Royal Mail – Robbing Cunts.

I’m sure this is not a rare instance with a lot of people, but over the last 3 years I have mailed Christmas and Birthday cards with money inside, only to find that the recipients either haven’t received the cards, or that the cards have been jimmied open, money removed and resealed again.

This has happened on 7 occasions now, the most recent was 3 days ago when £10 in a birthday card was pinched. (And this was in spite of putting the familiar looking card shape into a larger brown A4 envelope in an attempt to fool the cunts at the Royal Mail. But to no avail)

I would guess some cunts who work at the RM sorting offices, or perhaps posties themselves, must carry some kind of x-ray device that can detect currency notes inside birthday cards.

I’m also pretty sure this con has been going on for donkey’s years and yet there doesn’t seem much you can do about it other than to register a complaint to some self-important complacent cunt in a fancy Royal Mail office. A complaint of which will inevitably will be ignored and shredded.

RM really are cunts in other ways. Fewer people are using their services. But what do they do to attract more custom? Yes, increase the price of stamps (the last increase was back in April with 10p added to a first class stamp to 95p)

And years ago they introduced the complicated algorithm of charges based not only on weight, but also the dimensions of the letter or package.

The latest CEO is some four-eyed cunt called Simon Thompson, on a salary of around £550,000, with a pension of 13.6% linked to his base salary. And then of course there’s the generous performance bonuses!

Seems to me that the only decisions cunts like him make include:-
Increasing prices
Cutting staff
Moan to the government about too much competition from cheaper alternatives.
Receive pay rises/bonuses for shite performance
Moan to the media about “difficult conditions”, “hard decisions”, “To attract the best you have to pay the best!”

Of course these same board directors know all about cash in envelopes – especially brown A4 envelopes stuffed full of twenties and fifties (allegedly).

I bet no one at the local sorting office has the balls to raid any of those!

Second Class Service
First Class Cunts.

Nominated by: Technocunt

‘Complaints against black and Asian lawyers under review by watchdog’

It seems that a disproportional number complaints about lawyers (cunts) are against black and Asians. This is of course being investigated. Without any bias, because it is obviously racist, innit.

”Although previous probes into the issue have found no evidence of discrimination, the SRA admitted that it still does not fully understand the “societal and sociological factors” driving the figures which is why it has asked researchers to step in”

Yes, they didnt get the answer they wanted so will research until they can get the ‘right answer’.
Here’s a thought.
Perhaps these fuckers are institutionally incompetent and corrupt? I doubt that any further research will clarify this.

MSN Link.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

If you wondered if the world has gone completely mental here’s positive proof that it fucking has.

The aforementioned Adams is a dirty trannie who “works” in a YMCA swimming pool in Washington. A regular customer, an 80 year old woman objected to the presence of this piece of filth in the female changing room. He was wearing a female swimming costume and watching little girls getting undressed.

The reaction of the YMCA?….,,,they banned the old Doris!!

The world turned upside down!

NY Post Link.
Daily Fail Link.
(Links provided by Dickie Dribbler)

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

Emergency cunting for the poster boy of British boxing – Anthony Joshua.

This overhyped, overprotected, dim-witted cunt tonight, attempted to regain the World Heavyweight Championship in a rematch against Ukrainian Oleksandr Usyk, and came up short. Again.

Instead of accepting his defeat (the cunts 3rd in 5 fights I might add) he decides to grab the championship belts and throw them out of the ring before grabbing the microphone and telling the crowd all about his journey from drug dealer to boxer.

You Tube Link

You Tube Link 2

Cringe levels raised right up to eleven.

The media friendly mask has slipped yet further from this imposters face.
A mask which initially slipped back in 2020 with the ill judged BLM speech which was an absolute disgrace considering the horrible racist white people he was criticising, have helped make him a multi millionaire.

Anthony Joshua – you are a thick cunt, a very sore loser and a career on Minor Celebrity or Strictly Come Dancing awaits.

Fuck off.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Herman Jelmet

And a very late entry from Duke of Cuntshire

Anthony Joshua.

Yet again this second rate boxer is throwing his toys out of the pram.

Mirror News Link

Instead of acknowledging Usyk was the better boxer, the sore loser throws Usyk’s hard fought for belts around, grabs the mic, and treats everyone to a fouled mouthed rant about how he’s been hard done to.

People are leaping to the cunt’s defence already for some unfathomable reason. It’s not his fault, yeah, just like it wasn’t his fault in another microphone incident where he tried to incite black people not to buy goods from white people.

I don’t think the wanker should give up boxing though, it’s great watching all of his opponents smash his face in.

Fuck off Joshua, you cunt.

Like to introduce you to the Mega Cunt that is Ryan Giggs.

It has been fairly common knowledge for may 15 20 years that the talented Manchester United winger thought nothing of fucking is brothers Mrs.

lolfootball News Link

Love the headline. Try saying it in a Welsh accent for effects.

Yet again stories coming from his past girlfriend do not paint him in a good light. Allegedly he abused her mentally and physically including throwing her out of their hotel room without a stitch on

He is being accused of controlling behaviour over a period of time.

Sun News Link

Also gorgeous Garry Neville appears to allegedly be tainted with a lick of paint from the same brush.

Whatever the outcome of the court case the Giggs is a Cunt a very wealthy stupid working class dick of a Cunt. I’ll save gorgeous Garry for another time.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

And here’s a random musing from Miles Plastic 

Giggsy’s Poetry

‘My darling Kate,
‘Unequivocally our love was fate.

I fell in love with you at first sight. I remember cos I was as high as a kite.

‘Those beautiful eyes made me shiver.

‘I’m not going to lie I think of you I dream of you.
Can’t help thinking pulling you was my greatest ever coup.

‘That stomach, those abs, those pictures you send so I can keep tabs.

‘You make me feel funny down there. Especially when you’re there and you look up and stare.

‘I am beginning to think you are always right. That’s ok it will keep us tight.

‘I’m gonna end by saying you are my love, my friend, my soul.

‘And most of all you believe in me which makes me as hard as a totem pole.’