Fellow cunters, just to warn you that you only have until 5pm, Friday 25th September to preregister for your tickets for Glastonbury 2027.
I’m sure you all missed the event of the year tremendously, and are looking forward to attending next year at a mere £408 (+ postage ) per person.
Your ticket price includes use of the designated camping areas, so you can buy a cheap tent from Lidl and leave it behind, as usual, for someone else to dispose of, along with all the rest of your rubbish, as usual.
However, campers and caravans will incur an additional charge of between £225 and £300 depending on size. Book early to avoid disappointment, spaces are limited.
Oh, the anticipation and excitement!
Who will perform? Who will headline?
Will you have heard of them, ever?
Will Hollow Wobbletits and Clairol Voldemort make their usual pilgrimage to worship at the alter of celebrity?
I can hardly wait…for the inevitable sad tale of how some muppets with more money than sense got ripped off!
Nominated by : Jeezum Priest
That goblin faced Eavis really is a prick.
In the link under sustainability he says “And today, our big campaign remains “Love Worthy Farm – Leave No Trace. We are striving to leave as little an imprint on the land here as we possibly can”.
Highly ironic since all the middle-class cunts leave it looking like something from a Calcutta slum.
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Sir Althelstan Joseph Michael Eavis.
Nothing more needs to be said really.
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Athelstan? seriously?
hehehe
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Arrogant cunt and his onion headed whelp need to be introduced to the Sustainable Oven.
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Yes that’s it,the Sustainable Oven.
It’s run on old diesel and chip fat.
Good old glastonberry!
The foul hypocritical money grubbing cunts.
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I’ve no doubt that some cunt, sorry performer, will make an inflammatory comment about Gaza, or whatever the cause celebre de journey is next year.
Cue outrage, but it’ll do wonders for their career. After all, I’d never heard of Macklemore until the promoters dropped him as a support act from Sheerhans tour.
As an aside, a rap artist appearing with someone who sings the sickly pap Sheerhans churns out?
Bit of a mismatch, eh?
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And, Ed Sheercunt’s cousin, some mong looking half breed carrot crunching borrow me daughter ooh arrgh straw dogs fucker called Jethro is now gaining ‘fame’ on the back of this Sheercunt/Mackelcunt ‘scandal’.
A family of cunts, it appears….
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De jour, not journey.
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Register for tickets to this shit, not even knowing what acts are booked for it?
Only a more money than sense spaz would do that.
And, it will be the usual bollocks they always have on. Some huge act from the 70s or 80s, now a doddering pathetic relic (Stones, U2, Macca, Cunts ‘N’ Roses). some flavour of the month talentess yank cunt (Lana Del Cunt, William Eilish, Dua Lipa). A supposed ‘legend’ who is well passed their best (Neil Diamond, Lionel Richie, Diana Ross). And some ‘novelty’ act. Beloved by student cunts and middle class twats, but actually a none-ce (Rolf Harris, Gary Glitter).
The same shit, year after year.
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And – love them or loathe them – Oasis are doing another UK mega tour next Summer. So, I hope that his Twatsonbury right in the bollocks and ticket sales suffer.
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Any comment about Citeh having to sit on the naughty step Norman?
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Clobbered down to Division two I wonder?
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They’ll get out of ir Geordie. Oil money talks.
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The BBc staff party? No thanks.
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Speaking of our beloved national broadcaster, Six.
I see the new DG reckons that no show is safe from the axe.
He’d do well to look at the balance sheet for, as you say, this gargantuan BBC jolly.
It must cost a fucking fortune.
And for what?
So that the BBC’s perpetual student types can wank themselves silly and relive their youth?
Fuck off!
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Sums it up FMG, the BBC refused an FOI request regarding the cost of sending a small towns worth of people to Glastonbury because they didn’t have to reveal that information.
Why a public service broadcaster can hide such details is beyond me, but the fact they do speaks volumes.
In 2010 it’s estimated they spent 1.5 million and sent 387 people but that won’t include contractors and hangers on.
The recent spend will be much bigger I expect. 400 BBC cunts on site and fuck knows how many in the studios doesn’t come cheap in 2026z
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*FMC
My bad!
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No worries, Six.
I’ve been referred to as far worse.
I didn’t know they’d refused a FOI request.
The slippery fuckers.
You can bet they’ve got several million reasons for not wanting us to know.
The cunts!
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Well, let’s hope DeadEnders finally dies a death.
Not to mention Casualty, Call The Black Midwife, Mrs Brown’s Boys and Alan fucking Partridge.
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Of course, after a hugely successful revival with OK stories and a very good leading man in 2005. Doctor Who is now – I think – finally dead for good.
Those filthy dirty weirdos Russell . T. Deviant and Ncunti Gayblack saw to that.
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I wonder how many anti semites they’ll manage to put on the centre stage this year. I’ll bet they’re all handing over thick brown envelopes to that cunt eavis, so that they can get top billing. Can the IDF get a fix on the coordinates and send a long distance drone with a mini nuke warhead?
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And you can bet the BBC will broadcast every word of it and then claim dodgy equipment or some worthless minion was to blame.
It’s a seething far left nest of cuntery.
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Glastonbury 2035…….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ygsixNsPSc&list=RD9ygsixNsPSc&start_radio=1
Good evening.
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Cats and Glastonbury.
cornerstones of a Lefties life.
chuck in some Tofu
a Palestinian neckrag,
whole package.
maybe some sandals.
if you go into Glastonbury,
the place not the festival site,
which is in Pilton,
its full of New Age shops selling crystals, hippies and assorted twats.
But… plenty to see,
Glastonbury tor
chalice well,
Glastonbury Abbey etc
nice place,
the pubs like scrumpy,
a cloudy cider, wi twigs an shit in it.
I don’t like cider.
its a fuckin tramps drink.
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Plenty of weirdie beardy types then Mis? Got beads in them or tied into a little braided rats tail. Disgraceful, it tarnishes the whole beard wearing community.
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oh certainly LL.
full of oddballs ,
religious types, navel gazers,
dirt worshippers,and such.
It’s supposedly the ancient isle of Avalon,
and used to be surrounded by waters.
Quite like it there,
pretty place, full of eccentrics.
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The most gruesome thing I ever saw at Cuntstonbury (on TV, of course) was some fat bearded absolutely disgusting poofter cunt dancing in gold hot pants to Kylie Minogue’s Glastonbury set.
The vile fat fuck should have been put down with an elephanrt gun.
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Paying an absolute fortune for everything as twats waffle on about the evils of capitalism as they live stream in on social media (irony lost on them) an smelly twats going on about global warming in a mud field and free Plasticine.
Shit music and no doubt all blaming the collapse of everything on that Ed Sheeran chap.
Hopefully the IDF will hit it with an airstrike this year and cheers will cross the land as everyone realizes the tranny down the road with Free Plasticine on his camper van won’t be coming back.
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True enough Paul.
And, that lager soaked kippers and piss stinking slagette Charlotte – whatsername – Church is yapping on about capitalism and consumersim. When she has a Christmas album coming out.
The Taff Trollop has more faces than she has chins, And, as much standards as she has knickers. Meaning none.
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Ask any of these Free Palistan fuckers what the dispute is actually about, and how it started. Pound to a penny they’ll look blank and clueless.
And, mention the Six Day War, the PLO or Yasar Arafat, and they won’t even know what you are on about.
They are mongs, sheep with no brains.
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Will Edison Lighthouse and Pickety witch be performing there. Haven’t heard any hits from them lately
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