Local Councillors

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My local cuntcillors are 5 star, class one, Oscar winning cunts of the highest order if cuntdom.

I live in Partington, which is in Trafford, Manchester. It is a small place, unfortunately isolated from civilisation, that is expanding rapidly due to several, gigantic housing developments.

We have one road in and one road out.
We have an old railway line closed by that egregious avaricious twat beeching. If it was reopened, not only would it make a killing, but open up lots of opportunities for work, rest and play. Isolation for those without cars would be no more.

Oh but this is common sense. Why would this ever happen??!!

Instead our councillors like to focus on glad handing, bottom feeding, generating their own electorate, selective issues, etc.

One example of bullshittery was in recent times, a refurbishment of an old cobbled historic road. Granted there is history there on this unused piece of cobbles that is only several hundred yards long, but it doesn’t help improve road access, or build more primary schools, or undo decades of neglect, etc. You get the picture.

I also discovered that we will never have an Aldi built in our area, as Aldi themselves told me, that, allegedly, and I quote, Aldi is not a good fit for our area.

Fiddle dee dee, I forgot we can all afford to go shopping at Waitrose, M&S, Ocado, Sainsbury’s, etc.

Councillors….I wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire. And don’t get me started on the ignorant locals who befriend them and do things like administrate the local community website. A website where if you don’t think and say as they do, you get banned, and stalked

Those people are traitorous vermin.

Ahhh gone off on a tangent now…

Nominated by: Andy

61 thoughts on “Local Councillors”

  1. I have never understood why local councils are affiliated with a particular political party.

    You get Labour Councils and Conservative Councils.

    What’s the fucking point?

    If a job needs doing then get it done, who gives a fuck if you wear a blue or red rosette?

    You can’t make politics out of filling pot holes in the road or emptying dustbins.

    And what is it about council planning officers?

    People always talk about “getting their plans approved”.
    It’s a fucking challenge.
    It never is straightforward and plans are rarely approved first time.
    That would be too easy.

    All councils seem to have absolutely no interest in helping their communities.
    They just make things as awkward and expensive as possible.

    Besides the families and friends of these councilors, does anyone actually turn up to vote for these cunts?

    • You are quite right, AC. Once elected, good people who start off wanting to help their communities mostly end up as party political voting fodder. The council officers treat most elected councillors like performing seals. Useful idiots, they are there just to implement officer’s own cuntish Common Purpose plans. Given that the majority of electors are cunts too, it is a perfect system.

      Good morning, everyone.

    • Planning officers are always tedious, leftie, grey little wankers in anoraks who look like they live with their mothers and spend their nights scouring the dark web for unmentionable things.

      Mostly bullied at school I think they have found their vocation in the power trip they get for denying plans. There way if getting back at the world.

      You think they’re bad now, just wait until the bet zero EPC rules kick in.

      • Already there. Just google EPC certificates on government website. Isulate Britain is getting banged up for fuck all, the shares have already been dumped in these companies by politicians and organisations run by corrupt cunts.

  2. I’ll happily second that nom. I used to work in local Govt for a sleepy town in West Dorset. The councilors were without doubt some of the biggest, puffed chest cunts I’ve ever come across. They voted to have desktop PC’s installed in their homes at the cost of tax payers, then moaned because they were all expected to answer emails from home. They then decided that BlackBerry was the way forward so again voted for them. Never did a fucking thing for their constituents unless there was something in it for them. Stella Jones, if you’re reading this just know that everyone in your town thinks you and your husband are self serving cunts!

  3. I now longer participate in the “vote a crim in” fiasco.
    All shitstains, egotistical twats and wankers.

    Ever seen a council tax go down? Nah. Me neither

  4. Anyone who expresses an interest in being a politician, be it a local cunt or a national cunt should be thrown in a pit of starving dogs.

      • I’ve had dealings with local councillors whilst working for the local authorities and they are all cunts, whatever stripe they wear. Busy body know betters neck deep in the trough.

  5. My wife had a good friend who got herself a job with the local council.

    Within just a few short weeks she had become totally indoctrinated.

    She was anti-rasism, anti-sexism, anti-agism and just about anti-everyfuckingthingism.

    A right pain in the arse who would butt in on any conversation, even the ones that she was not involved in, with her favourite phrase “You can’t say that!”, when anyone used a word or statement that she found offensive.

    She only tried that once with Mrs Cunter, who told her to fuck off because she can say what the fuck she wanted.

    We haven’t seen her since, she has probably become a vegan.

    • That phrase, “You can’t say that!”, WTF?! Unless you are advocating violence or threatening someone of course you can fucking say that! Once when a senior copper was checking that I was authorised to enter the custody suite, I said in jest; “Don’t worry, I’m not a mooselimb.” He replied; “Ooh, you can’t say that!” It was apparent from his tone and body language that he appreciated the joke.

      • Some gormless leftie bint said “You can’t say that” to me yesterday.

        I felt I had no option other than to say, “Well I just fucking did, so go fuck yourself”.

        I nearly added “you fat, ugly cunt” and upon reflection, wish I had.

  6. Have had a peek at Trafford council pages. Almost 2:1Labour majority. It won’t be long therefore before you get your Aldi, Lidl, foodbanks etc. I’m sure the council has well advanced plans to import dinghy rats in exchange for “soshul” media upticks from the leftie handwringing dogooders & for bigger expense budgets to account for the extra workload these imports will bring. Aldi etc will come running soon enough.
    I can’t be @rsed checking but if your council is anything like mine then it’s highly likely nearly all councillors will be on max expenses. Funny how so few councillors aren’t.
    I did notice they are also appear to be like mine in hiding stuff on their website and expecting you to go to the trouble of rummaging around trying to find out what they’re up to whilst all the while monitoring you with cookies (presumably so that if you’re detected finding something they want kept hidden they can take steps to move it elsewhere). You never get notice through the letter box of their intentions just useless electioneering cr@p usually with a picture of some demented gravy train wannabee pointing and posing near a patch of wasteland claiming credit for the thousands of pounds of your council tax they’ve spent on having all traces of Jipp-os removed without seeking to claim costs back from the filthy scroungers.
    Had to smile when I saw the bit about the online “pop-up” cycle lane consultation not being a refefendum. In other words, f*ck you, even if all views are against them we, the council say you plebs will have them regardless. B@lls to any objections you may have. Typical of a council where they know they’re guaranteed to be in power because voters are too dumb to vote them out.

  7. I have some empathy for you Andy having grown up across the canal opposite Partington.
    Is the King Billy still trading?

    • Hi Infidel.

      The King Billy stopped trading a long time ago.
      It stood boarded up and empty for a while.
      Nobody could do anything with the building and the car park, as they were classed as listed.
      It used to be, if I am not mistaken, a stop for coaches and horses.
      Anyway, it just happened to catch fire.
      Quelle surprise!
      Then it had to be pulled down as it was unsafe.
      Quelle surprise again.
      Not long after that it became a block of flats.
      Quelle surprise hat trick!
      Now called King William Court/New William Close.
      Not long after that

      • Blimey, pubs were scarce enough as it was.
        Bit of trivial info. I was a few yards from the canal when it blew up 70/71 ish.
        No offence but I couldn’t live in those parts again, medieval where I was.

      • I was born in 75, and didn’t live in the area then.
        We moved here in the 80’s, moved away mid 80’s, came back late 89’s, then I left mid nineties.
        I only came back because my love lives here.
        Settled with her and built a family.
        No other reason for me to live in the hind end of the galaxy.

        But the canal fire is well documented.
        It is something that is never forgotten about.

        When they shut the steel works down, that was the death knell for your side of the water.
        Cadishead and Irlam went downhill through no fault of its own.
        No thought for retraining all the workers or thought for their future.
        In essence, thrown to the wolves.

        You are right about it being medieval though.
        On both sides of the canal.

        On the side where Bob’s Ferry used to be, they are building all along the banks.
        Think they are calling it Millbank Rise.
        They are also building on the old gas tower site calling it Heath Farm.
        Then of course Shell is being pulled down and a new town being built called the original name of New Carrington.
        But no extra roads, public transport, shops, schools, doctors, or reinstatement of the railway line.

