Dead Pool [256]

Congratulations to Paul Maskinback who predicted the actress Anne Heche or in the words of Paul “occasional bean flicker and crispy qctress would be next to conk out aged 53 a week after a drug fuelled 90 mph car crash left her brain dead with serious burns and lung injuries.She was known for her roles in films such as I know what you did last Summer and Cedar rapids as well as being the ex of Ellen Degeneres.This is Pauls second win in less than a week.

R.I.P

This is a controversial hit as her heart is still beating however she has been established as brain dead and is on full mechanical ventilation whilst the Doctors establish whether any of her organs are viable for donation.Normally I would not count this and didnt when I first read the news and retracted Dead Pool 256 but upon further reading under Californian Law this counts as legally dead unlike here in the UK and many other jurisdictions.So the win is given to Paul.In future cases like this it will depend on the legal status of someone being alive as underpinned by their jurisdiction at the time of them being on life support.

On to Dead Pool 256

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next .No duplicates.First come first serve .You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)No nominating the worlds oldest man or woman

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping nominations mid pool.

Scottish Cricket is Racist

I had no idea they played cricket in Scotland.

Turns out they do and they play racist cricket, more racist than Yorkshire even. So bad the board have resigned in shame.

One of the boards former members was wringing his heart about the systematic racism and micro-aggressions he had uncovered. He sounded like a guardian reader from London to be fair. This was an interview on Radio 4.

The interview went on for around ten minutes and systemic racism, and bigotry was mentioned many times and his 400 odd examples he had. It was odd because he never gave a specific example.

The above is not the reason for this cunting, it’s merely the trigger. It was the first of two stories about racism, the second being about new regulations to ban misbehaving football fans who make monkey noises etc.

Every fucking day I hear stories about bad white people and this countries indigenous white bigoted plebs.

The media can’t get enough of it, politicians can’t virtue signal enough and can’t make enough laws to tackle the racist indigenous white sub people they have the misfortune to attempt to govern and RE-EDUCATE!

The question I’d like answered by the political class is as follows.

How and when did we get so racist?

Was it when you flooded the county with immigrants without bothering to ask the people of the nation? You changed the demographics and peoples lives, communities and culture overnight.

Was it partly due to people watching their communities disappear to the point they had to move because they couldn’t find anything they recognise as food and had to travel a few miles to meet someone else who spoke English?

Could it have anything to do with services and infrastructure crumbling because the investment needed to support an engineered population explosion was never made?

Could it be that those in Greater London only saw more tax income and lower wages for the plebs as a good thing not giving a thought to those parts of the country whose industry was destroyed by government and the remaining jobs were outsourced to China and the third world?

Could it be you choose to interpret peoples rightful sometimes misplaced resentment over what you’ve done to this country as racism and/or bigotry to beat them even harder?

Will one of our so called leaders answer these questions? Of course they won’t. They would have to admit their part in the destruction of a nation and a culture.

This shit didn’t happen by accident, governments know the impact of mass immigration, failure to integrate etc. it’s all in the history books.

Shortly after all the people of this country sacrificed so much to fight for Britain and our way of life you took a massive shit on us and you’re still shitting.

Please show me the manifestos or policy documents or even a speech where you told us this was what you intended……….

Worst of all you blame us and call us racist.

We call you Cunts.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

Controversial Sale of Hitler Memorabilia

One of Adolf Hitler’s watches has just sold for 1.1 million $ in a U.S. auction. So that’s all ‘done and dusted’ you might think. Not so!

It was a controversial sale, apparently and the Jews are not very happy!

Hitler’s paintings never really fetched anywhere near that figure, so I guess it’s about the amount that the watch sold for, that has really pissed them off. If some cunt wants to buy it, surely it’s up to them.

I can see why the winner of the auction, has remained anonymous, as he, she or it, don’t want Swastikas daubed all over their frond door overnight. I don’t for one minute think that there are any golf balls still kicking around in ‘that’ bunker? …….. Or are there?

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Lord Scunthorpe

American Sitcoms

A cunting for American Comedy programmes.

Not stand-up – American stand-up comedians are some of the best – but their sitcoms and late night talk shows are formulaic bilge.

Why is it that the major networks can only take chances with offensive humour and surrealism in animated programmes such as South park, Ren and Stimpy and Family Guy, while much of the live action stuff is safe, moronic pap?

