Motorcyclists

Posted on October 29, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

There have been a spate of nominations on this site recently to cunt all cyclists as lycra wearing, pro peloton riding cunts.

Whilst there are indeed cunts who ride bikes to tarnish us all with the same brush is taking the piss.

Yes we may be a fucking nuisance as you have to give us a mere 2ft by the curb as you blow past at 60mph, but cyclist are nothing compared to the reckless cunts on motorcycles, therefor they deserve a cunting.

A prime example for your perusal, it should be no surprise this guy is now dead (2012) and as much as he is a cunt for this stunt, you somehow have to admire his fucking death-wish

So in conclusion, yes there are some cyclist who are cunts, yes there are some motor-bikers who are cunts and there are certainly car drivers, taxi drivers, van drivers and lorry drivers who are cunts.

But the biggest cunts of all are actors, politicians, singers and anyone in the fucking media

Nominated by: Boaby

Madonna [3]

Posted on October 29, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Apparently Madonna is offering oral sex to anyone who votes for Clinton.

That’s a pretty good reason for not voting for her in my book!

Madonna and Clinton – two cunts for the price of one!

Nominated by: Dioclese

The Cronut

Posted on October 29, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I have just had my day ruined by the Cronut. When I woke I was blissfully unaware of the cronut, sadly no more….

The cronut is a cross between a croissant and a doughnut and was “invented” by some frenchist ponce in New York but is now available in UK. Well London, but hey London is all that counts, right?

Cunts are willing to queue for an hour at 7 am for the honour of paying a fiver each for one. How empty must your life be that a baked product takes on such significance?

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart

Alistair Burt MP

Posted on October 29, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Alistair Burt, conservative MP for N.E. Bedfordshire is a cunt. He has just been on Sky telling us how the government needs to take into account the desires of car makers and banks when negotiating brexit.

Fuck off you cunt! If big business had its way there would be no brexit at all. It is the people who should decide what brexit looks like – not the establishment!

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart

Driving uninsured

Posted on October 28, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I want to cunt uninsured drivers. Cunts cost us law abiding premium payers far too much. And what happens when they get caught ? their shitty car gets taken away and scrapped and they get a slap on the wrist fine.

Why not find out what their insurance premium would have been then double it and fine them the total. At present the fine seems to be less than the premium would be. If they get away with it they have had a touch as they pay less in fines than they would have in premiums.

Also ban the cunts from the road and if all else fails hang the cunts.

By the way cyclists are cunts and any found on the pavement or going through red lights should also suffer death by hanging.

Nominated by: Johnson