I know Lenny Henry was cunted previously, but I think it was a personal cunitng again, rather than what he did.

What happened was that he got a role in the Lord of the Rings film – nowt wrong with that I hear you say. After all, he is a talented actor we all love and is one step from being beatified to a National Treasure (hope you all realise that this is sarcasm).

Anyway, the issue was that the role was completely made up – the character he was meant to be hadn’t appeared in any of the books, but they had to shoe-horn in a person of colour (as opposed to a coloured person, which is, apparently, offensive) and, hence, made up a new character.

I didn’t really think anymore of it until I received an email flyer from Wilton’s Music Hall for a Christmas Wind in the Willows special. There are two new characters “Duck” and “Otter” – both for dark keys. However, Mole is now also a silvery moon.

Honestly – where will this shot stop (not with the current “conservative” party, that’s for sure).

I’m sorry, but I can’t add a link as the one to the music hall just shows the show, not pictures of the characters.

Nominated by: Lord Cuntingford

This ugly, obese, four-eyed blob has been dishing out her own antibiotics to friends and family. For DECADES the medical profession has been trying to reduce people’s reliance on antibiotics so that a) they actually work when needed, and b) to help try and stop superbugs.

this gormless fat lummock comes along. AND she’s a cabinet minister. Jesus wept. Apologies for no link, but my brain and phone are not cooperating.

Women who look like Coffey should be painlessly destroyed. In fact, she is so unbelievably repellant, I wonder if she is a cock in a frock…

Nominated by: HBelindaHubbard

Helpful link provided by: Minge Juice Bottler

Daily Mail News Link

She’s not just any old cabinet minister – she’s Secretary of State for Health and Social Care, no less!

.Bullies , thieves, noisy fuckers, gangsters,
And all round avian thugs.

I put out mealworm and wild bird seed on my dovecote every morning.

I like watching the sparrows, tits, blackbirds.

But there’s a gang of magpies that attack the other birds.
Like raptors or something.
Right little cunts.

I don’t think it’s because their mixed race (?)
But these two tone little bleeders just can’t behave?

Once we had a cat that upset them.
This magpie would wait for the cat then attack him.
Wouldn’t bother the dog or other cat,
It wanted this particular cat.

The cat got neurotic,
Scared to go out.
So we let it out the front instead.
The magpie soon caught on and would wait on the front peering in through the window ,
Like Max Cady in Cape Fear.

Anyway, their cunts.

YouTube Link

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

The Sun, utter twats, but at least they know who reads our favourite outdoor toilet arse wipe.
While millions are worried about an apparent nuclear threat, rising cost of every damned thing, increased energy prices, failing NHS,
Need I go on?

The Sun News Link

This absolute rag publishes a “how to get even more money, while you sit on your arse” article.

Words almost fail me. I’m not suggesting we go back to Victorian Times, and not one single person who is genuinely unable to work should be without, but to publish an article like this, we’ll it’s a liggers charter.
And to describe it as ” freebies”.

They are beneath contempt.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

(FFS! Can you image Regan and Carter from the Sweeney driving round the streets of London in this Tucking thing!? – Day Admin)

I have been hard on the cops in recent posts but for once I can see a positive development.

”Welsh police buy fleet of tuk-tuks to help fight crime and keep public safe”

Yes, the criminals of Cwmscwt and Aberbana are quaking in their boots, especially if these magnificent vehicles are daubed in rainbow colours. They will patrol parks and walkways so that brave coppers don’t have to actually walk. And who knows, they may be available for hire or for selling ice cream? We shall see.

Expect some spectacular pursuits of prams and milk floats.

Once again Wales leads so that England can follow.

MSN News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble