Soon be Hallowe’en so what better a time to nominate that odious, blowhard, talent vacuum, and greedy money grabbing attention whore Gene Simmons.
His hair looks like a wig fashioned from pubes. He is the archetypal cartoon rock star, but takes himself deadly seriously. He hasn’t been credible since about 1977…if ever. He will literally say and do anything for money and attention.
His fabled long tongue might give B&WC some competition?
I always thought Kiss were a bit of a joke. Paul Stanley had a good voice and they did a few meh songs.
He reminds me a bit of Steven Seagal. A fat, washed up cunt with a shit hair weave wearing sunglasses all the time.
There was a story where he’d found out that the word”OJ” for orange juice, wasn’t copyrighted, and then he went and copyrighted it, so that every time it was used in advertising, he got paid for it. I bet OJ Simpson is fucking livid with him.
I’m sure I’ve read that his ex-bandmates all fucking hate him. Good.
He thinks he invented everything. He reckons he invented Ronnie James Dio’s famous “Devil Horns” hand signs and he didn’t, so he can fuck off with that shit.
He’s like that old cunt down the pub who brags about all the things he’s done, when he’s actually done fuck all.
Interestingly he has an album called “Asshole”.
How appropriate.
Please let’s not have any racist or anti-semitic comments alright cunters…we’re better than that.
Nominated by: Harold Steptoe




