Relationships are fucked and deserve a long and well-overdue cunting. These days they may as well be called “relationshits” as that’s what they are. Shit.
They bring out the worst in people. Seemingly normal individuals become more jealous, obsessive and neurotic as the relationship goes on. Too many women are controlling as fuck and feel the need to “change” their man into how they want them to be. Men are now becoming robotic puppets with no mind of their own. There are also too many slappers about who feel the need to get attention from other males by using them as a “shoulder to cry on”. Most likely they are shagging about behind their man’s back. Some even post half-naked photos on sites such as Fuckbook, Twatter and Instacunt. The likes and cringeworthy comments they get from faceless fuckboys online go a long way in inflating their ego and enhancing their slapperish characteristics. This behaviour is cheap, tacky and superficial as fuck. The younger women, especially, seem to be devoid of any loyalty and trustworthiness.
Social media and pop culture old bollocks play a big part in relationships these days. Relationships involving younger individuals are more likely to fall victim to this. Relationships don’t appear to be official these days until they are “Fuckbook official” and a status has been posted highlighting that two fuckwits are now together. The cringeworthy statuses and pictures plastered all over social media are enough to make those with the strongest of stomachs sick to the core. No one wants to know how much you love each other and what shitty coffee shop you went to for a crap date. What doesn’t help is the cunts that try to interfere in someone else’s relationship. More often than not some slimy little bitch will put ideas into the head of one’s missus and brainwash her with a load of cobblers. This shit-mongering leads to arguments, black eyes and break-ups. Women’s friends cause so many fucking issues in relationships it’s unreal. Keep your beaky noses out of it your busy-body, gossiping cunts.
Privacy is non-existent in this day and age. Everything posted on social media is under observation from the old bill and some greasy old git from a council flat in Stoke could easily be downloading your girl’s photos for his sexual satisfaction; cock-in-hand in the process. What is infuriating is the fact that your private messages to the bird you are seeing or to your missus aren’t very private at all. A lot of the time at least three of her mates will see the convo between the pair of you and they will sit there laughing about what a soppy cunt you are. Nosey cunts. Even phone calls aren’t safe. A gang of her little bitch pals could be sat in the background laughing at you while you’re none the wiser to being on loudspeaker.
Women also become paranoid when you are friends with another woman. Yes, I do have friends of the opposite sex. No, I’m not shagging them; I’ve known them for fucking years and if I wanted to shag them something would have happened a long time ago wouldn’t it? Grow the fuck up and welcome to the real world. Actually, fuck it. This shit is over, pack your things and fuck off. And don’t slam the door on the way out! Cunts.
Nominated by,Jayniño
I feel for any young lad just starting out wanting to do what we were genetically programmed to do, go sniff out some willing muff. With the goalposts constantly moved over what is acceptable by MeToo cunts and joyless femenazis who clearly aren’t getting any why the fuck would you?
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I wont go near another cunt having been stung by two of the most horrible conniving cunts a man could possibly meet.
Next time I am just going to walk through town on a warm sunny day and find the fattest, ugliest, smelliest piece of cunt I can and just buy her a house. It cuts out all the bollocks in between. Doesn’t matter if its Angelina Jolie or Diannasaurus Abboppotomus – they all skin you within an inch of your life and fleece you for everything you ever had. That doesn’t mean to say I may try the turd burgling chutney locker snaffling set but I wont even take a bird out twice now for fear of losing the few grand I have stashed. Relationships are cuntish, from family to women – of course that is apart from the 3 who were girded from my loins and I love them more than life itself.
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One of these *ladies* might fit the bill:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/index.html
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Here’s a better one of the pissed *ladies*:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5794841/Epsom-Ladies-Day-gets-under.html
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I feel very sorrry for young lads now. Back in the 70’s it was so much easier to keep the lid on a shag you had with some dirty bitch or a bit on the side. Now they want to broadcast every illicit activity that happens. I’m glad I’m past it now.
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I feel slightly offended at the title as it insinuates that it takes two cunts to tango, when the body of the text clearly implicates one side of the equation by a large margin (and justifiably so). Even Satan himself doesn’t stand a snowballs chance in hell against the ego of a modern westernized woman.
Shit is stacked a mile high against any young man today looking to date and start a family. No worries though, the peacefuls will pick up the slack in birth rates.
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Hugely impressive and important cunting Jaynino. Too washed out to add anything further right now.
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Any cunt that has a faecesbook or Twatter and puts posts upon it about their relationships, best friend, holidays, what they had for dinner or last took a shit is in my book a grade A cunt.
Being a unsociable cunt by nature, the idea is anathema to me anyhow, I just don’t get this constant look at me shit approach taken by the cunts 24/7 or get where they get the time to be constantly updating (actually I do know, it’s mainly when they are driving, walking, at work or when they should be concentrating on some other shit)
I count my true friends on the fingers of one hand, I don’t need to post shit to keep in touch with them, I call them or meet up for a drink or some other shared pastime or activity. I don’t then need to tell the fuckin world on Faecesbook.
Oh happy days.
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Females nowadays are mostly self centred fuckers. Social media and apparent celebs like Kim fat arse Kardashian and others of her air headed ilk.
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Damn right. Modern relationshits are appalling. At least when I get divorced (fucking soon judging by the way things are going!), I’ll never make the mistake that seemingly everyone seems to: getting into another relationshit. That’ll be it; I’ll simply avoid women as much as possible. That’s what young lads should do, go their own way. Bollocks to these tedious, narcissistic modern bitches. Not quite a MGTOW yet, but getting there. I anticipate getting a thorough Lubbocking from the family court though!
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Maybe you’ll go down the Jilly Cooper route Thomas…
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5793279/Fear-women-driving-men-turn-gay-affairs-claims-Jilly-Cooper.html
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I’d rather be bent than be forced at gunpoint to plough Jilly’s furrow! I have a gay mate and he’s always happy as a clam ‘cos he doesn’t have to endure wimminz. In fact, alot of benders don’t like wimminz at all, not just sexually. Of course, he can’t avoid wimminz altogether. On the odd occasion we go into a bent pub, all the clunge cannibals are there, looking like Bernard Manning. They also seem sad and miserable, doubtless because of their appearance, whereas the cock gobblers are on cloud nine.
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Wouldn’t suggest for a second you should “plough Jilly’s furrow!” Seems her thesis holds water though, and you’re living proof… or should that be poof?
Enjoy yourself Thomasina, it’s later than you think.
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Well said Mr cunt Engine, if I was back on my own ( which is likely ) the only time I would want to be intimate with a woman is when I pay a Brass , you get exactly what you want and it works out cheaper in the long run. As Jim Davidson once said , If we didn’t want to fuck them we wouldn’t want to speak to them. By what I’ve observed most of the young birds these days are selfish, controlling , shallow cunts.
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Fingers crossed, the current Mrs Maskinback is a good egg. It does help that she is very intelligent (a local GP) and is Conservative (with a Capital C) in her outlook.
The former Mrs Maskinback – 2004 was completely fucking hatstand. The mutant that I saw after her (the sex made one) was a whole quantum leap ga ga.
It is a fucking lottery out there. A number of the women I work with are nucking futs too. One is married with two young kids, but it is quite obvious she is carrying on with one of our road team. She dresses normally when he isn’t in, but when he comes in to the office to complete his paperwork, she dresses like a fucking streetwalker – leather skirt, bare shoulder top, tottering around in high heels. If I were the Director I would sent her home to change. Silly fucking tart.
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My missus always said we should be open and up front with each other. She said we should have three, free passes on fantasy fucks should the opportunity arise, however unlikely.
She has her three, some singer and two famous American actors.
But now I’ve only got one, not because I’ve fucked the other two, but because some are out of bounds, and that apparently includes both her mum, and her sister….
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Fuck you nailed it, Jay! I’m not saying all women are cunts but I am saying; Women can be cunts.
Now, I’m pretty introspective myself so as not to be a complete cunt so I asked my husband yesterday: “Do you deliberately leave the room when I am talking”?
His reply: “Yes. When I’ve heard it before”.
So I woke him and my four sons this morning asking them if they’d shit the bed yet?
I got roundly abused between 6am and 8am by three out of the four XY’s and the fourth XY had actually shit the bed. I was doing laundry from 3am. Reminds me of the Billy Connelly quip:
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
Why the fuck do our hormones take us here?
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Have recently had this recurring dream of a situation I found myself in nearly 30 years ago.
A tall busty blonde who worked in our office asked me out for drinks after work one evening, to which I accepted. Think I was either engaged or married at the time (which she knew) however thought it would be fun and I would never cheat on my girlfriend. Had a nice couple of hours or so.
Couple of weeks later she asked again and I accepted. Another nice evening.
Perhaps a month passed, and she asked again, and would it be ok if her sister (who also worked for the same company but in a different office) joined us. Said ok.
Towards the end of the evening the girl from my office asked if they could both see my cock!!!
