What I am about to say may make me sound like a conspiracy theorist, but I believe there is a logic to it.

When the government put those on furlough, did everyone who received it, think they would never pay it back?
Did those who received furlough think that we have a kind and benevolent government?
For those who thought they would never have to pay back furlough, more fool you.

Everything is going up in price for a reason.
The more something costs, the more vat you have to pay.
One example is fuel, which has a fuel duty cost added to it.

Are you following me so far?

Let’s say that the government then end up getting back the money they paid out.
What then?
Do prices continue to rise?
More than likely.
What if prices then drop to pre cost of living crisis levels?
The government would then use that as a powerful election tool to keep them in power.
It would look as if they had been the ones instrumental in lowering prices and looking after the common people.

I guess this is really a double cunting.

A cunting for the engineered cost of living crisis, and a cunting for the government.

Nominated by: Andy

Caroline Henry.. Oh dear!
The classic example of not practicing what you preach.

BBC News Link

Now, should we follow Caroline’s example, and scream about every, several mph over the limit, whilst claiming to come down hard on speeding, or should we just put her in the village stocks and throw rotting food at her?

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

It seems like every time I go to look at the news on line, or occasionally a newspaper, this cunt pops up like a bad penny.

Whilst I think most of us would agree it is sensible to think about what you eat and take sufficient exercise, if you took any notice of this cunt you would be on a wheel for 12 hours a day like a fucking hamster, with a similar diet.

I wonder if it has occurred to the tedious cunt that his message may be somewhat diluted by his constant appearances, books and advice , rather like a patronising relative who drops in all the time.

Instead of worrying about the state of your arteries, you begin to wonder if it is possible to die of boredom or if it is all just took much effort – or if that is the only way to get away from the cunt.

Express News Link

Nominated by: Mary Hinge

A council has said it won’t allow teachers to exclude kids from school.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-62213675

In some ways, ‘Ha you woke cunts, deal with the rabble!’, but in other ways, it’s unfair on the other kids. They can expel if the other kids are at risk of physical harm, but if a kid is threatening teachers and smashing stuff up? Or just generally taking up most of the lesson time because the teacher has to deal with them being hobby, cheeky little cunts..? The cunt stays in the classroom.

Fuck everyone else’s education.

You see, the little bleeder may have ‘traumas’ and ‘ishoos’.

Awwww.

They’re saying dark key kids are 1.5 times more likely than others to be expelled.

Well the teachers aren’t fucking racist are they ffs? BLM, white privilege out of the arse. So where’s that arse kissing got you?

Actually, it’s funny they can’t just expel the little cunts now.

Reality bitches! Deal with it. You never know, it might wake a few of these dozy cunts up.

Nominated by: Countybollocks

They’re seen as a British institution,
Fly over for the Queens birthday and special events,
Always advertised top billing on posters for events…

They’re boring as fuck aren’t they?

Fast moving jets that have release coloured smoke.
Zzzzz☹️ (Greta won’t be happy. “How Dare They!” – Day Admin)

It holds my attention for about 3 seconds.
Even as a kid I’d struggle to stay awake watching this aerial dullness.

If they want to make it more interesting have blind pilots,
Or pilots who’ve never flown before.
Maybe drop bombs filled with toffees?

Dunno, but its a waste of time and effort in my book,
Just replace them with a wet t-shirt contest.

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt