Sir Lewis “Top Gun” Hamilton (19)

Yes, yes, I know he’s an easy target, but fuck me doesn’t he bring it on himself?

Lewis Hamilton.

Apparently Hamilton is recently quoted as saying “the most upsetting call that I think I’ve ever had”, says Lewis Hamilton.

Hmmm….what could that be I wonder? I’ve had some really upsetting calls in my life, like when my father died at a young 67, or my little brother passing away at only 34 leaving his wife and a 3 and 4 year old without a father. These were and still are fucking upsetting- probably some of the worse calls you can ever get- yes?

So what was so ‘upsetting’ about Hamiltons call he received I hear you ask? Mum or dad dies, spaccy stupid little brother wrapped his touring car around a tree…..his dog Roscoe gone back to eating meat, putting on weight and losing his ¬£500 modelling contract? Nope, none of those:

It was- ‘Turning down a role as a fighter pilot in Tom Cruise film Top Gun: Maverick’ Apparently, ‘he had to pull out because filming took place during the Formula 1 season’

Fuck me, you narcissistic blick cunt!

Words alone, cannot convey on here, what a cuntish thing to say.

All I can say is you, sir are a cunt of the highest order, and I hope one day you DO receive a call like I’ve had in the past, and it will put your little melodrama into perspective.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Chuff Chugger

57 thoughts on “Sir Lewis “Top Gun” Hamilton (19)

  1. The film has one narcissistic oddball already, and was nowhere as good as the hype suggested. I’ve seen more realistic depictions of aerial combat in Dan Dare comics.

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