I know, controversial. I grew up with them.
But far too many people have them now, many of the owners are thick as pig shit and don’t know what they’re doing.
All dangerous dogs should be exterminated and their owners and breeders sentenced to death. What kind of cunt is breeding or owning an XL Bully, which can kill an adult man with ease? I am sick of seeing stories about little children torn to pieces by dogs.
When we read about a swimmer in Australia being eaten by a shark, it is normal to feel a bit nervous and to think swimming in the sea there is dangerous. Yet, we have killer dogs on our streets which can tear a man’s scalp off or massacre a toddler.
Then we have the other end of the scale with all manner of ridiculous, camp monstrosities. If you own a screamingly anxious sausage dog then you are a gay cunt. And they aren’t even the worst.
Yet another example of fall-out from the covid-response disaster it would seem. Too many fucking dogs. They are everywhere. Can’t even go for a quiet pint without some cretins showing up and their dogs having a loud barny as they pass one another. And they stink of shite. Fuck off.
Oh, and here is a link. Some fat slag and her dog, which has lunged at the face of a baby being pushed along in a pram by its mother. If that was my child, I’d burst the cunt and kick the dog to fuck.
As ever, governments are fucking useless. Doesn’t affect them, they don’t care.
Nominated by : Cuntass
Dogs, like kids are a product of their environment.
If the dog is a cunt, it usually follows that the owner is too.
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Every time I see a headline ‘Kid Dies By Dog’ variant, I automatically assume underclass vermin.
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Very true Woke.
It’s the same with ‘Three children die in house fire’ or
‘Toddler killed by mother and partner had multiple injuries’
Always low-life dregs of society.
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Peacefuls hate dogs and dogs hate them.. and i know which I prefer..
Breed them bigger and more savage I say, dogs not pàkis.
And release them into mosques..
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Re the latter, breed Bull… dozers
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Best anti peaceful device if you’ve not got access to 50lb of streaky bacon.
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Hmmm…seems like the nom writer (who, conspicuously, isn’t a recognisable name) is having trouble with his bravery.
Did a Yorkshire Terrier perhaps nip at his ankle, causing him to pull away from his boyfriend’s hand and trip over and land bottom up, his skirt riding up over his bottom for all the other fruity gentlemen in the area to take advantage of?
People who don’t like dogs are highly dubious.
Muslims and cissies, that’s about it.
That said, the nom has a point about the owners.
People with neck tattoos own these sorts of dogs.
There should indeed be a test before dog ownership is granted, same with being a parent.
A lot of dog owners are twats, it’s true, but these sorts of low-level folk would doubtless ignore any legal requirements for ownership.
Like the nom writer, this country has far more pressing issues.
Good morning to one and all
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Great response Tom.
I agree that Pit Bulls and XL Bullies are only owned by vermin and both should be put down.
Next door was doing a bit of dealing, great big, miserable,surly, bastard who did weight training. He got dobbed in by the neighbours as it is a decent street with a nice mix of people. I didn’t do much only because he was kind to his little French Bulldog. You should have heard him talking to it even more soppy than me. It takes all sorts I suppose.
Good Morning.
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My experience too
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Firstly, it is important to note that all dogs are VERY GOOD.
The problems arise from the way that they are bred and treated.
Shows like Crufts are an abomination and should be banned for the sake of dogs.
Selective breeding leads to all sorts of issues for my best friends, and as much as I love dogs there are some which have been wrongly bred to such an extent that they would be better off being put down.
I don’t include all of the huge aggressive dogs in my list of breeds that should be put to sleep.
It’s not their fault and they are useful to the right owners, in the right environment, who know what they are doing.
Just because a useless fucking chav on a council estate has purchased an XL Bully and hasn’t got a clue how to handle it shouldn’t condemn the dog to death.
Breeds that have been fucked around with to their detriment include Labradors and Golden Retrievers, much loved by bog roll advertisers and a lifeline for the blind.
Successive inbreeding means that they will almost certainly die young of inherited cancers.
A beautiful Beagle is susceptible to epilepsy.
