That cunt Mike Myers is doing another Austin Powers film.
25 years after the last (and shittest) one. And, they were all shit. Terrible Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In and Our Man Flint rip offs. With terrible gags, product placement, and dire characters, like Fat Bastard and that fucking Mini Me cunt. With the same scenarios and ‘comedy’ routines used for all three films.
The fact that Myers is revisiting this dreadful franchise shows what a failure his career has been. With only a saucy Liz Hurley as the only good thing that was ever in it.
The original films have not aged well, And, I dare say this new one will be as shit as the rest of them. I mean. who is going to be the new Powers babe? William Eilish? Do me a fucking favour. It looks like a bloody goldfish.
For a film series that was tiresome, classless and predictable to begin with, I reckon this new one will make it even worse than it already was.
‘Yeah, Baby. Yeah!’
Fuck off
Nominated by Norman.
On becoming a man, let’s say a little earlier, I decided to put away childish things. Its a pity the yanks don’t follow suit. But who cares about those cunts
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“On becoming a man….”
Well, that needs a little explaining, Sammy. 🙂
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It must just be me then, but I think that some stuff in the films are amusing.
Not to the point where I would pay to go and see one, obviously.
Groovy Baby!
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Some of it quite subtle like one of the operatives getting killed by Powers and the rest of the evil team were throwing him a party.
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The only amusement to come out of hamshankland, is their belief in playing sports borrowed from our ladies.
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What is it with the Americans and comedians? They have the golden touch – Mike Myers, Chevy Chase, Adam Sandler, Mathew Perry…The list goes on an on. Who do do we Brits get? Ricky Gervais, Tommy Cooper, Eric Morecambe, Tony Hancock. It’s just not fair
Good morning, everyone,
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This is tongue in cheek I take it, Twenty Thou.
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I would damn well hope so Sammy …
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The only decent films to come out of hamshankland, besides art cinema, are those made by Billy Wilder and he’s an Austrian.
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The new version will star Idris Elba as Austin ‘Black’ Power(s) and Dylan Mulvaney as his buxom piece of totty.
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Like TV bringing back The Little House On The Prairie, and ghastly reboots of game shows like Catchphrase etc, it just proves that “creatives” in the media have brains of shit. That’s what happens when you let every little Chelsea and Tristram go to university, when they leave school at 18 knowing fuck all.
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Well, WC, at least the principle cast of the rebooted ( or should I say “reimagined” LHotP ) is all white
No doubt some of the other characters will prove otherwise.
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Me an missus
Miserable have watched every episode of Little House on the Prairie.
every single one.
Shes a big fan.
i bought her the complete set of books last christmas.
Although i prefef Dads Army and Steptoe & son.
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The classics that have been ‘reimagined’ as shite…
Twilight Zone.
Westworld.
Doctor Who.
The Prisoner.
The Equalizer.
I hear the X Files is next for the reboot treatment. The two original leads are still fully functioning as actors, yet they will get treeswingers to be in this ‘new’ version. The cunt who made that chocolate propaganda superhero cack ‘Black Panther’ is doing it. Doomed from the word go.
Besides, once you’ve had a Thomas the Tank over Agent Scully, nothing else will do.😉
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Yet I still prefer him to that miserable wooden cunt Daniel Craig.
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Why the fuck do you keep watching his films Norm?
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I hate him, Cass.😉😁
I also loathed Wayne’s World.
The hordes of mongs who went about shouting ‘We’re not worthy’ and saying.. ‘,,,Not’ made my teeth itch.
Cunts in the 90s saying shit like ‘I think you are really great…. Not.’
And Myers was to blame for that.
It was part of that whole US slacker grunge rock fans as dorks bollocks.
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I preferred The Marx Brothers and WC Fields. The Ritz Brothers were shit though.
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Keanu Reeves with that Bill and Ted shite as well Norman.
Excellent dude.
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The Marx Brothers are Andy Burnham’s favourites. They have said what he thinks “These are our principles, and if you don’t like them ……… Well,we have others”
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Theyre crackers
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I loved Wayne’s World. I went to see it 6 times at the cinema. Really, no joke. Now why would I do that?
Tia Carrere.
Schwing!
https://imagez.tmz.com/image/25/4by3/2021/07/12/256a992a88e646839645d144e8b31969_md.jpg
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I watched ten minutes of one years ago. It was awful. They’re made for adults who have no humour. Painfully shit.
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For the love of God Myers NO
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The standard of birds dropped for each film too.
