According their website: DragQueen StoryHour Web Site Drag Queen Story Hour UK provide fun and interactive kids shows with amazing and talented drag performers! Drag Queen Story Hour UK wants to show the world that being different is not a bad thing, and by providing imaginative role models for children to look up to, we can change the world book by book!”

The Telegraph (Telegraph News Link) states that the project is run by Sab Samuel, a 27-year-old male children’s author, who performs as Aida H Dee in a sequined dress with heavy make-up. The classes, which begin at Reading Borough Council libraries on July 25 and will involve 3,000 children, claim to “teach inclusivity” and encourage attendees to “get fabulous”.

It seems that some parents are not buying into this new orthodoxy (you know the one, where 2 + 2 = whatever the fuck they say it does), and are not completely relaxed on the idea of their children being indoctrinated by deviants in dresses.

Some have tried to block book tickets to prevent the shows from going ahead. Oxfordshire County Council defended the upcoming drag sessions in its libraries as “appropriate and well-suited for the advertised age groups”.

Phew, that’s a huge relief, ‘cos we can always trust a LibDem / Labour / Green coalition to uphold normal heterosexual family values, so no worries there, then.

It seems that the parents (or some other unnamed clandestine organisation) have been branded …wait for it… (drum roll, please) a “far-right neo-Nazi group” by Drag Queen Story Hour.

So, let me get this straight: parents who have perfectly legitimate concerns regarding teaching young children about ‘gender fluidity in childhood’ because it might skull-fuck them, are conflated with a fascist regime that repressed free speech and indoctrinated an entire nation? Hold on, that sounds suspiciously what premium-grade cunts like Drag Queen Story Hour and those zealots that push the trans agenda are up to…

Our lauded national broadcaster took a different tack (of course), applauding the fact that the drag act goes on despite all the hate mail:

BBC News Link

The BBC are coy on the exact number of hate mail and the content, but I imagine some of them were fucking hilarious.

Cunts.

Nominated by: Cunty McCunt

This nom is aimed at the symptom rather than the disease admittedly but these cunts deserve our worst.

Not sure how much of this is happening where the Union Jack flies but it’s a real threat here in the colonies.

The hue of the epidermis not withstanding, these animals are being allowed to be the cunts they are. Insane soft-on-crime policies by cunts in certain state governments have made it a regular occurrence. And if that isn’t enough, if a store owner dares to protect his shit, he gets the book thrown at him.

The raiders of African villages and these cunts are cut from the same cloth. Am I implying that race has something to do with it? You decide.

Western culture had law, order, privacy, and property held up as sacred at one time. Now we hold in high regard all sorts of degeneration and condemn those who speak highly of our past values.

If I had a store I would be in prison for shooting these fucking rats.

Nothing will happen to them, they will do it again, and other cunts will follow.

This link is one example of many.
Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Meat Curtains

Break Dancing as an Olympic sport.

I thought I’d mentioned this pile of stinking cunt before, if not it’s about time.
The ridiculous pastime of break dancing has finally stepped out of its normal role of pissing people off in the street, to force its way into the now woke and destroyed institution known as the Olympics, in Paris 2024.

Paris 2024 News Link

If it’s not bad enough watching men competing in women’s events, drugs cheats, political stupidity and Tom Daley, now the twats expect people to watch a bunch of epileptic fuckwits throwing themselves about.

A sport should be measured by time, distance or scoreline. Not a bunch of crooked and biased judges who are coerced or bought off before the stupidity starts.

Bring in some real sports like Tiddlywinks, Welly Wanging, or Bog Snorkelling. Or better still, my own personal favourite, Piano Smashing. (Preferably with Elton John tied to it).

Nominated by: Duke of Cuntshire

The “Principality” of Sealand is a tiny micronation located on an old North Sea oil platform, 7 miles off the coast of Suffolk. Since 1967 it has been occupied and claimed as an independent sovereign state by the Bates Dynasty, initially led by “Prince” Roy Bates and now by his son, Prince Michael Bates. Yes, these daft cunts on their tatty oil rig have declared themselves sovereign princes on a par with princes of the UK.

The Principality of Sealand is really pretty impressive and Bates and his followers have displayed plenty of chutzpa.

In 1968 Prince Roy and his son took pot shots from their dilapidated platform at British mariners who dared to approach their principality.

Then, in 1978, in an incident which sounds like something out of Frederick Forsyth or Ian Fleming, the Bates Dynasty nearly lost control of their principality. Prince Roy had been discussing plans with his “prime minister”, Alexander Achenbach (a former German citizen with a “Sealand passport”), to turn the grotty platform into an international luxury casino.

The PM disagreed with this idea. When Prince Roy left the Principality to visit the continent, Auchenbach staged an attempted coup with German and Dutch mercenaries. They stormed the seaweed infested platform with speedboats and helicopters, and took Prince Roy’s son, the current reigning Prince Michael, hostage.

Prince Michael was able to retake Sealand and capture Achenbach and the mercenaries using weapons stashed on the platform. Achenbach was charged with treason against Sealand and imprisoned in the Principality until he paid £23,000 reparations.

Germany then sent a diplomat to Sealand to negotiate for Achenbach’s release. Prince Roy diplomatically agreed to release Achenbach, but used the visit of a diplomat from a sovereign nation to claim that Sealand had achieved de facto recognition by Germany as a sovereign state.

It is through such incidents that great states are founded.

But the story doesn’t stop there. Undeterred by his defeat, Premier Achenbach established a government in exile, known as the Sealand Rebel Government in Germany. The Principality is still in a constant state of readiness to repel any future attempted coups by the Sealand rebels. Civil war is a constant threat.

It costs money to defend a kingdom. To raise revenues, Prince Michael started selling Sealand passports, just like the UK. Unfortunately, this lucrative trade had to be stopped when Prince Michael realised that his passports were being faked and sold by a money laundering ring which had connections to – yes, you guessed it – former Premier Achenbach.

Achenbach and his associates are reported to have sold 4,000 fake Sealandic passports to Hong Kong citizens for $1,000 each. Not bad ! In 2016 Sealand was receiving hundreds of applications for passports every day. Sealand has also issued stamps and coins.

Sadly, the Bates Dynasty started to lose its grip. In 2010, Sealand was offered for sale for £600 million. There were no buyers.

Prince Michael has retired to Suffolk with his wife, Princess Joan, where he now runs a fishing business called Fruits of the Sea. Its a sad end for one of the crowned heads of Europe. But all is not lost – Prince Michael’s son now runs Sealand on his fathers behalf as “Prince Regent”. The current population of Sealand is two people. Long live Sealand!

Prince Michael of Sealand – cunt or hero? I’ll leave it to you to decide, but I rather think he’s a hero. It would all make a brilliant book as well.

BBC News Link

Sealandgov link

Nominated by: MMCM