That cunt Mike Myers is doing another Austin Powers film.
25 years after the last (and shittest) one. And, they were all shit. Terrible Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In and Our Man Flint rip offs. With terrible gags, product placement, and dire characters, like Fat Bastard and that fucking Mini Me cunt. With the same scenarios and ‘comedy’ routines used for all three films.
The fact that Myers is revisiting this dreadful franchise shows what a failure his career has been. With only a saucy Liz Hurley as the only good thing that was ever in it.
The original films have not aged well, And, I dare say this new one will be as shit as the rest of them. I mean. who is going to be the new Powers babe? William Eilish? Do me a fucking favour. It looks like a bloody goldfish.
For a film series that was tiresome, classless and predictable to begin with, I reckon this new one will make it even worse than it already was.
‘Yeah, Baby. Yeah!’
Fuck off
Nominated by Norman.
On becoming a man, let’s say a little earlier, I decided to put away childish things. Its a pity the yanks don’t follow suit. But who cares about those cunts
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It must just be me then, but I think that some stuff in the films are amusing.
Not to the point where I would pay to go and see one, obviously.
Groovy Baby!
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The only amusement to come out of hamshankland, is their belief in playing sports borrowed from our ladies.
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What is it with the Americans and comedians? They have the golden touch – Mike Myers, Chevy Chase, Adam Sandler, Mathew Perry…The list goes on an on. Who do do we Brits get? Ricky Gervais, Tommy Cooper, Eric Morecambe, Tony Hancock. It’s just not fair
Good morning, everyone,
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This is tongue in cheek I take it, Twenty Thou.
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