Yes, yes, I know he’s an easy target, but fuck me doesn’t he bring it on himself?
Lewis Hamilton.
Apparently Hamilton is recently quoted as saying “the most upsetting call that I think I’ve ever had”, says Lewis Hamilton.
Hmmm….what could that be I wonder? I’ve had some really upsetting calls in my life, like when my father died at a young 67, or my little brother passing away at only 34 leaving his wife and a 3 and 4 year old without a father. These were and still are fucking upsetting- probably some of the worse calls you can ever get- yes?
So what was so ‘upsetting’ about Hamiltons call he received I hear you ask? Mum or dad dies, spaccy stupid little brother wrapped his touring car around a tree…..his dog Roscoe gone back to eating meat, putting on weight and losing his £500 modelling contract? Nope, none of those:
It was- ‘Turning down a role as a fighter pilot in Tom Cruise film Top Gun: Maverick’ Apparently, ‘he had to pull out because filming took place during the Formula 1 season’
Fuck me, you narcissistic blick cunt!
Words alone, cannot convey on here, what a cuntish thing to say.
All I can say is you, sir are a cunt of the highest order, and I hope one day you DO receive a call like I’ve had in the past, and it will put your little melodrama into perspective.
Nominated by: Chuff Chugger
The cunt would be better off with his bro’s at Nottinghill.
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Lewis would of been ideal for Top Gun.
Closet ducky who loves himself in sunglasses hanging about with other narcissists,
He could have emotional boxer Anthony Joshua as co-pilot .
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His call sign would be “Cunt”.
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I cannot see why the fiercely heterosexual Mr Hamilton would want to be in a film involving being oiled up and lots of body contact with other men at the beach volleyball or in the locker room, oh no, not his scene at all.
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Look at what the cunt turned up in in the paddock at Spa a few days ago….
https://linksharing.samsungcloud.com/wVMmsNDgYs2H
Fucking dick.
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Don’t think that worked. Too early in the morning. Oh well I’m sure you can Google it
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That’s a little harsh, GTW…don’t you think he looks ❤adorable❤?!
No, you’re right, he looks like a dick.
Maybe he was dressing up as a sort of even more homö version of George from Rainbow?
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As if they’d have used him in a film. Nose stud, earrings, visible neck and hand tattoos, stupid thinning hairdo, voice like a Luton færie. Yeah, he looks like fighter pilot, NOT. Nothing but a publicity stunt for the film and another ego massage for the narcissist has-been.
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Sadly I think Lewi’s 15 minutes of fame is at about 14 and a half minutes now, so in the last 30 seconds he is desperate to get as many newspaper headlines as he can. He could try the Beckham route – drag his ugly family into every photoshoot, or he could try his hands at the Rashford plan – get all cuddly and concerned about the poor, my recommendation would be to announce he wants to stand as Labour MP for Sheffield Central, because compared to the drag queen he would actually look manly – which isn’t saying a lot, admittedly – but next to Izzard, the old chick with a dick, Cliff Richard or Tom Daley would look manly. There is always a place for a wealthy ex-sportsman poof in the Starmer party. Pity his dad wasn’t a bus driver, though.
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He should invest in a hair transplant if he’s got ambitious for the film industry.
In the cinema it’s more blatant his hairline is starting a steady march to the back of his head.
No one likes a slap head jet pilot accept John Trovalta,
Who also likes mid air cavity searches,
Another for Top Gun.
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No need for that MNC – they can stick a syrup on his head and Max Factor will take care of the unslightly tattoos
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My first view at this website was about this chap four years ago. He is a polished turd.
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His dad worked 4 jobs to put him into F1 though remember?? He gets that in a lot.
Well his dad and a massive sponsorship from Ron Dennis anyway
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I wonder if Jim Fixed It for young Lewis to handle a gearstick?
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I enjoyed his first few seasons as a Formula 1 driver.
Now his views are all over the place.