1. A prime Liz Hurley. With gusto, without a doubt.
2. Heather Graham. Again, wouldn’t mind. But no Liz.
3. Beyonce. Dear God, no. Uppity, staged ‘sass’, that honking shouty car alarm voice. Forget it.
4? God knows. Taylor Swift capering about in a sprayed on low cut jumpsuit is a thought. But the avaricious mare would want about ten million just for turning up. I dare say it’ll probably be a prize minger like Wee Willie Eilish, or a brain dead bimbo like Sabrina Carpenter or Margo ‘in any old shit’ Robbie.
And, there will be some LGBTQ has been fodder doing the theme tune.
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ive never seen austin powers.
doubt id like it.
Dressed like Jason King doesnt he?
an hes a spy.
thats all i know.
i dont like remakes.
always underwhelmed.
certain films are intrinsically linked to the actors in them.
jaws,
Dirty Harry,
etc
Although sometimes theyre better!
3.10 to yuma- great
True Grit- better second time round.
Although that inspector closeau was a travesty.
they should of dug up peter Sellers and buried Steve Martin for that bucket of shite.
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if he does Kes hell get what a bag filled with shit through the letterbox 🤬
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https://youtu.be/LtTIQ0ySej4?is=agGD0uE4t3ELIThq
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The only annoying thing in Kes was the exterior shots with a soundtrack. Ken should’ve let the natural sounds of the countryside, making it more alive.
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https://youtu.be/NqMNC_RzOsI?is=_4lRpX2p2eztiLlX
My favourite character in any film.
jake.
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OT from the WC…
Tuchel won’t get away with inviting Argentina to pressure for the last 15 minutes. i wonder if the Kraut has the revolver, petrol can and cyanide pills ready?😁
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Filthy Argie rats. We need to invoke the spirit of Mrs Thatcher. She scared the fuckers shitless.
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Is he hiding in a bunker?
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As much as I loath the Argies and the blatant favouritism they’ve been shown during this WC, I want them to crush the fucking life out of woke Whale Tongue, Bellend and the rest of that bunch of cunts.
Andersen was practically humping Haaland in the box. No one says a word. Haaland has enough and shoves the cunt away and the poor weak little girl falls over. Norway score but no, the shove is deemed a foul. Erm…should that have been a foul on Haaland first? Penalty to Norway!
Norway goal kick hits the camera cable and drops conveniently to, yep, Andersen who sets up Gordon who sets up Bellend who scores. Ref didn’t see the cable incident (apparently), despite multiple Norway players/coaches telling him. Since a goal resulted, VAR should have reviewed the sequence of play leading to the goal, but didn’t. How strange and of course FIFA have since said there’s no ball data which indicates a cable hit. How convenient.
The bias at this WC has been off the scale and England have had their fair share of dodgy decisions go their way. The semi will be a battle between who can get the most dodgy decisions go their way. It will be puke inducing, but I hope the Argies stuff England. I’m looking forward to seeing failure written all over Tuchel’s scrawny skeletor face. And Whale Tongue crying.
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Word is, Myers is also one of the biggest cunts in the film world.
On James Corden/Cilla Black/Naomi Campbell levels.
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With mini me dead, a search for a replacement will be difficult.
Those little people don’t grow on tree’s, they actually grow like carrots..
Gary Coleman, dead, all the time bandits must be dead by now..
Maybe that’s why goblin khan has shaved his head, “I was hoping it was aids” . Maybe he has an audition.
The evil little cunt is perfect for the role.
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Time Bandits!
loved that film.
David Rappaport (Randall) was a top midget,
was on Tiswas.
And vermin played by Tiny Roberts (i think?)
The posh Robin Hood played by John Cleese,
“hello, hellooo, how wonderful to meet you all,
absolutely marvelous”
vermin “4ft 6” 😄😄
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Sean Connery read the Time Bandits script. And Terry Gilliam wrote on it ‘Greek King played by someone like Sean Connery, Though we won’t be able to afford him.’
Connery loved that, and he took the role.
And, David Warner as Evil. 53 species of Parrot! Nipples for men! Slugs! He created slugs! They can’t see! they can’t operate machinery! Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?
Great film.
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Isn’t Malcolm Dixon (Strutter) still alive?
Last time I saw him, he was terrorising Max in the Phoenix Club…
‘Who are yer callin’ Tattoo. yer long streak of piss?’
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O/T I see counter terrorism forces are now taking over the Ann Widdicombe murder investigation. Who’d have thought? This fucking country is a fucking cesspit.
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No doubt trying their best to imply it wasn’t a lefty lunatic, but the faaaar right.
It’ll be interesting to see how they’ll convince the dumb arsed public that a far right would want to kill a far right politician.