        You can’t get a docs appointment, and the nearest school places available are Warrington or Salford.

        You got out while you could!!

      • The greyhound has gone as well.
        Currently being built on.
        What are they building, I hear you cry?
        Shops?
        Public services?
        O no, that would be common sense.
        They are building private flats.

        Also, on the site of the old doctors and library on Central Road.
        They have built private houses.

        They certainly know how to make good use of land in our area.
        Note my sarcasm.

  8. My local council has,of course,always been rammed full of cunts.
    Useless self aggrandising cunts.

    Notably in the last couple of decades it’s been fully infiltrated by Peaceful Carpet Cunts and is now no more than magnet for refugees trash and political indoctrination.

    It all needs replacing by people who would rather walk in front of a bus than have any sort of political aspirations.
    What a shitty mess (again).

  9. I am way too honest for any level of politics and there is no way to enter that shit show without getting plenty on you.
    No thank you.

  10. Councils are selected by demographics, centres Labour (usually P*ki) outskirts and rural Conservative (usually white) 😂

  11. Definitely take the political element out of local council … also make it so that you can not make a career (pure civic responsibility) out of it no more than five years then fuck off and get a decent proper job … and no coming back … ever.
    My current pet hate about local council is the planning department … complete lack of appropriate talent in that crowd.
    Also the cunts that are looking to inject money … our money … into the ‘high street’. It’s dead for fucks sake … get over it … start the thought process to re purpose these areas.
    They are assets (poor assets) to be sweated by the area’s gen pop to improve things not to create shit that serves to inflate their egos and inflated salary expectations. Cunts … all of ’em!

    • I agree on every point you make Swag. The High Street in particular is well past it’s sell by date. This whole attitude of; “We must save the High Street!”, well, just why? It’s some sort of master race mentality. Mary Portas failed and I doubt any local councillor knows nearly as much about it as she does.

      • Mary Portas failed because she clearly knows fuck all about it either. Living in the suburbs I much prefer our local high street and, since I stopped donating blood earlier this year (something I will probably cunt at some stage), I don’t bother with the city centre anymore. If they turned the whole of the centre into a car park I wouldn’t care, or even notice.

  12. One of my old schoolteachers was a labour councillor for the part of Norwich where we used to live. He and his acolytes used to hang around the local co op wearing student-style long black coats and pontificating the joys of socialism to any mug that would listen. He was a gobby, puffed up, self important cunt back in the 70s and I took great delight in telling his followers that he still was one whenever they came around canvassing at local election time.
    Looking back I think he was responsible for the “esteem” in which I hold authority figures to this day.
    The cunt…

  13. We have similar cunts in our local constituency. Lib Cuntards I call them (fucking useless party, don’t know if they are left or right, gay or straight – probably fuck whatever is going if it gave them some power as we found out with David Camercunt).

    These pricks steam ahead with their own agendas in our local area, despite fierce opposition publicly with stupid hair brained ideas and initiatives whose purpose is for one thing – to bring in more revenue for the council, but they dress it up as ‘progress’ and cite that the people have spoken; that they have listened during ‘walk in’ sessions and acted upon the will of their constituents.

    Well they have you bunch of cunts and you ain’t listening. Both councillors in question aren’t even originally from the UK – fuck off back to where you came from as you have no fucking idea. They also have very punch-able faces, you know the type I mean, one look at them and you know they’re cunts.

    I am privately smiling though as these two toss wipes have lost a lot of confidence in the local community and I am hoping the next local elections will send this vermin returned to the bottom of the slop barrel.

  14. The electorate of Sheffield where I live would vote for the rotting corpse of Pol Pot if he wore a red rosette. I can tell you one thing they’re good at though, spending tax payers money on self indulgent shit, vanity projects, white elephants, new road layouts designed by a resus monkey, being the ‘city of sanctuary’ (fuck off) and banning Chubby Brown. Utter contemptible twats who are about as much use as a hat rack to a reindeer.

  15. “Aldi is not a good fit for our area.”

    That’s just code for Aldi haven’t turned up in my doorstep with the appropriately sized brown envelope yet.

