Fellow cunters, just to warn you that you only have until 5pm, Friday 25th September to preregister for your tickets for Glastonbury 2027.
I’m sure you all missed the event of the year tremendously, and are looking forward to attending next year at a mere £408 (+ postage ) per person.
Your ticket price includes use of the designated camping areas, so you can buy a cheap tent from Lidl and leave it behind, as usual, for someone else to dispose of, along with all the rest of your rubbish, as usual.
However, campers and caravans will incur an additional charge of between £225 and £300 depending on size. Book early to avoid disappointment, spaces are limited.
Oh, the anticipation and excitement!
Who will perform? Who will headline?
Will you have heard of them, ever?
Will Hollow Wobbletits and Clairol Voldemort make their usual pilgrimage to worship at the alter of celebrity?
I can hardly wait…for the inevitable sad tale of how some muppets with more money than sense got ripped off!
Nominated by : Jeezum Priest
That goblin faced Eavis really is a prick.
In the link under sustainability he says “And today, our big campaign remains “Love Worthy Farm – Leave No Trace. We are striving to leave as little an imprint on the land here as we possibly can”.
Highly ironic since all the middle-class cunts leave it looking like something from a Calcutta slum.
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I’ve no doubt that some cunt, sorry performer, will make an inflammatory comment about Gaza, or whatever the cause celebre de journey is next year.
Cue outrage, but it’ll do wonders for their career. After all, I’d never heard of Macklemore until the promoters dropped him as a support act from Sheerhans tour.
As an aside, a rap artist appearing with someone who sings the sickly pap Sheerhans churns out?
Bit of a mismatch, eh?
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De jour, not journey.
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