How very dare they. The cunts.
‘Matt Lucas on Taskmaster leaves a bitter taste in my mouth ‘
So says some fucker called Asyia Iftikhar. (nor me)
He/she or it is apparently a full time race baiter and champion of the alphabet community. Objecting to Lucas and also Richard Ayoade, who it seems is a friend/supporter of Graham Linehan and his entirely mainstream views on women with bollocks .
Lucas has apparently done blackface, not to be confused with Lenny Henry’s whiteface by the way. And perhaps as a poof, the only gay in the village showed humour, which of course is taboo.
Perhaps Iftikar should fuck off back to wherever it’s heritage country is and see how it gets on.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.
Matt Lucas left a bitter taste in ‘her’ mouth?
I thought he was a wooftah.
16
Asyia Iftikhar is a female p*ki according to my research.
15
Stab her in the neck.
20
Yes. She’s apparently a ‘culture’ journalist, whatever that is.
The culture of interbreeding hook nosed race baiting daughters, I would imagine.
23
Asyia Iftikhar should be heading this nom, not Matt Lucas, no?
Shurley shome mishtake…
28
Think you’re right Minge …
16
He’s not overly funny, but Little Britain took the piss out of darkıes and tran§bumder freaks, so he’s okay in my book.
Here’s a good 30 second example:
https://youtu.be/Cg0fnss9g6M?si=zGv6edeI22kuOQpZ
12
This one was an absolute cracker too, innit.
https://youtube.com/shorts/8St7AI37F7Q?is=Ur3_n34v6SH0dKvZ
4
It reminds you of Peter Mandelson in his greatest hautier.
6
Hasn’t done anything funny since Shooting Stars.
Don’t know who the other cunt is but sounds like somebody who stinks of shit and needs incinerating.
3
So who is the cunt here?
Matt lucas or the hundred points in scrabble pàki..
The only time pàkis do comedy, is when a bus driver goes over a ravine..
Not a cunt just for this song..
https://youtu.be/MfNPcTjRQ_Y?si=bqp0Gia_m2mZqSzM
9
Asiya Iftawhatever. “Journalist”. Seems we have matching cuntings today.
5
He’s a baby.
5
He’s a spherical homosexual.
👶
5
This was never intended as a cunting of Lucas. The target was the Parking Stanley fucking horror who should go home and see how her opinions fare there.
Lucas may well be a cunt but that isnt the point.
17
P*ki journalist… probably only reports on benefit scams for the multitude of no speak eenglish claimers …ting tong cunt
11
Matt Lucas is a roll on deoderant looking lefty cunt ,
im glad hes getting shit off some stinky ethnic.
Throw him off a tower block then marry your brother Asyia you spicy twat.
whatta the scores
georgie Dawes?
11
im in a foul mood.
a right stinker.😡
wish Cuntster was here so i could take it out on him.
its this fuckin weather.
when will it end?
everyday, hot as fuck and sunny.
dripping in sweat
gasping for air.
its depressing.
Matt Lucas cant grow hair,
anywhere on his body.
weird isnt he?
no eyebrows,
no pubes or armpit hair.
like a medical experiment or something.
if you didnt know who he was an he walked into a pub
youd point and loudly say
“Hey! everybody look at him!”
16
I envy Jack, Mis, galivanting around the country with Ethel putting the finishing touches to his new book ‘Essential Tea Rooming with Jack’.
Probably wearing a nifty neckerchief.
7
yeah.
hes got it sussed has jack.
Although i envy the lighthouse keepers in the Outer Hebrides.
All alone, no mither, sun barely peeping from the grey clouds.
jammy cunts.
Dizzy earlier LL,
big office move , 4 flights of stairs.
felt a bit pissed afterwards van weeving about😁
8
Outer Hebrides here, for once its even a bit too hot here
3
well youve just ruined that dream for me COTI.
what about Lerwick?
those cunts never seem to get warm weather.
i imagine them as pallid and blind like those deep sea fish.
lovely.
4
Mr Lucas should invite the “utterly devasted ” paki wimmin to view his romantic predilections..
That will learn the mithering foreign cunt.
Naturally she benefits from our appallingly lax attitude toward “freedom of speech” for female wógs etc…if this moaning bítch tried this in Pakistain they’d set her on fire.
Fuck off.
Good afternoon.
14
The permanently woke lefty liberal upset..!
GO LIVE SOMEWHERE ELSE.
FUCK OFF..!
16
Throw Asif off a cliff
10
‘ Iftikhar is a freelance culture journalist with a deep love for TV, film, theatre, books and all things showbiz. She has a particular interest in covering the intersection of culture with LGBTQ+ issues, race and gender.’
In other words a cunt!
20
Like she knows owt about culture.
culture of living 15 to a house
culture of overgrown gardens
culture of smelling like 3day old shit and curry powder
culture of getting shagged off your uncle and comparing him to your dad.
fuck off
21
Matt starts off by sitting on his lavatory, forcing a turd out of his scarred anus. He will then squirt warm water into his rectum in an attempt to clear out any remaining poo.
Following this, Matt will inhale fumes from room deodoriser in order to effect dilation of his sphincter.
His sodomitical partner will then attempt to lubricate the fundament with saliva (inadvertently ingesting faecal matter) and thrust his phallus into Matt’s rectal cavity, causing microtears and bleeding of the inner epithelium.
Matt’s partner will ejaculate into the cavity, mixing semen, blood, poo and saliva.
Homosexuals consider this to be ‘making love’.
17
I was worried I was going to get a boner reading that,but nothing happened,thank goodness.
15
i did cum.
but at the idea of having indoor plumbing.
must be wonderful.
6
Fortunately I imagined this blessing of “rather quite unforgivable” act of romantic criminality “climaxed” with both reprehensible degenerates blowing their brains out with govt issued firearms.
At last our elected superiors act on our behalf..
Shite.
3
Well when you put it that way, the days to weeks old semen harbouring yeasty, fishy alternative is only a slightly better though less faecal alternative for saliva placement.
2
This would solve the problem.
Kirklees Reform councillor backlash over X posts calling UK to be ‘Islam Free’
https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/local-news/kirklees-reform-councillor-backlash-over-34301022#ICID=Android_HuddersfieldExaminerNewsApp_AppShare
11
Off topic, but no mention of the petition anywhere on here over the petition to try & ban the Argies from the final over the Malvinas, as they still call them – 14 million signatures so far, at the last count, that’s a lot of bad losers. Football is a game not a stage for political, or religious rants, otherwise Spain is also out, over Gibraltar. So maybe the England and France game is the real final. Dont get rid of the flags just yet.
4
OT but Lord Khan. Cunt
7
Indeed Mr Vomit.
Lord Khan of the Utterly Depraved Caliphate of somewhere formerly known as London.
Predictable depravity,much much worse is “in the post”..
5
Fell out of Lord Ali’s arse. Apparently there’s a lot of Muslims in the home office. What the fuck has been done to this country. Not just any country but our England.
4
Fuck me sideways. Not long ago Starmer said he wouldn’t do a resignation honours list. I guess at the end of the day he couldn’t resist the opportunity to give the electorate another poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
5
I saw a recent picture of the Paki goblin king looking like Ming the Merciless. Either that or he is having treatment for something but we are not that lucky.
6