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I just watched GB News reporting about the case from Downing Street and that bellend Starmer has had of of his minions put up a large England flag in one of the windows.
I reckon he wants England to lose so fans go and cause trouble on the streets. It will be his last chance the brand everyone far-Right and send in his traitor police farce before he is fucked off to the backbenches.
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Oh dear. And, the poor coppers and BBC so badly wanted Anne’s killer to b white and ‘Far Right’. So much so, they virtually broadcast it without any evidence.
In other words, the death and treatment of Henry Nowak has taught them nothing. Fear of appearing racist is now a god in this country. A full blown shithole.
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O/T, maybe the start of something ….🤔
BBC News – Twelve arrested over threat to Islamic event
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgl20x1ggpo
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It’s a pity the fatso’s aren’t so rapid when it’s the other way round.
Maybe it’s just a coincidence.
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What I’m getting fed up with in films is the shagging. Its old hat now and the cliche is the woman on top. Why not show what everyone does naturally, scratching the arse, groin, picking the nose and even showing anyone having a shit and a piss and to finish on, one big rip-snorting fart.
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I saw on BBC Breakfast the other morning that a white man has been chosen to play Chaka Khan in the West End Production of “I’m every Woman’.
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Mike Myers is a Canadian. That said the movies are mildly amusing and Dr Evil was awesome.
Heather Graham was hot too.
Also:
https://youtu.be/AXnAH0Ti19I
But each to their own and all that.
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I wouldn’t mind a couple of Fembots..😂
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The thing was, Myers – as Doctor Evil – nicked and then overused – the same gag.
In Richard Donner’s cut of Superman II. Gene Hackman (Lex Luthor) does a scene where he berates Ned Beatty (Otis). Lex tells Otis not to go ‘Sssh’ every time he (Luthor) says ‘Ssssh’.
Myers did the ‘Sssh’ gag and he did it way too long.
But, for the next Powers film, Myers did the same routine. Only replacing ‘Sssh’ with ‘Zip it’. Again, done to death.
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Most of the funniest comedians in America have been Jewish; Lenny Bruce, a young Woody Alllen, Sid Caesar, Jack Benny, Jerry Lewis, none of that dreadful WASP shit . Here is Mort Sahl on Nixon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FAaGuJZNnA
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Jerry Lewis was one of the biggest and most objectionable cunts there ever was. Lenny Bruce was a great comedian. Woody Allen ust gives me the creeps.
My favourite US comics were Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Don Rickles and Doug Stanhope.
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Your right Gareth,
but miss the best .
Gene Wilder
Mel Brooks.
The funniest jews to ever cross the Red Sea.
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Hey, you appear to have neglected to mention Joe Pasquale in your list, MNC.
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joe pasquale?
is he jewish Thomas?
i didnt know that.
Did his circumcision go wrong and thats why he talks funny?
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He’s half-Jewish…wears a triangle on a chain round his neck.
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Rachel Bloom.
A very funny Jewish US comedienne.
She also has magnificent tits.
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Not forgetting… The Marx Brothers!
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https://youtu.be/sO8g8VmFf0M?is=IPTGrjdSOtgZWwqN
love this film
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The first one was quite funny as a spoof and the second was watchable. The third one was absolutely shit with all the cameos like Tom Cruise and Michael Caine.
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He was good in the Halloween films.
terrorising Jamie lee Curtis.
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I liked Jamie Lee. But I fancied her mum much more.
Janet Leigh in Psycho. The MILF fantasy writ large.
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Only one decent film mentioned all day and that was Kes. Even that had its faults.
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Apologies, off topic.
Haarland’s dad is a cunt, isn’t he.
Every time the rubber-faced turd was shown, he was gibbering and cackling, particularly after Norway scored.
{Altogether} You can stick your viking helmet up your arse…
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A cunt as a player, a cunt as a person, Captain..
Wherever Erling gets his ability from, it isn’t from him.
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And, where is the mascot for this year’s World Cup?
1966 had the Lion, World Cup Willie. 1982 had Naranjito, the cartoon orange. While Mexico 86 had Pique, the chilli pepper with the sombrero.
So, where is the one for 2026? Tradition-free humourless charnless soulless tripe.
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This is the problem with sharing it, Norm. Canada has nothing to fo with Mexico. They could make the mascot a lazy drug-selling Mountie, dripping in sweat.
How come Mexico have had it twice in forty years,the States twice in thirty-two years, The Krauts twice, Spain twice, France twice in twenty years, but England only once?
Answer: FIFA cunts
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