Muh Protein


Where the fuck has this sudden obsession come from? Everything on the shelves blasting this much protein that much protein. Grab a slab of protein to go. It’s like the new Veganism, except it involves eating dead animals, which makes it ten trillion times better. But it’s still annoying as fuck.

From what I can see, it’s targeted at broccoli-haired ‘bros’ wearing lurex tops to show off their muscle tits and biceps done on 24/7 reps at ‘the gym’, the gym being their entire personality. ‘Gotta hit muh protein bro’, meaning got to stuff tons of ultra-processed ‘animal’ shit down their gullets from the likes of MuckDs.

And you just know these self-regarding ubermensch are the ones that do a shitty 9-5, 2 hours in the gym, then home via plastic takeaway ‘protein’ crap, and ‘Netflix and chill’ with woke propaganda destroying their brains until bedtime, before getting up and doing it all again the next day. And never voting because politics is ‘lame’.

BBC News? (Link provided by Unkle Terry)

Nominated by : WokeUpTodayAndRealisedWhatACuntIAm

2 thoughts on “Muh Protein”

  1. If anyone were to tell me about their high protein diet I would give them the same response as I do to vegetarians and vegans.

    ‘I don’t give a fuck what you eat’

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