For this exercise in selling your country down the river. No, cancel that. In giving your country away.

https://www.qmul.ac.uk/ihss/news/items/urban-strategies-for-undocumented-residents.html

Pencil-necked academics conferring on (in order)

1. Failing to police illegal immigration
2. Making the illegal immigrants welcome, while
3. Preventing any attempt to kick the immigrants back where they came from…
4. Giving them jobs in preference to legal residents, with
5. Free healthcare (they’re undocumented; they won’t be liable) and
6. Education, also paid for by the unfortunate *documented* citizens.

And I quote, reluctantly, for the benefit of anyone who thinks that QMUL might be apolitical:

This event will provide a platform to draw connections between the political economy of cities, the security practices at the heart of contemporary racial and colonial capitalism and the migration apparatus. In paying close attention to the messaging, practices, and tactics enacted by these organisers, there is much to learn about both the nature of the contemporary capitalist security state as well as how it might be possible to contest it.

I have never before seen anything as blatant as this in mainstream academia. The system is not only rotten, it has necrotising fasciitis and cabbage root fly.

Sweet oriental bird gives her opinion of QMUL here, for light relief:
(And what kind of light relief would that be long time? – NA)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmYBOtPpzbA

Nominated by: Komodo

Normally, I enjoy the French getting abuse but for once I am on their side.
The French took exception to one of their teachers having his head sawn off by a goat fucker . France is a secular country and promotes the right of citizens to voice opinions. Stating this reasonable position has caused a number of less than civilised nations to slag the Frogs off and urge a boycott of French goods.
The list of those nations makes interesting reading-
Turkey? Well, your attempts to join the EU will be vetoed.
Kuwait? Is this the same Kuwait that begged the Frogs to help the USA,U.K. etc to evict Saddam Hussein back in 1990.
Pakistan? The eternal begging bowl nation! Indian may well find itself being offered cut price Exocets.
Bangladesh Desh? See Pakistan.
Yes, there are some really short sighted nations who will regret being cunts in the near future.

Nominated by: Guzziguy

Keith Richards is a cunt.

Apart from being the most overrated guitarist in history and his smack habits almost ruining the Stones, Keef is another cunt championing Black Lives Matter. When asked about the BLM circus, the human skeleton said the following:

‘It’s about bloody time. I mean, in this country [the U.S.], things are coming to a head. That’s the way it is. You got to deal with it. It’s difficult for me to talk about it, because I am not an American. I live here, I am in heart and soul, I am one of you, but I can’t interfere. I’m like Putin, I refuse to interfere in your electoral process.’

That’s all very well. But Richards and his rock star ilk don’t have to live with gangs and criminals on their doorstep. His pregnant wife wasn’t threatened at gunpoint by Saint Chicken Floyd George or someone else just like him like that poor woman was. And any word for the people (including a black police officer) who have been murdered in the name of Black Lives Matter? No, didn’t think so.

And he’s never got over Brian Jones being better looking and more talented.

Nominated by: Norman

Witches are cunts, aren’t they.

‘Double double toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble‘

It’s difficult enough being president, fighting impeachment, having ‘Big Tech’ censor the opposition but allowing rumours thrown at you, whilst simultaneously battling for re-election. Trump now has to face a new foe: Witches.

No, this isnt a Harry Potter gag or a Halloween jest. Witches who oppose President Trump are planning to cast a “binding spell” on his administration. This is nothing new. Witches have been trying to cast spells against Trump since his inauguration in 2017. This one was on 25th October.

It’s the 21st century. Psh. Witches.

People who pretend to be witches think they look sexy like that ‘Bewitched’ blonde from the 1960s or those ones Jack Nicholson ploughed in Eastwick in the 80s, though in reality they resemble the Wizard of Oz green-faced one, the warty Disney ones, Hazel McSturgeon from Rentaghost, or Theresa May.

Incidentally, The Witches is an imaginative Roald Dahl book that was made into a film in the 90s and has now been re-made with a more “diverse cast” as well as that irritating, grinning, one-trick pony Anne Hathaway cunt.

Fuck people who think they’re witches. Just because you have long hair, live alone with seven teeth and six cats, cackle insanely, don’t bathe, and like purple, it doesn’t mean you’re mystical; it means you’re an ugly, unkempt cunt.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

Don’t usually suggest a nom but im going to!

Barack Obama

I’m getting fed up of this prick to the back teeth ^always kissing bidens arse and knocking the DONALD.

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH THESE HAS BEENS IN UK OR AMERICA WHO HAD THEIR TIME AND FUCKED IT UP!

FUCKING ANNOYING OVER OPINIONATED TWATS.

Nominated by: Anne frank