Saint Caroline Aherne

Posted on October 28, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Caroline Aherne -or should I say – the canonisation of Caroline Aherne – needs cunting…
Ever since the demise of this person, the revisionism, hype, and treading on eggshells is staggering…

First of all, all this bollocks about her being a ‘comedy genius’… For me comedy genius is Chaplin, Keaton, Hancock, Milligan, Sellers, Barker, Pryor (at his best live)… Comedy genius is not doing a chatshow dressed as a granny or playing a chav who sits on her arse all day… There was no adaptability (like Barker going from Porridge to Open All Hours or Rossiter going from Perrin to Rigsby)… It was always the same thing and voice, just tweaked a little… For imbeciles to go on about Aherne like she was a female Charlie Chaplin is absurd… But that’s the modern Dianafied griefjacking UK for you…

And as for the outcry over Hooky’s recent revelations, it just shows that celebrity is the new religion (with griefjacking at its heart)… Because there are pillocks out there who are acting like Hooky has pissed on a holy shrine… Just like Diana, Jade Goody, Amy Winehouse, or Paedo Jacko… These people seem to be beyond reproach when they snuff it and nobody wants to address the nasty bits and cuntish behaviour… As one of the other Beatles said of Lennon in the 80s, ‘People act now like he was this saint… Like ‘Martin Luther Lennon’, but he wasn’t..’

Peter is now getting all that crap from people who don’t even know what went down… Fuck ’em all, and give them hell, Hooky…

Nominated by: Norman

Scarlett Johansson

Posted on October 28, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Has Scarlett Johansson been counted yet,coz I’ve never seen such a mong on telly or cinema.

Every clip you see of her, in an upcoming movie or any scene that she’s in all she ever does is gawp and squint like a total mong. I pride myself in seeing the fuckability in most tarts but that cunt has me digging a hole under the patio just in case I bump into her down at the post office. I am now pissed off thinking about her. Cheers…

Nominated by: Birdman

Rowan Williams [4]

Posted on October 28, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Former arch bishop and current thick cunt Rowan Williams is getting wet knickers regarding the arrival of a load of youths from the Calais jungle.

Some of these youths (not children ) have parents that are already here. How’s that happened? If their parents couldn’t give a fuck why should anyone else?

Williams can’t wait to welcome cunts that can’t wait to hate him and his beliefs.
What a fuckin’ bell end!

Nominated by: J R Cuntley 17/10

Spaniards

Posted on October 27, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Spaniards. Fucking inbred, lazy, feckless, peasant cunts. Try and get something done there and you are beating your head against a brick wall. The country is in dire economic circumstances, and yet the lazy scum still have to go off for a nap in the afternoon. But they are right on the ball when it comes to sticking their hands out for EU dosh. Oh, yes sir, front of the queue then.

Don’t get me wrong, Spain is a good place to go on holiday, only a 2 1/2 hour flight, cheap, good weather, plenty of history and culture if that is your thing, beaches if it isn’t, cheap, great nightlife, cheap and cheap.

Just don’t even think about going to live there. As with most of abroad, its OK but its spoiled by the fucking foreigners. And learn to speak English! Cunts.

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart

Make Up

Posted on October 27, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Women’s make-up deserves a good cunting, we have all been duped by it,
You go out on the piss, hook-up with a girl and it’s back to hers for some depraved pounding and if you’re lucky a go up her shitter.
When you pulled her she looked like this, but then when you wake-up the next morning with a cock covered in shit and smelling like Graham Norton’s breath only to be greeted with her looking like this – and yes, that is the same woman!

So, make-up deserves a good cunting, it should be banned under the trade descriptions act.

Nominated by: Boaby