A slow, slow, quick, quick slow cunting for this poofter who’s in the ‘Celebrity’ line-up for Strictly Come Dancing. On the Radio Times website he comes up with the quote, below:
“I’m going to have to cancel my legendary Strictly launch night kitchen party that I throw every year, I’m sure my friends and family will understand. It’s also a massive honour to be part of an all-male dance partnership, it’s so important we have that inclusion on such a huge show.”
Because there’s not enough ‘Inclusion’ on the box nowadays, you patronising fuck.
(Don’t get the impression that I watch this unadulterated shite, either, it was brought to my attention whilst listening to Pop Master).
Nominated by: DCI Gene Cunt
What a raving fucking iron!
The only people who watch Strictly Come Poncing are silly birds and raving fucking irons.
Strictly Come Poncing is X-Factor for the middle classes and X-Factor is Strictly Come Poncing for chavs.
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The ONLY reason to watch strictly come attention whoring was to see fit totty.
That was then.
Who want to watch a fucking load of whog arse bandits in a monkey pox conga line, with a few horse faced carpet munchers thrown in.
I’d put the whole collection of degenerates in an arena and then add half a dozen rabid hyenas and a few komodo dragons.
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