Save the Planet, Veganism, Black Lives Matter.
I honestly think that he has gone bonkers.
Still a massive cunt though.
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Couldn’t agree more TAC.
He was definitely a proper lad who despite his sponsorship from McLaren from the age of 7 you really got the feeling that he genuinely couldn’t believe his luck he was in F1.
But in time I guess you morph into the surroundings you spend your time in and he’ll be surrounded by the woke mob morning, noon and night and this is where he’s lost perspective with reality.
I saw something similar in Vettell’s 30 minute narcissistic retirement speech.
The veiled messages about him becoming a eco warrior in the next chapter of his life made me think ‘well he’s also turned into a massive hypocritical cunt then given the billions of tons of carbon he’s directly polluted the atmosphere with’.
When he was on Top Gear years ago he came across as just another lad who was funny and really got the British sense of humour which is hard for Zee Germans as they don’t have any.
Yes I think more than 10 years turns them into Hydron Colliding Cunts.
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A true missed opportunity. Hamilcunt would have been resplendent in his Top Gun garb.
https://winepursewrath.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/monkey_pilot.jpg
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Bearing in mind that the first Top Gun was the second gayest “not supposed to be gay” film ever (after Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2), Lewis would’ve fitted in quite well.
Takes a specual talent to look like more of a spastic than your actual spastic brother.
Credit where it’s due though…unless he is a total shirt-lifter, he’s seen a naked Nicole Sherzinger and none of us have…
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Nah. He won’t have. Lifter for sure. It’s odds on he misunderstood references to Pussycat Dolls as meaning he’d be getting a stuffed Bagpuss or Tony the Tiger dolly for his birthday present to go with his Cindy and Barbie collection.
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Hamilton’s brother wasn’t mongy until he suffered an incident of “oxygen starvation” resulting in brain damage while playing with Lewis…. The game of” Can you guess what it is from the taste while blindfolded?” was and still is popular with young Lewis.
Pussycat Doll… tramp’s arsehole,more like.
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Piisy cat dolls lyric
Dontcha wish your girlfriend was a bloke like me
Better trannies than most
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What was little Tom thinking!?
I could be wrong but it seems like more people hate the little whiney coloured than those who like him.
Luckily it all ended well.
Phew!
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I’d pay for the narcissistic cunt’s bus fare to the set if I knew his role in the film involved being used as target practice for a squadron of F-35s.
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He’s going to star in “Brokeback Mountain 2: Weekend at Bernie’s” where F1 bosses, desperate to improve his image, introduce him to Bernie Ecclestone’s hot daughters to attempt to cure him of his faggötry but he can’t help fancying Bernie Ecclestone instead, leading to a finale where he bums Bernie into the middle of next week, shattering his 90 year old pelvis like a dropped Milky Bar.
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Morning Thomas 👍
I was actually hired for this film.
To play a Russian villain.
The main scene was meant to be a fight scene where Tom and Lewis stop me from setting off a bomb in Washington.
But the fact both only came up to my waist and the fact I keep refering to Lewis as ‘knob Marley’
Saw me let go☹️
They used the Rock instead,
Or Dwayne as I know him.
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That’s brilliant – I’d almost want to see a duckies film like that – you should offer your script writing talents to Hollywoke👍
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Love it 🤣👍
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The cunt should have been a kamikaze pilot.
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Hamilcunt is a perfect example of what happens to someone who’s been told constantly from an early age, how amazing they are by sycophantic hangers on.
Dark key sports people seem particularly affected by this. Look at Pogba and St Marcus of Rashford, Joshua etc, they’re all fucked up!
As his career slips away, he’s giving more comic value by the day in pursuit of attention.
It’s not fashionable to laugh at the mentally I’ll nowadays, but let’s be honest, he’s becoming hilarious.
He’s losing it and it will only get worse when he becomes an ex F1 driver.
I’m quite looking forward to seeing him unravel.