I’ve tried watching the US version of the Office. it’s terrible. The UK version is overrated but still watchable. it’s a very good first series from a new writer. The American version can’t restrain itself the way the British version did.

I get recommended a lot of these comedies by fellow Gen X/millennial contemporaries; My Name Is Earl, Arrested Development, The Big Bang Theory, it’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Curb your Enthusiasm – they all fell flat.

For most of its run Curb is just the same episode in different clothes. The only high point was perhaps Larry David having to perform The Producers – but a lot of it made my eyes roll; the punchline is never worth the laboured set-up and is always based around Jewish neuroticism and the taboos of middle-class California, which seem to be fucking everything.

What a stifling and boring cunthole of a society. A lot of these taboos that Larry blunders through are much more aggressively and deftly handled by stand ups like George Carlin, Denis Leary and Bill Burr.

The less said about the man-children of The Big Bang Theory the better. It is, as a friend pointed out, Nerd Blackface, and the only character who is allowed to develop is the audience surrogate Penny.

I think the only live action American comedy i ever found funny was Third Rock from the Sun, mainly because of John Lithgow. What a shame NBC destroyed it by moving it around the schedules unannounced, prompting Lithgow to thank them at an award ceremony for ‘killing our show’.

Saving the worst until last, there are the late night talk shows, a dead format hosted by cunts called Jimmy saying ‘Orange Man Bad’, all desperate to convince themselves and their otarine audiences barking and clapping their mindless approval, that Trump colluded with Russia and children are being mistreated by border police.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

Non-Inclusive Rugby Shirt Design Decision


Not so much a cunting as a celebration of a fight back against woke bullshit:

”Historic pride jersey sparks player boycott in Australia.”

Yes at last some fucker has said enough is enough of this Pride bollocks being rammed down our throats.

Seven players in Australia’s National Rugby League (NRL) will boycott a key match over their team’s decision to wear a pride jersey.”

On Thursday, the Manly Warringah Sea Eagles will become the first team in the competition ever to don a kit which promotes LGBT inclusivity in the sport.
But players weren’t consulted and some object to the move on religious and cultural grounds.”

Good on them. We have gone from acceptance of a natural deviation to promoting it as something to be proud of. And to aspire to.

So where is the left handed pride? Ginger pride? And sooner or later Pee Doh Pride?

Israel Folau ( an excellent player) lost his career because, as a fundamental Christian, he disapproved of this bullshit. He didn’t advocate throwing off buildings but said they would rot in hell. His beliefs. Which should be accepted.

It is time that those of us who are sick of this shit, whatever our beliefs, had a voice.
Josh Aloiai, Jason Saab, Christian Tuipulotu, Josh Schuster, Haumole Olakau’atu, Tolu Koula and Toafofoa Sipley. Take a bow.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-62301091

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

And making a fist of it with a second is: getfuckedwokecunts

Seconded.

This brainwashing shit needs to die. It is a cunt of titanic magnitude, until pepo start the somali style fight back on this or the peacefuls Galileo experiments it will swamp and destroy society.

Zero tolerance for this abject filth pushed by woke cunts who seem to control everything. A media cull, a politician cull, a UN cull, an EU cull, take back control and dont accept it. I’d sort all this shit out in seconds as PM. I’d hire people who can do the job and have the qualifications. Skin colour, sexuality wtf that got to do with ability, jog on cunt.

I’d label people who prevented you from buying meat or blocking you to go to work as terrorists. Round them all up and ask the public what they want done. I’d cease all their assets and the organisers and pass that money on to the inconvenienced. Then these people will be employed in an abattoir for their crimes, or fix all the pot holes and road maintenance.

I will simply inconvenience them by the time they inconvenienced others, total it up and multiply by 20 the time. There will be warnings to any ‘unlicensed protests’, ensuring the right to protest is upheld; but the state will not bear the cost of idiots. If it does then those funds will be worked off by those cunts and not the taxes. There will be no compulsory teaching of faggotory to groom youngsters. If there is they will be handed over to Galileo experimenters. It’s about time control was taken back and Cromwell the 2nd turned up.

Also tourist attraction will be to pay for testing of ordnance at the coast £50-£100 a head to shoot at illegal gimmegrant ferry companies. I’d heavily advertise in the USA these holidays as they have the lowest accuracy rate and highest ammo consumption.

Strong Policies for a happier country.