    • You wait until they try to kill the competition and they try to raise prices. Remember, all these profits go offshore after our low rate taxes are paid in comparison to the EU. Land of Milk and Honey. The EU is such an unaccountable oligarchy and plutocracy.

  16. Just had a Tory newsletter stuffed through our letterbox. The main story was some cunt boasting that there will be unlimited money coming our way to improve the town centres. Fucking jam tomorrow promises when we all know there is the mother of all recessions, complete with raging inflation, fuel shortages and power cuts, mass unemployment, credit squeeze, internet crashes, unfettered illegal immigration, and random police violence, is ready and waiting for the new year chimes. Welcome to Cuntworld UK, 2022 style.

    • Hi moggie.

      Aldi themselves told me, that they wanted to build in our area.
      However, a cuntcillor refused them and stated that Aldi is not a good fit for our area.
      These are the same cuntcillors who have tried to get an M&S food shop built. (These are no ordinary cuntcillors, they are M&S cuntcillors!)
      If you knew our majority demographic, you would see that such a shop would be out of business within 6 months.

  18. Labour? Bankrupt you while preaching socialism.
    Tory? Bankrupt you while abusing capitalism.
    Lib/Dem? Bankrupt you without ever realising that they are a “politician” – too busy feeding turnips to cats, bumming anything that moves and twirling their brollies for world squirrel peace 🤪
    I have worked in HMG finance – Councillors, with any colour rosette, are unmitigated cunts and share every slimy, devious, money grabbing, lazy, incompetent, arrogant trait of their more powerful political siblings.
    Political power should never be given to those who devote their existence to wanting it.

  19. I know a lib dem councillor who lives in a fucking sty of a house; dog hairs everywhere and never washes up and lives on take awas. Literally can’t get her own house in order yet wants to run the city.

    Lazy cunt.

    • If you can’t blame the Jews, you can always blame the Freemasons. How about actually contribute to society. I don’t slag off any section of society apart from Pakis and Muslims.

  21. Excellent cunting 👍

    Our local council, well entrenched Tory’s, continued to make mealy-mouthed promises, despite warning if a mutiny.

    Happy to report that every single one of the trough-gobbling motherfuckers lost their “Golden Ticket” at the last local election. Replaced with cunts from the “Local Residents”.
    🤔

  22. We had our wheelie bin nicked, several years ago.
    When I reported it missing to the local environmental department, the stupid wimminz on the phone:

    “As we are trying to be more environmentally conscious, we will replace it with a smaller bin!l”

    Me: “that’s no good to us-you only collect fortnightly and we end up stamping the bin bags down, as it is.”

    “Well, you know you can always go to the recycling centre, with any excess.”

    Me: “ Why on earth would I want to do that-I’m an incredibly busy person. Plus additional journeys to the tip, would be bad for the environment!”

    “Well, we all need to do our bit”

    Me: “Ok, I look forward to my revised council tax bill, shall we say 50% reduction? Plus any waste that I cannot for in the bin, I will leave on the council offices doorstep.”

    “Oh!”

    Me: “Finally, can I remind you, you are public servants paid from the public purse-as I will be telling your Chief Executive in the e-mail I am about to write!”

    A new bin delivered, within 1 hour😉

    £4K plus a year, for this cuntfoolery👎

  24. It’s even worse having a mayor. All the cities who have an elected Mayor like Bristol, London and Manchester are all labour cunts approving everything and generally taking the piss out of taxpayers. Completely undemocratic and in it for their own means. What’s the point in Councillors when these cunts can just overule everyone and fuck off to the lords of London and start building on Greenbelt with the cronies. Our mayor has been China multiple times we are even a dual city with the cunts. Very labour.

  25. Watch that interview tonight with Donald and Farage says everything. It’s not a conspiracy he is actually a friend of the UK and Europe. It has to be one of the best interviews I’ve seen in a long while the only thing I personally disagreed with is the wind turbines. This is the next point of how useless electric cars are. They will be down the scrapper faster than diesel.

    • At least your councillors think about the demographic.
      At least you are sorted for facilities, and even have a bypass to stop the congestion running through the town.

  27. That bypass does fuck all at rush hour try getting in and out at 3 o’clock it’s a nightmare

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