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What was he’s call sign gonna be bandwagon or virtue signaller..
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A Pilot ?….I’d have thought Rear Gunner would have been nearer the mark.
I can see it now….Lewis ” Ducky” Hamilton and his co-pilot Gary ” Shitehawk” Lineker cruising around in their Dark-Key designed N.I.G 29…a pimped-out canoe with broomshanks for wings and leg-holes cut in the bottom for them to run along like Fred Flintstone.
” Let’s bomb dem honkies back to da stone age,bruv” says “Ducky”….”No need” replies “Shitehawk” ” Muh people is already turned most cities into bomb-sites,Bro”
Chiggun,innit.
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There’s some excellent comedy on ISaC today. 🤣🤣🤣
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Bet the Hamilton needed counselling and crystal healing after that trauma.
Seems to be the more money one accrues the bigger cunt one becomes (not in all cases)
The mind boggles then gives up.
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Try telling a parent their child’s dead, then we’ll have a chat about ‘Worst calls’, you absolute fucking arsehole. No crocodile tears there, I can assure you.
Try being the coppers that had to try and save the life of that nine year old that got shot, picked her up and took her to hospital in a police car, fighting to save her all the way. Fucking poor cunts’ll never get over that, as I speak from bitter experience.
Do something similar to those things, cunt, then we’ll have a chat about turning down roles in films.
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What would his callsign have been?
“Chippy-Fuck to Maverck, do you read me, innit, bruv”?
Lt. Gary ‘Schwartzer’ Lineker?
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He knows his days are numbered at F1. As a consequence he is “reaching out” to as many media outlets about how unfair the world has been to him, along with the usual sob stories about his childhood and blah blah blah.
Clearly he sees his next step being either in TV, films or as some kind of political spokesman (aka Saint Rashford). And yet the media never seem to take him to task about all those millions he has earned that have been safely ensconced in some off-shore bank well away from the grasping claws of the HMRC – obviously down to perfectly legal tax “avoidance” and never EVER down to very naughty tax “evasion” (excuse me while I finish my coughing fit!)
Hamilton would probably find it a challenge piloting one of those toy planes you sit in on a merry-go-round, the egotistical cunt.
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The ego of this twat is stratospheric…..💩
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Considering how much the new Top Gun pissed off the snowflakes (by making a fortune while NOT being a two hour lecture on raaacism/white privilege/the evil military etc) perhaps the pointless little cunt should be thankful he’s not associated with it.
I bet Tom Cruise is….😂😂😂
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The cunt decided his shit car wasn’t going to do well at Spa so decided to quit early, Alonso wasn’t very complimentary about his driving, I think he hurt the cunts feelings.
I saw an interview where he was taking about the lack of performance compared to the Red Bull and how they looking towards next season and that he was helping to design the new car.
2023 Mercedes will launch ‘The Hamilton Pimpmobile’ , lots of bling, flashing lights, sheepskin seat and a secret compartment for the coke init.
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Ha! ‘Huggy’ Hamilton!
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Smashing bloke..
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/formulaone/article-2518967/Lewis-Hamilton-4m-promise-didnt-dad-F1-split.html
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Reading that……..you can see where Lewis being a cunt gets it from- his father.
Falls out with his son over his management, then gets sued by another driver he represented after ‘acrimoniously’ falling out.
The Lewis goes around telling everyone he’s not from a privileged background and his father was poor who had to do three or four jobs, yet in that article his father admits in the 90’s he made his own money, thanks to an IT business he set up- so which is it? Think his father should be nominated on here as well.
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Total wankstain.
This story is almost as pathetic as the total slag that is Sparkles in her new Spotify podcast when she interviews Mariah Cuntface telling the world before she was mixed race and when she first met the Royals the day after noshing son of Hewitt she knew what it felt like to be black (probably because they made her eat a banana and work on their plantation).
In fact this week, so far I have read a lot of pathetic stories in the news, it is getting worse. Our tittle tattle culture is winding me up when they are so many REAL and serious issues happening now – more so than ever in my little stint on this planet so far.
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When Button used to drive with him I’m pretty sure he despised the cunt but was asked to keep it zipped so he did and has done ever since as far as I know. Be interesting to hear the inside story of this cunt though – I’ll bet the real story would overwrite the definition of gay diva. Hamilcunt: the reason ten million F1 fans switched off!
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Shame it wasn’t Eddie Irvine that used to drive with him – he’d have called the cunt out.
Anybody remember Irvine “intimidating” Hakkinen when they were fighting for the title? I’d have loved to see him having a similar go at the Hamilcunt – he’d probably have run away 😢
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Someone I know through work was employed at McLaren during the Button/Hamilton era. Apparently JB was sound, would turn up in his team kit by himself, talk to everyone whether they’d be in management or on the factory floor. Louise would throw her toys out of the pram when asked to wear his team kit. He would also turn up with a huge entourage of Jam Spoons and not speak to anyone. Surprising that, innit?
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Sounds about right. I think Dennis was still running things at the time and he must have had a real hard on for Louise to put up with it, Dennis being a man who would insist on all electrical cables on the wall being lined up to within 0.5mm of each other. Maybe Dennis was a precursor to “woke” (look who I’ve mentored and employed while nobody else would touch one – never mind not employing the cunt in the first place I’d have sacked him for not wearing his kit good driver or not).
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Mikdys, it was Martin Whitmarsh during the Button/Hamilton era, I believe.
Anyway, it wouldn’t surprise me if Ron Dennis’ ousting from the team he effectively built was down to Louise crying “waycism” when told to put his Vodafone-branded shirt on and stop fucking whinging.
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I stand corrected – probably explains a lot!
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Mikdys…….I recall Dennis was so particualr and anal about what most would find mundane and irellevant. In the new McLaren factory he had built in Woking all the corridors had to be wide enough to accommodate uncut floor tiles. Initially they weren’t wide enough to take full width tiles, so a pattern was designed whereby quarter of half tiles had to be cut and used. He didn’t want that, so he had the corridors widened, so uncut tiles only.
Here’s the story from the link below- quite an interesting acticle if you are into that.
‘Before construction of McLaren’s new headquarters, company boss Ron Dennis made a tiny last-minute change to the dimensions of the production centre. Why did a few centimetres matter in this giant building? Apparently because Dennis didn’t want any of the square floor tiles to be cut. Inside the building, you can see that the tiles do indeed fit perfectly, edge to edge’
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/globe-drive/culture/commentary/inside-mclarens-splendidy-sublime-sterile-headquarters/article27779697/
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Don’t you fret. All the bad news under the sun will be coming to this Hampton in due course. If it were my choice of that little dilemma earlier, I’d have chosen to sit in a pretend fighter jet in some poxy studio somewhere, rather than sweating my bollocks off making a racket and polluting the atmosphere.
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Sometimes you wish there was some type of civil world war reckoning and these cunts would be waiting in line.
What do you do sonny!
I’m a racing driver very famous.
Your digging graves
What do you do boy?
I’m a famous actor.
Your digging graves.
What do you do?
I’m a ex virtue signalling footballer.
Your digging your grave
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If he’s interested in flying, why not drive his Formula 1 car off the white cliffs of Dover at 190 miles an hour? When practicing his landing, he could use the line of dinghy invaders as a makeshift runway.
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Utter shit gibbon
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I think the cunt who really deserves the main barrage of the cunting is the cunt who offered the cunt the role in the first place. The cunt.
Of course Hamilton still needs to be cunted, purely because of the cunt he is.
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This ch!mp simpleton hasn’t got the sense in his tiny ape brain to shut up and collect the cash for driving his automatic safety car, you don’t see many Black pilots in fact the only one I’ve heard of his Capt Tobias Wilcox from Typically Tropical’s 70s hit Barbados.!
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