Graham Norton. I’ve always disliked the cunt and now he has been on his flouncing soapbox describing John Cleese as a “man of a certain” age ,who is basically sulking because he can’t go around saying what he likes after doing so for many years. Graham is hardly in the first flush himself at 59 and resembles nothing more than a blind cobblers thumb wrapped in tinsel.

His talent seems to consist of nothing more than simpering and employing gay friendly innuendoes. If he ever gets a decent guest on his shows, he just asks them about smut and things that would amuse a 4 year old. I work with a woman from Bandon, which is where he’s originally from, and she says they all hate the cunt over there. Also as an employee of the ever culturally sensitive and responsible BBC, he should know that it is very bad form to comment on someone’s age. Cunt.

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Nominated by: Mary Hinge

hmm seems like a volunteer security force for the UK is needed. Time to wield big clubs eh?

None of these ‘experts are real scientists’, they are bullshit woke professors of faggot studies. There is no climate change, meteorologists interpret computer models of weather. They base everything off of <200yrs recording, earth is considerably older. It is actually the coldest it’s ever been (for a long while). People like milk and cheese and not faggot food. Fuck off.

Being deficient in vitamins from meat make you fucking retarded and unable to have sensible thoughts. That’s all the science you need.

Humans are omnivores, except these protesters they are just cunts.

Any scientist on a climate change paper is a fake journal, eg journal of scientific climate change (it’s not real, you may as well call it the journal of the occult, this is why they can slap 1000 names of any scientist they like and not remove it). This way you can manufacture falsely whatever you want as fact. Of course there isnt a politician in the world with the brains to work this out and do something or probably even care.

The reality is tofu, and Nutella are fucking up the world and the highest pollutants while these lefty fuckers all fart out methane. If anyone needs to help the plants chop em up and worm food them all.

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Nominated by: getfuckedwokecunts

While browsing the BBC sports pages this evening I noticed this bollocks. Apparently its some kind of prize-giving for sportspeople who are doing their bit for the environment and making us aware of climate change.

To quote the BBC “This award is for professional sportspeople who have advocated for, raised awareness of, or instigated action on environmental and/or climate change issues in the past 12 months.”

I just wonder how many BBC staff will do something similar and not bother flying out to Qatar for the World Cup in November. I have a suspicion though that every BBC man/woman/it/thing and its dog will be boarding planes in First Class and bigging it up in fancy hotels while being rather quiet on their commitments to the planet.

Anyway, back to this award shite. Loads of people and organisations have been nominated but quite frankly this is a political campaign dressed up as some kind of “be kind to the planet” ceremony.

How about a “Reducing violent crime, rape and murders by the local plod” award or a “Highest paid BBC employee award” or “Most honest politician award”? But none of those will see the light of day – too controversial!

Good to see yet more of our licence money wasted on yet more ten-a-penny award ceremonies for the benefit of vacuous sports people and other celebs.

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Nominated by: Technocunt

The name itself just screams……homo!!

The poor cunt never had a chance with a name like that.

Who can forget “The Naked Civil Servant”, a classic performance by John Hurt.

Quentin has been dead for over twenty years but his legend lives on. In those days he was a figure of fun, everybody took the piss out of their mates by calling them Quentin or “Crispy”.

But imagine if the dirty old poof was around today? He’d be so “brave” and “courageous” just for sucking off sailors in Portsmouth docks. The media would make him a hero, politicians would have their tongues right up his well used bumhole.

Poor Quentin…..he didn’t have much of a life and was born far too early. But he was a cunt then and he would be an even bigger cunt now because he would be on the BB fucking C every five minutes, with Professor Rio Ferdinand trying to “educate” us dimmos.

Fuck him.

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

I had the wagon-driver in for a cup of tea this morning after be brought some round bales….as we were talking he sniffed the air and said..”Smells like a good stew” …told him it was,and explained that it had been quietly warming for 3 days and that I just topped the pot up as I took stuff out….chuck in a few lumps of black pudding…another carrot…few tetties… couple of kidneys..jug of gravy if it dries out etc and shove it back in…I can do this for days until I get sick of it and give it to the Hounds.

He seemed amazed that I hadn’t poisoned myself and said that he wouldn’t touch something that had been…”festering for days” was the phrase he used…. but I genuinely can’t see the problem. I’ll scrape the worst of the mould off cheese and eat it…eat stuff that’s totally out of date…. and I’m as healthy as fuck.

People are far too worried about “food poisoning”. It’s not “poisoning” that makes most of them ill…it’s having a weak digestive system that can’t cope with the smallest upset and their own pathetic self-indulgence….”Call an ambulance…that yogurt I just ate is 2 days out of date”

Wankers.

Nominated by: Foxchaser-Fiddler