Dobermans suffer from heart disease.
Of course we know about Pugs and Bulldogs.
Bred to have squashed noses resulting in chronic breathing difficulties and an inability to regulate their body heat.
Dachshunds end up having terrible back pain due to the desire to breed them with long bodies and German Shepherds are in constant agony as the sloping back which the breeders want to see, fucks their elbows and hips.
King Charles Spaniels may look cute, but they are bred to have a small head resulting in severe lifelong pain as there is insufficient room for their brains.
Some types of Terrier are over aggressive as they have been bred to have distinct shaped heads where their teeth no longer fit correctly.
They spend their lives in pain too.
Dogs always try to do the right thing for their owners.
My first statement that they are all VERY GOOD holds true.
It’s the owners and breeders that need putting down.
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Here, here. Well said AC
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Bloke near me has a Xl bully.
it was young an giddy an jumped up and headbutted me right in the knackers.
its fuckin head was like a bowling ball,solid.
He got its plums fixed and its calm as a yoga teacher now.
.its always on the lead,
hasn’t eaten anyone,
not killed other animals,
seems well behaved.
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Cuntass@
your not a paki are you?
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There was a programme on the telly year’s ago about a prison in America.
The prison had its fair share of nutters who were serving long sentences, some without any hope for release.
One of the prisoners knew about dogs and was allowed to start a trial where loony, aggressive prisoners were each given an aggressive dog to try to rehabilitate.
The first rule was that the prisoners were not allowed to shout at the dogs and certainly not allowed to hit them.
If they did, they would immediately be sent back to the normal prison population.
Each carefully selected prisoner was given their own single cell and their own special meal times both of which they shared with their given dogs.
They were also given plenty of time in a secured field and of course, unlimited tennis balls (dog owner’s will understand that).
With kindness and affection all the dogs which were once considered dangerous and aggressive were completely rehabilitated.
One hundred percent success.
They were trained perfectly and were eventually given to new owners who were carefully selected as well.
The prisoners were no longer aggressive.
They loved their job and their dogs.
They wouldn’t do anything that might get them kicked off the training programme.
They were now experts in handling dogs.
Instead of sticking a shiv into a fellow prisoner in the exercise yard, they would now ask advice from other inmates if they were having difficulties.
They had a purpose in life.
It’s never a dog’s fault.
TV dog trainers like Cesar Millan and Barbara Woodhouse are useless, know nothing cunts.
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Motning TAC…something along this lines of this:
https://youtu.be/HqMqxLLb26A?si=92VI_lsKMqubwsBp
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On the subject of dogs;
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/09/25/angela-rayner-attack-shabana-mahmood-migrant-crackdown/
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‘Change the goalposts’
To what?
Coats, streetlights, trees, traffic cones?
It’s ‘move the goalposts’, you thicko.
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The large woman looks suspiciously like a Romany sort swarthy,tied up hair,all black garb… probably nicked the dog because it’d be unusual for it too have some sort of muzzle on if it was a roma…a lot of the population aren’t as well behaved or as clever so if I was stranded on a deserted 🏝️ I’d prefer the company of a loyal,trusty, obedient dog than many,many,of my species… thank you and gggrrrr 🐺
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I read this nom out loud to my Lab,and then asked him for his take on it.
He yawned and stretched all his legs at the same time,and made a half hearted attempt to wag his tail,then closed his eyes and went back to sleep.
Safe to say he doesn’t give a fuck about this nomination,Cuntass,sorry !
Didn’t seem to care much about the cat one yesterday either.
Any noms coming up about food ?
He’ll have something to say about that,I’m sure.
The lazy fat cunt.
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Domestic animals are taking a bit of flak on here lately, aren’t they?
Budgies, cats, now dogs. Whatever next? Goldfish?
Anyway, this nom would be bang on the money if it had focused on dog owners. That’s where the problem is.
My biggest issue is with dog bores.
You know the type. Instant experts, courtesy of the internet.
My father was a gamekeeper for most of my youth until my mid twenties. Therefore I grew up with working dogs, but didn’t get my own till about eight years ago.
