managed to avoid that happening whilst carrying out the pretence of actually doing something about it. Buoyed up by this they now think they can just totally ignore the population whilst they indulge themselves in their pathetic political games.

There’s an old saying: never forgive and never forget. Carry this thought with you to the next general election when you will get a say (and have the opportunity to spoil your ballot paper because all the other cunts on it will be just as bad!). [Assuming of course there aren’t riots and a complete breakdown of society in the meantime.]

Nominated by: Mikdys

And then there’s this from Thomas the Cunt Engine

Rishi “The Snake” Sunak.

Normally I wouldn’t say anything racist against an Indian, but in this case: fuck this bud-bud ding-ding piece of shit.
The worst Chancellor ever?
Worse than Badger Lamont?
Probably.
Now he’s been in the press saying that he ‘rues the Government’s ch1nk flu strategy’ and says ‘scientists should never have been
put in charge of the country’s response’.
Pull the other, you lying cunt. You were the leading proponent of all the lockdowns and all that ‘eat out to help out’ bollocks.
All that Covid money to fake businesses that’s gone forever.
And the Track & Trace app? £37 billion?!
Where’s that money gone, prick?
A few million (maybe) for some spotty oik to modify an already-existing app and dozens of billions squirrelled away to your fucking mates.
If it even existed at all.
Who’s going to pay the Covid money back to the Central Banks?
Us, the working folk of England.
We’re going to be buggered for decades (unless the WEF get their way and we’re back to using horses and carts and eating insects.
This motherfucker ought to be hung, drawn and quartered.

And for balance, Sir Limply Stoke offers his thoughts on “Bag-of-Old-Bollocks” Truss – the Fake Iron Lady

The most annoyingly persistent perpetrator is old twisted mug Liz Truss. Photo ops always available with scarf flailing in the wind pretending to be a tank commander plus the usual Johnson hi-viz vests and Mrs T’s favourite, the white coat to emphasize clinical knowledge (at least the Blessed Margaret was a chemistry graduate).

Before Lizzie T there was the embarrassing Maggie May who gave much hope of Iron Ladyness, soon dashed, by putting the boot in on the Police Federation at their Conference.

Photo ops of Mrs May pretending to be a tank commander when her premiership started going tits up? You betcha.

Not to be binary genderist, we have Johnson trying to fake it as Churchill (would Captain Chaos have taken air tours of the battle for Germany in a clapped out Blenheim?) or various Ministers such as Hunt the Cunt and dodgy carpet trader Sunac touring hospitals jacketless with the tie tucked in and shirt cuffs folded up ala David Cameron. Can’t imagine Winnie doing that all though he might have toured Covid Wards in his Siren Suit. Note to Tory Party image makers – are you missing a trick there or just content to let Starmer balls it up?

The sadness of it all is that whenever Truss does anything vaguely Thatcher like her ratings with the Party Membership rocket skywards.

Further sadness, the geriatric Tory faithful fall for it time and time again.

New Statesman News Link

 

 

Ungrateful Afghan Refugees

These so called refugees are cunts, nothing is good enough for these sponging fucks, if things are so bad here, stay there you dumb fucks, yes it’s cold, wet and you don’t speak the language, this is what happens when you don’t do your homework, turns out it’s not as hot as the middle East in Scotland and Wales, although I reckon it is this week, there is no real hot-spot in the UK that’s going to satisfy these sand wogs from fly blown shit holes and yes everyone here speaks English, so great reject Scotland and Wales and fuck off somewhere else with a thousand blessings.

The problem is these cunts can’t screw the system anywhere else so no doubt the will stay, piss and moan about how unfair life is, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest their sweaty crotches and may Allan be praised.

So yella yella to the nearest housing department, benefits office followed by the dentist, optitions and hospitals to get your worthless balls checked so you can breed like rats and extend the waiting lists for those who pay for it all,,,,, now that’s fucking unfair, and they wonder why they are unpopular….. Cunts

Telegraph News Link

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

James O’Brien (8)

Oh dear that Pesky Cunt James O’ Shithead is at it again.

Apparently he believes his job is much harder than manual labour.

I don’t for a single minute believe he really thinks that and is just after after a bit of click bait but maybe he does.

But as this virus has popped up on my radar again after a very long sabbatical I thought I’d take a look at the champagne socialists most recent accounts.

Accounts posted in November 21 show net current assets of £400k.

Creditors, amounts falling due within 1 year are £214k.

There are 2 directors of the business, cunt and the cunts wife.

Scrambler Media makes no purchases or trades in any product.

It is simply a limited company with the sole purpose of receiving income so that as much tax as possible can be ‘legally’ avoided.

Don’t believe me?

During the year the business made a loan to the Directors (£214k – these are the creditors) of which almost £52k was outstanding at an interest rate of 2.25%.

So this shit cunt has taken an income of apx £160k by way of a loan from the company and also has the audacity to charge the company 2.25% on the outstanding balance.

Directors loans attract not a single penny in income tax, outstanding balances do but via corporation tax if not repaid within a certain time frame.

And yet this bastard shit cunt from the highest alter of cuntitude gets to preach to his army of similar tax dodging champagne socialist cunts how we need more immigration and the like and why wouldn’t he, whilst living in his £1m + house in Chiswick because everyone needs ‘a little man’ preferably Eastern European but any colour will suffice to do those alterations and extensions at rock bottom prices.

(Disclaimer:until the OP provides a verifiable & legitimate link for O’Brien’s finances, everything quoted is alleged! – Day Admin)

It’s a disgrace, not only doesn’t the cunt pay for the consequences of mass immigration or the NHS or any other public service as it would appear, he doesn’t have to live anywhere near the areas where these policies have created mass social unrest even within established immigrant communities.

I don’t even think Uncle Terry’s Oven is good enough for this piece of shit.

Perhaps time to invest in an industrial mincer….

 

Nominated by: CuntyMcCuntface

With helpful link provided by: Liberal Liquidator

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