Local Councils Talking Rubbish

This is a pet cunting of mine, as stories around my ‘manor’ like this have been bandied about over the past couple of years….and I don’t fucking agree with it.

Kent On Line News Link

Basically if you buy something and then throw the packaging and/or product on the deck in a public place, they are now suggesting it’s not ‘your’ fault, but the fault of the shop you bought it from, so they are going to look at fining the shop keeper!

How fucking skewed is that thought process?

I should imagine they are suggesting this because the police/councils either can’t be arsed or don’t have the resources to give the chavvy little cunts who drop litter a clip round the ear and tell them to pick it up and put it in a bin. Now, it would seem, these entitled cunting litterers are going to feel even less responsible for their actions, as it will be someone else’s fault apparently.

What has this fucking world come to? Next time I have 6 Pints with a curry and I’m pissed up walking home at three in the morning and I have a piss in a shop doorway, then lay down a pavement pizza……apparently it will now be the brewery and the curry houses fault and they should receive a fine….fuck all to do with me!

I mean….I’m lost for words.

CUNTS.

Nominated by: Chuff Chugger

Inconsiderate Parking (2)

Time for a U235 encased, Plutonium cored, Deuterium doped thermonuclear H-cunting for the bastards who park in the middle of the TWO spaces between our house and my neighbours leaving no room for anyone else.

I could understand it if they drove a stretch-limo, a coach with a team of horses, an aticufuckinglated lorry, or indeed a thermonulear missile transporter; but NO, it’s usually a sodding small hatchback the size of a walnut, that takes just enough space so as to leave nothing suitable for any other cunt to park at the front or rear without blocking the driveway.

I can olny assume that these cunts drive with the aid of a white stick, or with their guide dog at the wheel, or that they are pig-ignorant, sefl-entitled shitbags so-full of themselves and FUCK YOU to everybody else, that they it never crosses what passes for their minds, that they are being cunts.

If I had the unlimited dosh, I’d have the thing left in the same space, but turned over on its roof, wheels in the air. Sadly being a semi-broke retired grumpy fucker, I am reduced to overlapping my driveway, and parking my car within an inch of their front bumper, putting a “Park in ONE Space” notice on their windscreen, together with a SpecSavers leaflet.

Rant over… Going for a lie down in a darkened room….

Nominated by: Sheikh Anvakh

Tom Daley [3]


Mincer, knitter, shitlifter, ‘husband’, and god help us, father.

He has a TV programme out called ‘ Illegal to Be Me’. It is about some of the 56 Commonwealth states where turd burgling is illegal. Sometimes lethally so.

He is generally accepted in his home country. The need to poke his fucking nose into other countries and cultures is probably more about me me me than any philanthropic motive.

However, what really infuriated me about the cunt is this quote by the esteemed uphill gardener:-

‘Laws against homosexuality date back to colonial times and make me ashamed to be British’

So, were it not for us wicked colonisers Pakistan, the African countries and the West Indies would be one long orgy of Pride marching and cottaging.

I feel his shame. Perhaps he should go and crusade in Pakistan.

MSN Link.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Also making a splash is: Cassandra

What kind of juvenile idiotic cretin suggests (nay, even demands) this –

NBC News Link.

Host nations of Commonwealth Games should ban countries that legislate against homosexuality! What a pathetically, uninformed useless little fucktwat he is.

My immediate thought was that in 1998 the Games were hosted in Malaysia. What if they had said that England and any other similar country was being banned from entering because they have legislation against polygamy?

The same question would go for a number of other Commonwealth countries that allow various kinds of polygamy.

Stupid little twat. I suggest he stays home knitting some willy-warmers for his fucking husband and leaves the formulation of such rules to people that are a little more informed.

And joining in with a pike, tuck and inward twist is Cunty McCunt:

Yet another cunting for the BBC, this time joined at the hip by Tom Daley – Britain’s Olympic arsehole gold medallist.

The Telegraph report that new BBC documentary ‘Tom Daley: Illegal To Be Me’ explains that homophobic laws are in place across the Commonwealth because of British colonialism, conveniently ignoring the fact that many Commonwealth countries had strict anti-gay laws before the days of Empire.

Torygraph Link. (behind a firewall, unfortunately)

Also, there are loads of countries outside the Commonwealth that ban homosexuality. I wonder if Linecunt and his BBC cronies will boycott the Qatar World Cup because of their deeply-held progressive values? Nah, thought not.

Anyway, I assumed that the whole idea of independence is that the countries are, erm, independent and are able to make their own laws without interference from the mother country, or am I missing the point? It’s a bit rich these lefty toe-rags carping when independent Commonwealth countries choose not to mirror our laws (or at least those that they agree with). It’s almost like they want to enforce British ‘values’ on countries they view as morally inferior…

The story contains numerous threads of why I despise our national broadcaster and why I’d never pay for or watch the fucker again as long I have air in my lungs.

They’re happy to tax the population to watch any live TV, then tell us how evil the country and its history is. Fuck off, BBC, you hateful anti-British skidmarks.

The quicker these abject cunts are closed down, the fucking better. Either that, or indict them all for High Treason.

Dame Sharon White


Dame Sharon White (ironic)

She is the Chairwoman (shouldn’t that be Chairperson??) of the John Lewis Partnership.

She is complaining that quite a few of her staff over the age of 50, have decided since covid not to return to work and effectively take an early retirement. Good on ’em I say- no probs there. However she is now stating that because of this, they are fuelling inflation due to the fact she has to recruit new, younger staff to replace them…..at more money.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-62471260

She also stated in an article dated 16th June 2021- also on the BBC. That her younger staff don’t have the skills that the older staff have.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-57499286

Now, what I read across both these stories is the following:

She has been fucking happy to underpay those older staff who she acknowledges are worth more to her business than the younger ones, but is now fucked off, because now they are leaving, she has got to pay MORE to replace them with lesser skilled younger staff. Basically…she has been mugging off the oldies, because they are the least likely to up sticks and move on.

For that reason alone….she deserves a major cunting.

Nominated by: Chuff Chugger

The Two faces of Jeremy Vine [9]


Cunters for your consideration,

Jeremy Vine comes out as a complete and utter cunt. This overpaid talent free waste of space and stealer of Oxygen that all of us need has tried on a menopause vest.

Right you are Jeremy now go to the roof of Broadcasting house and jump off while you are up there.

Give all the cunters a fucking good laugh, whilst you are at it.

Daily Fail Link.

A short cunting, but we allowed it on the basis he really is a massive cunt and deserves another slagging. Fill yer boots – NA.

Nominated by: CuntyMort


And here’s another one from CuntyMort

Daily Mail News Link

Oh my, it looks like this broadcasting bell end cannot wind his fucking neck in about himself. Dozy bastard crosses a zebra crossing with a man with kid(s) in tow crossing at the same time. Fucking hell Jeremy, only 24 hours before you were going off on one because a moped rider did the same thing.

Are you going to hand the footage into plod so you can be done for being a road traffic act abusing idiot. Or will Auntie BeeB get some heavy lawyers to fight your case? Jeremy the use of the road is NOT a right it is a privelege. Joe Public has to follow them, why can’t you?