Cue my toffee nosed sister in law, who’d got her very first dog just before we did, with a lengthy lecture, mostly bullshit, about over walking and criticising the food we give him.
Which is pretty rich coming from some gormless tart who gleaned all her ‘knowledge’ via Google and goes into meltdown racking up unnecessary vet bills every time her little princess gets the runs.
Stuck up, Ill informed bitch!
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I spend more time with my dog than anyone else.
we’re a team.
I do most of the work but still a team.
she has one job, guard the house and let me know if anyone is trying to come through the country cream gates.
that’s it.
All I ask, and the dog understands that.
I trust my dog implicitly.
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Have you shown her pictures of wolligogs and Mowgli to ensure that she’s on-guard as the tide of third world filth inevitably spreads out and migrates up into Northumberland?
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Speaking of which, this is hilarious!
https://youtu.be/YdAWEuL5HXg?si=nGd-NIy2aTrRPrJE
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Morning Thomas 👍
your thinking of Fiddler
I’m not in Northumberland,
Dick lived just outside of Hexham, Northumbria,
where he’d start feuds with newcomers, play rugby, and insult people in pubs😃
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Once I was at a young farmers country show,
there was a pack of fox hunting hounds there with the local hunt.
Now I don’t approve of fox hunting
I feed foxes every night
and have one that will sit at my feet,
but anyway,
they let the hounds into the arena.
Ever been up close to a fox hound?
big powerful dogs,
and they have scars all over their muzzle.
not from ill treatment
they’re feeding as a pack and sometimes things get rowdy.
So I goes in the arena all these fox hounds, and there’s women and kids in there, meeting the hounds.
These hounds are thrilled to interact with strangers,
an I thought,
this is a massive risk and potentially a legal nightmare.
if one bites a kids hand or something?
but they seemed confident nothing would go wrong and it didn’t.
The dogs were little fuckin angels,
polite as fuck.
I said to one of these fox hunters ” do they make good pets?”
and he told me no.
they have to be in a pack.
they dont function properly alone.
fuckin lovely dogs.
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There’s one thing I found out about dogs which is laughable. Their alternate nostrils show powerful sense of smell from extreme filth to pure sense of delight and both being close together must send them round the twist. That’s why they are useful to the police for tracking down criminals with drugs. The child killed must have been eating something it liked and that’s why the dog went for it.
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I like dogs – other people’s dogs. The are wonderful companions – for other people. The idea that they might make my house all stinky and full of their dead hair is too frightful. Then there is all the poo to pick up – fuck off. If we had to vote for dogs, I would vote for Staffies and Border Collies. Both are more intelligent that Labour and the Lib Dems. I saw a circus act when I was a nipper. Dogs wearing little clown costumes and riding bicycles. Brilliant!
That is all I know about dogs. Good morning, everyone.
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Like dogs, ( and cats) . Hate fucking dog owners who hang plastic bags of dog shit in trees, on Drystone walls… cunts trick..!
Take it away and throw it in some parkies backyard…💩
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From a pets point of view dogs aren’t as intelligent as cats in my mind. Dogs have to be lead by us, whereas cats are telling us I’m the boss around here.
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Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
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After the war, having a pet depended whether you could afford a dog you have to feed, or a cat which could look after itself. We plumbed for the cat, due to not having enough money to feed ourselves.
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Lot of doggism around here lately. Assemble the Klan!
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Growing up my family had German shepherds.
always had two, great dogs,
intelligent, loyal.
we had one, he was a dangerous dog really.
he hated the world.
I admired his attitude and he was my favourite.
Now you may say this reflects on us as owners, and tut,
and your entitled to your opinion
but I’m entitled to mine and you can get fucked.
our other dogs were well behaved but this one had a health issue that wasn’t diagnosed till later down the line, made him very aggressive.
massive longhaired German shepherd he was a good looking dog,
he didn’t bother with warning growls just straight to flashing fangs.
he hated other dogs, people ,
everything but family.
I adored him,
local scallies would cross the road near our house,
if I was walking him they’d run away.
he’d try and pull them over the wall into the garden so he could fuck them up at his leisure.
rage incarnate.
