“The alarm wakes you with a shock, the summer holiday is over and it’s time to face that inbox full of unread emails.
This time last week, life was very different. You enjoyed late nights, lazy mornings balancing family fun and you time.
Even if you enjoy your job, the transition from holiday to work can be hard, particularly in September as the days begin to shorten.”..
Luckily our State Broadcaster has some handy tips on how to avoid this catastrophe,and it’s not by resigning and living on the dole..
“Tara Humphrey, a primary care leadership consultant, advocates keeping her out-of-office on for her first day back.
“It’s about hiding, if you can, just to give yourself that bit of headspace.”
Very nice.
“It is not just the holiday itself that makes them so enjoyable and beneficial, the anticipation of going also plays a key role, says Dr Mark Williamson, chief executive officer of Action for Happiness, a charity.
And what type of holiday or how long you go for can make a difference to the overall impact.
Williamson points to what he says is “genuinely surprising” research , externalwhich suggests physically active holidays may be better for wellbeing than simply lying by the pool.”
Chief executive officer of Action for Happiness,a charity unsurprisingly..thanks for that and thanks to our BBC where nobody does fuck all of any importance.
Cloud cuckoo land cuntery from a world leader in it.
P45 Oven.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
Make me a coffee please. There aren’t any yanks on here !
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Some young cunt who had just started work told me that they found they were very tired after a day’s work. I patiently explained that that was why it was called ‘work’. I then said, if you are tired now, just think how tired you will be in forty years time!
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I think most days are the same for us on here, being retired yonks ago.
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Any worker that ‘needs’ any of that bullshit, pussy-weak advice as shown in the nom …. is not a good person to have on your payroll.
Day after holiday leave?
1. Go to work.
2. Do your job. (A job that you presumably asked-for at some stage & pledged to work hard-at during an iinterview).
3. No need for a third one here.
Useless cunts, the vast majority….
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^ Maybe should’ve opened with –
Any employed person that ‘needs’ any of that bullshit….
‘cos a worker, well, ..works.
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Don’t know who this article is referring to.
When I was working, two weeks was the most I could expect to take off during the Summer, and the return to work hardly came as a shock afterwards.
This reads like people who have had the entire Summer off work, like MPs. I can see that it might be a shock to them to find that they’re actually expected to make an appearance at the HoC, but never mind.
Find yourself a nice bench behind a pillar, out of sight, put the earplugs in and nod off, your useless wankers. Business as usual, then.
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Jobs that involve ‘inboxes of unread emails’ are not real work anyway. Soft cunts.
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Quite so.
The article,its authors and publisher are the types that this “lifestyle” type of soft shit is aimed at..
Fiddling about on “team” meetings from the settee,worrying about the latest thing some awful upsetting nazí like Farage said on social media before phoning up head office for a “personal ” day..
Nevermind,the country will tax its way to growth,another world first.
Cushy job? Get a job with a charity.
Cunts.
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I can only agree both. I can’t find much sympathy with people who work 9 to 5 in a nice comfortable office and find handling the emails overwhelming. My half-century in IT field service may not have been the physically demanding stuff that Mis does for a living but my hours of work were dictated by when the calls came in. Many a week I’ve driven a thousand miles usually under time pressure to meet both a response and a fix time. I’ve been in bed at 00:30 and the phone rings with a call in Torquay which must be attended now. I’ve driven non-stop for 200 miles through the night to fix a server which must be back on in the morning. These folks would think they had died and gone to hell.
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No you filthy noʻnce enablers, im feeling nostalgic for the 80s.
When my country wasn’t full of third world, cousin fucking, stabby monkeys.
And someone could of strangled that public toilet lurker tony blair to death.
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If only BZ if only. Be a very happy bunny.
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This bullshit is another industry like racism or climate change.
All these charities, lifestyle coaches and councillors rely on weak-minded soppy bollocked wankers.
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LL I bet there exists a helpline for eejits who get their todger caught when zipping up their flies.
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Oh these poor little mites!
should we schedule a listening circle?
have a little cry in a group?
No wonder the country is fucked!!
full of bedwetters and Mardy pisspants.
ive worked with broken toes,
a snapped finger hanging backwards because the ligaments snapped,
proper work,
that makes you gasp for breathe and sweat like fuck,
the only time these cunts break a sweat is if their hard drives searched
as for holidays , I dont have them
I dont like them.
ive Just had mine,
holiday up a 30ft ladder cleaning the gutters,
very relaxing and time in the sunshine.
Rather than weeping like a kid
you should get some fuckin work done ,
fix your makeup
steady your bottom lip
and fuck off.🖕
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The world has changed, words like stress and anxiety have replaced bad back.
I don’t get it, with all the technological advances surely work must be getting easier.