As pissed as I was and as much as I wanted to I decided against it as thought it not a good idea for a couple of reasons, working with them but mainly because I had a great honest and decent girl waiting for me at home. Not sure whether having a conscience is a good or a bad thing.
Cannot help thinking what might have been. Two good looking sisters alone with me and my todger.
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“Towards the end of the evening the girl from my office asked if they could both see my cock!!!”
Ha – If you’d acquiesced with that today, you’d probably be looking at life imprisonment for rape!
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Thats Right Ruff Tuff. That would be entrapment these days. Willie Stroker got off very lightly. Someone could have taken a photo and Willie would have been sent to the big house and years on the Sex Offenders Register.
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There but for the grace of God…
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i’d have had my cock out and spitting defiance at the pair of them before she’d got the words out of her mouth.
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Oh Willie. I could never have turned down that golden opportunity . My Cock always wins in those situations. The trouble my old fella has got me into .
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Can’t be arsed with them. 43 now, been shacked up 3 times, always ended in disaster. One ended in my 6 month year old kid being taken 480 miles away.
If I need my bollocks emptied I use a brass two or 3 times a year.
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Several years after I married my current Japanese wife, thought I would search on Google whether other guys with Japanese girlfriends/wives were experiencing the same sort of problems with their relationship as I was.
The main difference is perhaps understandably the culture. One of the guys commented that things with his Japanese girlfriend were great up until the point where she stabbed him!
Remember after many arguments with Mrs Stroker she would say “Well, I expect you want sex now”. Alternatively after a nice day ending with a shag, she would then ask for a divorce.
Really do not understand what goes on in her head for most of the time. An incredibly hard worker, extremely reliable and careful with money. On the other hand extremely illogical, spiteful, controlling and childish.
How we have managed to stay together for the16 years that we have done is a miracle, helps to have one logical grown up in the relationship (that would be me) however to be honest not really sure how much I want to take.
Japanese girls can be incredibly beautiful, feminine, fantastic figured and fun but can also be a bit fucking mental. Don’t think I would bother if given the chance again.
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Great post Willie.
I do however, think the last paragraph is not unique to Japanese girls and (perhaps) should read:
(Fill in the blank) girls can be…etc…
My love was a black woman. Want to compare mental episodes?
😶
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Women are illogical, Stroker. Completely fucking irredeemably illogical. Here’s a heads-up: The cunt that back-rapes you will also stroke you.
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My first wife who died 19 years ago was the kindest, nicest most caring and generous person you could wish to meet.
So fair to say I have very mixed views on the fairer sex.
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You have my sympathies Willie, but my brother-in-law is married to a Japanese woman, and his experience (and mine) could not be more different from yours – she’s practically a geisha girl by comparison! Fuck me she doesn’t half give me the horn.
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I had a chinese girlfriend who was exactly the same as your wife Willie. Great business woman but extremely childish and irrational, No happy ending there.
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Oh that is fucking fantastic Stroker! I think you should have totally teamed them. I would have. But then, It’s the shit you don’t do that leads you to living a longer life.
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Nearly thirty years later I am clearly still subconsciously thinking about it.
If my girlfriend had not been so lovely I may have well have given in to temptation that night.
Who knows what might have happened.
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@Willie
Regardless of your GF’s beauty…you did the right thing and behaved like a (modern) man should behave…with honor.
Character is what you do when no one else is looking.
Hat’s off to you.
🎩
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Seconded there, General.
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Could have been great. Or it might have ended up with you getting fired. Or your gf finding out and cutting your nutsack off whilst you sleep.
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Great cunting Jaynino.
One of the things you brought out is the way young men act…or are taught/conditioned/expected to act in today’s modern relationships. There has been discussion of this in the states for some years now. It was/is commonly referred to as the “wussification” of American boys.
The recognized expert on this subject in the New World is the oft referred to Canadian, Dr. Jordan Peterson. Even libtards grudgingly recognize his expertise/gravitas as this piece from the Los Angeles Times shows.
http://www.latimes.com/opinion/op-ed/la-oe-young-peterson-20180601-story.html?outputType=amp
👫. 🇨🇦
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Its been going on for a while in Sweden now, generally recognised as Europe’s most so-called progressive country or PC state if you will. Genderless schools and a whole programme of social engineering to feminize and emasculate young boys, not teens, pre school so they don’t even get a fucking choice.
Any coincidence they will be coming of age when the peaceful ones will be a majority in Sweden and faced with a generation who don’t know if they are Arthur or Martha?
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Most progressive country and also the 2nd rape capital of the world. With the new Swedes burning cars wholesale every single night and lobbing grenades at police stations. All kept out the media.
Feels a bit like the wheels are coming off now. This is why Robinsons arrest and incarceration was censored until they couldn’t keep censoring it.
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I work with some young men and if i make a sexual reference to some hot bird in the office they are horrified, and they never talk about sex, which makes me wonder what the hell do these young blokes do to release all their sexual tension ? weather your gay or straight young men think about it all day . Were they all bottle fed on Bromide ???
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Ah, bromide… they used to put it in our tea… at least that was the rumour.
These young PC blokes you work with Fenton – what’s the betting they lead a double life? Like Winston Smith in 1984. Probably log straight in to PornHub the moment they get home…
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I’m afraid the EU has come to the rescue of the wussifiers, General. This is what the (LA Times) site gives me:
Unfortunately, our website is currently unavailable in most European countries. We are engaged on the issue and committed to looking at options that support our full range of digital offerings to the EU market. We continue to identify technical compliance solutions that will provide all readers with our award-winning journalism.
This is due to the wonderful EU GDPR regulations, dumped on us lucky Europeans last week. All corporate and institutional menials have had to undergo ‘training’ in all details of this: I got to Page 3 of about 80 before developing Fury At Management Syndrome, so can’t tell you much more, I’m afraid.
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@Komodo
Censorship needs cunting. 😤
In short, the article says Dr. Peterson is on to something and if the feminazis don’t like it they need to put forth a realistic alternative.
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Never understood the appeal. I’m 36 in a couple of months and still never had a girlfriend, although plenty of one night stands and hookers (most of the latter having been when I was in the army).
Both my bro and sis each have a boy and a girl – my sister oddly enough is the more old fashioned, Conservative one but my brother is a 41 year old ex student who still reads the guardian and I’m almost certain votes Labour.
Needless to say if my nephew ever decides to have the op and starts wearing womens clothes, both he and my brother will get a 180° slap.
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Marriage is for people pious enough to go through with that Adam and Eve, til death do us part and let’s bring more children to be victims of this irretrievably shitty world bollocks.
Relationships are for sex, and at the first merest hint of jealousy or possessiveness one should curtail it with absolutely no guilt or conscience required, and move onto another.
A great deal of how the world has come to be so fucked up by this point is on the mass predicated delusion that two people getting together is an inviolable ‘union’ in which you basically enter an internecine contract of ‘owning’ each other.
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I once nearly got married. Fortunately, after agreeing to do this, her guard went down, revealing her as someone compared to whom a box of frogs looked like a rational proposition. It was not too late to scrub the deal, although I was sporadically stalked for years afterwards.
Totting up my few involvements, I came to the conclusion that no vaguely sane woman* has ever been attracted to me, and that attempting a Relationship was a bad job, best given up. Mrs. Palm and a lively imagination are my continuing solaces: Mrs Palm never conducts an in-depth examination of my feelings, mentions her gynaecologist, or imagines the front room needs painting, during her ministrations. And she shuts up afterwards, too.
* ha, ha.
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Have a feeling many of us posting here prefer the company of Mother Fist and her five lovely daughters to shit endured over the years in the name of love (sex).
Although ‘happily’ married, my loyalty to Mother Fist remains unconditional…
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Now we’ve made gays and transgenders and so forth mainstream and deserving of tolerance and sympathy, it’s about time onanists got a break, isn’t it? A Wanker Pride March, even.
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This is very sad. There are wimmin out there with morals and good character but to be honest I find it hard to find them and I’m a gal. I have never really fitted in with the ‘squad’ types and am more of a loner with more in common with niche people with entertaining thoughts who enjoy similar music etc. I can’t stand the ‘he said, she said’ gossiping behind people’s backs and anyone I really get on with feels the same. Men aren’t much better (I hear their prissy arguments outside my windows sometimes), especially the youth who treat their lives like a game of chess. The rise of overinflated egos and arses had led a lot of people to feel they have to compete to get attention when in reality all you need is a couple of people that understand you. I don’t need a million followers on social media, I just need someone to share the little moments with and that’s enough for me, despite being an extrovert that loves the arts. It takes courage to put your trust in someone and when that is broken it is not easily repaired but if you make the best out of every situation and don’t expect perfection, relationships can be pleasant. Not one of us is perfect and women in particular have it rough with hormones often. By the age of settling down and getting married you’re already old dogs that don’t want to learn new tricks. Best you can do is to enhance the brilliant and support each other when it gets tough. If your partner does something that gets your goat remember you probably do something that annoys them too. Much as I enjoyed your cunting of relationships, I wish you all well in finding happiness with another, even if they are a complete tosspot.
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