Cuntass would of loved him!
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Well said Mis and bang on the money.
Dogs very much have their own unique personalities.
My whippets are chalk and cheese in some regards.
The older lad is a right arsey cunt who’s incredibly territorial when strangers are near the house (especially his viz wearing types) or if he doesn’t like the vibe he’s getting from certain dogs.
The younger lad is far more laid back and loves everybody.
And they are uncle and nephew and they fucking hate cats.
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* hi-viz
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Alright Herman?👍
you winning?
Heavyweight boxing on tonight
johnny Fisher against some Belgian.
dunno who’s on the undercard though.
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I’m not bad thanks 👍
I’ll have a watch of that later.
Did you see the recent Filip Hrgovic v Moses Itauma bout?
Was a belter.
Talented lad is Moses but glad he lost spectacularly because you would have swore he was the second coming of Cassius Clay and Sugar Ray Leonard the way they were wanking over him.
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Dogs are the best animal on the planet. Intelligent, hilarious, loyal, and they never lie. I’ve had some splendid ones over the years and have like and enjoyed them more than people, and that includes family.
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Very true.
If dogs didn’t exist you would have to invent them.
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Its an honour to be chosen and loved by a stray cat you have to coax, whereas as dogs are easily lead and accept anyone who gives them food.
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cats follow me.
dunno why?
my tuna roll on deodorant?
but they do.
wish they’d fuck off really,
if they get run over following me id feel guilty.
Anyone else a pussy magnet?
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There are plenty of dogs too broken by cunt scum-human cruelty and neglect to simply mosey up for a snack. And plenty of cases of kittens unsullied by the behaviour of bastard scum people that are trusting from the off. The standoffish cats? … are being rightly wary (on the whole), let’s be honest.
They all only wsnt to feel safe and not be harmed.
It was said in reply 1, top, but I’d like to reiterate … in every case of a ‘bad’ animal, there is a human at fault behind it.
From the (cross)breeding that’s undertaken to the subpar treatment, whether the treatment is outright cruelty or neglect, down to mere lack of ‘doing it right’…
It’s them that should be cunting humanity, as a whole…
Approaching 20 years to date running a retirement-shelter under my belt. (Self funded, no socials).
I know what I’m talking about.
Cunt the cunt owners, not their victims.
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To clarify. A retirement shelter is where an ex-neglect creature, taken away from the cunts, gets to live-out their natural lives living well and being treated properly.
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Oh, no!. Cats yesterday was bad enough, but dogs?
Badly behaved dogs are the fault of their owners, but even the most aggressive chihuahua or flatuent bulldog is a hundred times better than, for example: Peter Mandeslon, Wes Streeting Kweer Starmer, Anthony Blair, Euan Blair, Jess Phillips, Angela Eagle, Angela Rayner, Bridget Phillipson, Alan Carr, Claudia Winkleman and the Strictly Come Mincing team combined – and that’s just off the top of my head and the UK alone.
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I detest dogs. Reasons:
Noisy barking and owners not giving a toss. They get a dog and it’s all a novelty for the first few weeks and then it turns into a chore and they can’t be bothered to take it for walks or care for it do they chuck it outside to bark all night.
Sh!t. Owners leaving their dog mess everywhere. Not only do owners still not clean it up, the ones that do leave the bags of shit as litter so that the turds can’t even rot properly. Or worse still, their dangling bags have to be avoided when walking past them.
‘He won’t hurt you.’ Oh that’s OK then, I’ll let him climb on me, touch me, sniff me and generally annoy me as I’m walking past. I don’t want the dirty creature anywhere near me regardless.
Single women with big dogs. We all know what some of them do and it’s apparently less clandestine these days. Only a matter of time before they join the alphabet alliance.
When I used to watch TV, endless dog food adverts with some closeup of a bowl of some mystery meat followed by a slobbering mutt licking its lips. Disgusting.