No one is judged on the ability to do the work anymore it’s all about participation in the bullshit, team meetings, online diversity and inclusion courses and self assessment.
Pussies, Putin must be wondering why he hasn’t invaded already.
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I think ole Putin doesn’t want the hassle of dealing with 5 million goat fuckers
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I’d always enquire of a work colleagues holiday on their first day back.
‘Did you have a good time’…. Says I.
‘Yes, Lovely thanks’ comes the reply, ‘we did, blah blah blah and went blah, blah blah’
After listening for a minute, I’lll say ‘great, very nice, but well it’s over now so bloody well forget it and back to fking work’ *
* expletives applied depending on the HR capabilities of the employee.
That is all good day and fuck off.
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Why work when you can ente GB illegally and get everything FUCKING FREE…!!!
TONY BLAIR CREATURE FUCK OFF TO THE EU IF YOU LIKE IT SO MUCH… CUNT..!
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Satanic Child Sacrificing Cunt. And yep I believe it.
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These soft cunts will be replaced with AI very soon. Useless cunts.
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if I had to sit with another bunch of people all mewling about their Feelings and how upset they were, because their kitten forgot their birthday or someone didn’t notice their haircut, id burst out laughing.
same with AA or NA ,
” waaaah😭 my wife’s taken the children and left me, I’ve been suspended from work and I’ve lost my driving license “…
id if a lonely little tear rolled down their cheek?
id lose control.
” Hahaha, Look at him!
Hes crying!
like a girl.”
Hahaha 😆
Get control of your feelings darling.
control yourself, cowboy up.
your acting like Quentin Crisp.
Bottle up your feelings
dry your eyes
straighten your back
and keep going.
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Stiff upper lip old bean
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Stiff everything Edward.
Sheffield steel bayonet and coal tar soap.
A empire was built on it.🇬🇧
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My last holiday was in 2017. With the wife.
Couldn’t wait to get back to work.
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I’m afraid people these days have to be soft-soaped. Not like the normal days before and after the war. We have been breeding children for years with this namby-pamby method and should be stopped. That’s why we are allowing all this foreign muck into our country.
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O/T… another near 800 enrichers arrived yesterday 💀…so the BBC will be in raptures of delight that Tommi’s knife slashing antics(since arrested) failed too stop these poor war torn flotsam from trying, border farce have apparently been awarded a bonus for the implementation of the new directive of…every crew member should try and exceed the previous days total for your Christmas bonus…keep up the good work lads and remember every illegal helps.. that’s immo price 🫰
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SHOOT ON SIGHT
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One stage 25 years ago, place I worked (heavy industrial) had a slew of overtime going, for weeks. Triple time 12’s (around the clock) through weekends … I did 56 days straight, averaging three 8-hour stints & four 12-hourers per week. Through days, through nights. Day 57? .. didn’t know what to do with myself.. I don’t recall anyone offering ME any ‘copium’ – a fairly new not-a-real-word, and one I fucking hate when I see it .. ; I fucking *detest* lazy, workshy slackers… who are also a factor in the neverending price rises on everything, everywhere btw. 😡
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Only 57 days Cuntemail? Slacker. Joking aside, I bet if you did it now it would give you such a warm feeling that your hard earned OT pay was being pilfered by Labour to pay for illegal immo’s 4 star lodgings, idle benefit scrounging cunts and never ending wars that are non of our fucking business.
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Every 12 hours triple time wrestling the machinery in areas where the air temp was 40°C.. (die-blocks were at 240°) … 6 hours sweat of my brow for ME .. 6 hours for some fucking handout cunts. That stung. I used MY share (😄) to pay off my first (2nd hand) car, and secure a loan for my first new-wheels. Which was the REST of the 56 days nonstop grind gone away on taxes as well, really. ‘Specially in cunt’s-hole Oireland where – when you buy a new motor, the tax on that …. is taxed again. Cunts call it vrt (vehicle registration tax) and all of the above is a large factor of my long term, incurable misanthropy for the species as a whole. Day 59 was ‘back on midnights’ …
Place ran at 6% absenteeism. (I missed 4 days out of a decade and a half). When a notion was mooted to try and get that 6% down, .. whereby a bonus be available at years end to anyone who hadn’t missed a day all year? … the sicknote brigade called in the union in protest and it never came to be. The spite-filled lazy fucks.
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Lazy scrotes
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(‿ˠ‿)💦 Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ لں͞
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You’ve got too much spare time on your hands Sam.
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Vulvalippen!
🍑
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I dont have any interest in other people’s holidays.
I dont care where they’ve been.
that’s their problem,
none of my business.
But more than that,
it bores me.
Hi !!! I’ve just been backpacking in Australia!
mnc ” oh right”.
