Turkey Teeth

(Lift your eyes and admire her lovely set of shiny incisors!- Day Admin)

No its nothing to do with Christmas dinner, I’m referring to the booming trend of jetting off to Turkey, usually including a beach holiday, to get cut-price dental work done costing a fraction of what it would in the UK. Probably by a sweaty Ahmet in between working shifts at his brother-in-laws kebab shop.

Daily Mail Link One

I hesitate to call them dentists because it sounds more like a butchers shop, filing healthy teeth down into sharpened pegs from which crowns or veneers can be attached onto. Needless to say cheap doesn’t mean quality or even safety with many reporting cracked crowns, infections, abscesses or just substandard work that needs fixing within months by UK dentists at great expense.

If I told you Katie Price is a fan and this trend is fuelled by cunts on TikTok wanting a Hollywoke megawatt smile, it will give you some idea of the fucking morons we are talking about. Here is Katie explaining her ‘journey’.

Daily Mall News Link 2

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

Gender Neutral Skeletons


…or more precisely the bunch of woke cunts who have decided that skeletal remains should no longer be classified as male or female, black or white.

Apparently this is because scientists cannot ascertain how they self identified whilst they were alive. Well, I’m pretty sure that in ancient times men were men and women were women because in those days to portray yourself as otherwise would have lead to quick reassignment to ‘dead’ at the point of a sword.

But that aside, it’s also racist because categorizing the remains by race ‘contributes to white supremacy’

Clearly this is nonsense. Even Professor Jeremy Black says so (see link). I have encountered him at close quarters on more than one occasion and IMHO have found to be, shall we say, a bit of a dickhead to put it mildly. So if you can’t even convince a bloke like him, it must be crap.

Is there no end to this woke nonsense? Apparently not…

Daily Fail Link.

Nominated by: Rt. Hon. Dioclese

The Guardian (20)

The Guardian. And lest we forget, it was founded on slavery.

Daily Mail News Link

Just for a bit of a jolly I have copied random Guardian headlines for a couple of weeks. I haven’t read the fucker just picked off newsfeeds. Each is a headline.

”Questioning the lack of diversity at Glastonbury
If you think Denmark is all Borgen and social equality, take a look at its awful ‘ghetto’ lawUK faces ‘significant risks’ to quality of food imported post-Brexit, says report

British history should not be treated as a ‘soft play area’, says David Olusoga
The NHS wreckers cannot accept that the British public still back it
Six years on, the cold reality of Brexit is hitting Britain
The US supreme court is letting prayer back in public schools. This is unsettling
Children aren’t the future: where have all the young climate activists gone?
Qatar fails to offer World Cup safety guarantees to LGBTQ+ fans
UK government to scrap European law protecting special habitats
Police lied over Tasering of black social worker in London, court told
Banning babies from parliament shows just how out of touch Westminster is
The Guardian view on Boris Johnson abroad: more indulged than feted
Tory contempt for the arts means we face a second dark age
Lies, spies and dirty tricks: the truth about Britain’s undercover police
Half of all children in lone-parent families are in relative poverty
Families facing income woes on a par with Greece and Cyprus? That’s ‘global Britain’
Neglect Africa now and we will face labour shortages globally, IMF warns
Female trafficking survivor targeted for UK removal to Rwanda, says charity
Black BBC presenter praised for reading news with natural hair
Post-Brexit red tape poses threat to cross-Channel pigeon racing

I don’t want to live in a society where people are kidnapped from their homes’: the neighbours fighting immigration raids

Six charts that show how the UK economy is in crisis

Everything tainted by Johnson’s lies needs to be undone. That includes his Brexit
Brexit legacy is just the start of incoming PM’s problems as cost of living crisis spirals

Would a ‘Black Friends’ fix it? TV’s white New York still needs a reckoning
Average UK household £8,800 a year worse off than those in France or Germany
Whiteness of England Women squad is stopping too many girls from dreaming”

If any cunt managed to get through that well done. And what does it tell us?