Any nice walk or area (getting rarer and rarer) that hasn’t been taken over by w0gs is populated by dog walkers or caters to them. Bins for their turds, dedicated ‘dog exercise areas’ (dog toilets), dog water bowls, even little posts on which to hang little green turd bags. Eventually we’ll get dog changing rooms and toilets.
Dog shows where owners show off their creatures and call them ‘handsome’ or ‘stunning.’
Films about dogs like that Marley and Me or Beethoven where dogs are all part of some happy family and the owners are all sad when the thing gets ill or dies.
Owners of dangerous breeds like Pitbulls who say ‘it’s the owner not the breed.’ These people have similar opinions about our new doctors and engineers.
Dog walkers who now see their animal as a chore and half heartedly walk it slowly along a field and utilise any excuse not to bother throwing a ball a few feet once every ten minutes and so start chatting endlessly to other dog owners so a little crowd forms for half an hour. After the big chat, drive off home.
Irritating, sanctimonious bellends who say stuff like ‘I don’t trust anyone who hates dogs, only Muzzies don’t like them, I loves me animals, me.’ Yes because nothing says you’re an animal lover more than getting a predatory carnivore, bred to have deformities, for which countless animals have to be slaughtered to feed it.
BRING BACK DOG LICENCES AND DOG CATCHERS.
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Afternoon Ahmed.
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Just to be clear – I don’t trust anybody who doesn’t like dogs.
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I don’t trust anyone who spends their days picking up and carrying dog turds.
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Would you prefer it if they left dog shit on the footpath?
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I don’t trust anyone who upvotes their own comments either.
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What sort of turd do you like picking up? Soft ones? Hard ones? Or maybe extra smelly ones?
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How do you know I pick my dogs turds up?
You don’t do you.
Just like I don’t know for sure whether you’re responsible for this nomination but are too cowardly to own it.
I guess we’ll never know will we Ahmed?
I might well be one of those cunts.
Do me a favour as well – give me a few extra up votes while you’re doing your own.
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Dogs are for boys.
Cats are for girls
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Was this nom typed up by the Prophet himself?
I am deeply suspicious of anybody who doesn’t like dogs. Can’t help it.
I actively despise any relative rattler who believe dogs to be “haram”
The fact that Peacefuls think that cats are halal despite them walking across worktops etc after prowling in various gardens getting up to fuck knows what yet dogs are unclean.
Although these knuckle dragging cunts wipe their arses with their hands so what the fuck do they know about cleanliness or hygiene?
Let’s be honest though – Mo the prophet got bitten by a dog when he was trying to molest some young girl on the Arabian peninsular back in the day.
And because Peacefuls aren’t capable of critical thinking, they believe any old shit about dogs being unclean or forbidden or whatever when the truth is staring them in the face.
I do agree with the nom in some regards that there are a hell of a lot of bad dog owners out there just as there are irresponsible cat owners.
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* My anti – this cunting sentiment post above started out by saying the ‘first response’ this morning was more like it, .. having up to then refrained from reading the twenty-something posts so far..
Simply because if there had been more posts in the same vein AS the nom, it would have sullied my outlook on those who had put them forth. And I dinnae forget much, ever. A lot of topics cunted – like politicians – deserve their shortfallings and being rip-roaring evil cunts highlighted, and other topics can be trivial, take ’em or leave ’em doesn’t really matter in the bigger scheme of things .. but big picture the human species cunting the canine species … is the cunt, here!
My point? .. I’ve read the other posts since, and am pleasantly surprised, so to speak. Artful’s first one stands out, especially.
That is all. I’m gonna head out o’er hill and dale now, with my eight loyal wagging-tail companions.
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Rishi Sunak said he’d cull the XL Bullies. But, as ever, he couldn’t find his balls and nothing was done.
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I love dogs because filthy Muslims don’t. Nothing more to say.
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if someone doesn’t like my dog I consider them a enemy.
My dog is my mate and we are loyal to each other.
if someone said
” I dont like your dog”
It’d get my back up.
id reply
your baby is ugly
or
your wife’s a mong.
Luckily my dog is highly popular and everyone round here likes her.
she couldn’t give a fuck if they do or not
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