Then I’ll try and change the subject to anything that isn’t Australia related.
used to have a customer,
right show off,
Bentley, posh house, always tanned,
once he said to me
” Me and the girls have just got back from a few weeks in Mauritius,
have you been?”
he knew full well i hadn’t.
mnc ” is it near Rhyl?”
I could see my labourer trying not to laugh outloud, his shoulders shaking with laughter.
Alan whicker cunt didn’t get i was taking the piss.
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Yeah I got one like that Mis, escapee off Love Island and you can get a second hand tan off him if stood within 3ft. Went to the Miami GP for a weekend, flash git.
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hasn’t he got a doctor nearby LL?
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Look the state of the wet wipe in the picture.
Someone has probably given her a full-fat milk coffee by mistake or used the wrong pronoun.
O/T…I was watching a programme of the Bayeux Tapestry the other night. Its got a cigar burn on it from when the Nazis occupied Paris and some fat kraut accidently burnt a hole in it. Probably one of Cunts Engines lot.
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yeah, be Otto Cuntengine.
had yellow fingers , always smoking.
Bleeding nazis.
Although they loved arts and culture didnt they?
all those paintings they nicked from JPs grandad.
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id like to see the Bayeux tapestry.
But going to London is a price not worth paying.
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There are loads of cocks on it too. Horse cocks and men stripped naked after being butchered on the battlefield. The wizzened old English nuns who made it had to get their kicks from somewhere I suppose.
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cock mad nuns.
known for it.
that and picking their nose.
filthy habit 😃
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How true MNC I’d rather take part in the battle than visit London again.
Even though I was born in the North West suburbs.
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I read something yesterday that gives you an insight into a BBC employee’s perception of what ‘work’ is.
The BBC’s bean counters have belatedly realised that there’s quite a few underemployed staff at BBC Sport, due to having fuck all sport to broadcast and have proposed job cuts involving some staff reapplying for their jobs.
Naturally, those who could face ejection from the gravy train aren’t happy.
But what has really upset them is that if they are kept on, the new contracts stipulate that they must work a five day week amounting to forty hours.
They are even threatening strike action. Although how the fuck anyone would notice if they did is a mystery.
‘We already do forty hours in our current four days’ bleated one employee. ‘The BBC just have no understanding of the situation’.
Oh, I think they do.
They have, at long last, realised you’re taking the piss.
You lazy cunts!
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Just in case anyone doesn’t harbour a deep hatred of the govt and their propaganda arm..
There are rumours the licence fee could be replaced with an extra £11 a month on their broadband bill instead.
That’s broadband fucked then time to go sim card route instead…should this latest wheeze become reality.
Sounds like the sort of cunts trick a fidgeting clueless meddler like Burnham would jump at.
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Vicky Sparks can be first on the list please.
Her grating gob is enough to rot apples at 10 yards and turn fish deaf.
Utterly awful.
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WTF…🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
BBC News – Man jailed for bottle throwing at Eastney migrant protest – BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8vgy7ww21rqo
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It was a small plastic bottle he found lying on the ground. I once swore at my missus and threw a cushion at her. I hope to fuck the police don’t find out.
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And Mad Kenny was not even jailed.
Two tier justice?
Pfft! Conspiracy theory concocted by the far right.
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Fuck me how long would he have got if he’d thrown in a bit of tranny abuse. Fuck, this society it’s getting sicker by the minute
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Hardest work i ever did was ripping up drives.
didn’t have a kanga,
pickaxe and sledgehammer.
was cash in hand working for some gyppos.
I was in my early 20s.
fuck me, the bath would look like gravy when I got indoors.
And I’ve never slept so deeply.
The gyppos to be fair brought me fish n chips at dinnertime from the nearest chippy.
Treated me fair.
the cunts.
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Source: Manchester Evening News
https://share.google/1yWq3Y15lu3pUKKZJ
Tip nazi gets jaw broken by irate customer.
ive been this tip, the staff are absolute little jack booted jobsworths.
ok, not right to twat someone doing their job, but betting the customer was provoked
and its happened before.
service with a smile.
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“Paul Morgan, head of commercial services, explained that Automatic Number Plate Recognition (ANPR) cameras could also be introduced at a later date for a better customer experience.”
I’m sorry, I don’t understand.
As for your point about public sector staff attitude to the people they “serve” Mis, I agree. I’ve met a few who habitually give the public contempt and sarcasm while openly displaying their sense of entitlement and love of their petty power.
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Burnhamblairstarmerfurher’s Totalaterian oppression is shaping up nicely…!
You voted for Marxists, when you thought you were voting for Labour…
Dear me…!
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Lazy bastards, if they don’t like their current job they are always join the only growth area left under this awful Labour government, and that is benefit scroungers.
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