Well, we have rabid papers of the right. Mail and Express churn out some shite. The Mirror is anti Tory. And churns out shite. But none of these papers actually hate Britain and it’s majority population like the metropolitan, privileged middle class tossers of the good old Guardian.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

(Note. We do have an additional nomination due to go live soon regarding the Grauniad and the Northern Police Monitoring Project. So please focus your comments for this particular nom, thanks – Day Admin)

Monkeypox and the Media


The World Health Organisation has raised monkey pox to the ‘Doomed, we’re all doomed’ category. There have been 16,000 cases in 75 countries and FIVE deaths. To get this illness one has to be a sausage jockey/ uphill gardener etc.

The current WHO boss is a decidedly shifty chap who may be lining his pockets.

People are being fed lies that even Dr Goebbels would have thought as ludicrous.

Fair and Balanced BBC Link. (Helpful link provided by Jeezum Priest)

Nominated by: Guzziguy

With a second injection from Sixdog Vomit:

Today the head of the WHO put the world on high alert due to the spread and rising rate of the virus.

The head of the WHO (we were all told that their word is the gospel during Covid) clearly stated that the virus was primarily spread by men having sex with men.

The BBC when reporting on the WHO statement were more concerned with gay men being stigmatised by this than the actual virus.

Two gay men in a monogamous relationship have nothing to fear and if the media portrayal of the gay lifestyle was anywhere near the truth for the majority of gay men Monkey Pox would be as much a concern to them as it is to the rest of the population.

The monkey pox has let the cat out of the bag though, monkey pox is of more concern to gay or bisexual men because they have a much more promiscuous lifestyle than your average heterosexual.

Buy a packet of cigarettes and you’ll get told all about the awful lifestyle choice you’re making. Suck a strangers cock in an ally way behind the gay bar and the establishment don’t know what to say to you.

The woke media are desperately trying to find a way of telling gay men that promiscuous sex is a high risk hobby without saying that the lifestyle many gay men engage in is once again spreading a virus among them.

If your lifestyle puts your health and the wider community at risk then you should expect some stigma.

The news media once again finds itself struggling to report the news because it’s woke agenda has encountered stark reality.

Apparently monkey pox blisters can occur in the rectum and that should be reason enough to curb your carnal desires and not fuck strangers in bushes for a while.

Quidditch Identifies as Quadball

I want to cunt some massive cunts.

These particular cunts play a game called Quidditch which is based on a game played by the kids at hogwartz the fictional wizard school in the Harry Potter books.

These massive cunts play a fictional game based on flying wizards.

Obviously the spacca cunts cunt fly so run around with a broom between their legs as below.

You Tube Link

Now as if that doesn’t mark them out as grade A cunts they want to change the name of the game to distance themselves from JK Rowling (the person who invented the fucking game for her children’s books) because she doesn’t buy deluded fantasy about men being women in real life.

BBC News Link

Not content with being massive cunts running around playing a fictional game with a broom between their legs they now want to draw more attention to their cuntishness.

I suppose if you are ready to believe a man is a woman, imagining your flying around on a broomstick is not a big stretch.

Cunts Cunts Cunts

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

 


And here’s one from Guzziguy

I know that the BBC is a regular subject on IsAC but there is a truly odd article on their Newsbeat section entitled ‘Can Quidditch thrive as Quadball?’
It would appear that the terminally sad freaks who run around green spaces with a broomstick between their legs wish to dissociate themselves from JK Rowling as she

had the temerity to point out that there are only two sexes.
It is hard to work out who are the bigger cunts, the outraged freaks or the BBC for thinking that any normal person would regard this stupidity as news.
As ever, I look to the technologically gifted on this site to provide the link. Thanks in advance.

With a supporting link from Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Here it is in all it’s fucking stupidity.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-62252514