Where the fuck has this sudden obsession come from? Everything on the shelves blasting this much protein that much protein. Grab a slab of protein to go. It’s like the new Veganism, except it involves eating dead animals, which makes it ten trillion times better. But it’s still annoying as fuck.
From what I can see, it’s targeted at broccoli-haired ‘bros’ wearing lurex tops to show off their muscle tits and biceps done on 24/7 reps at ‘the gym’, the gym being their entire personality. ‘Gotta hit muh protein bro’, meaning got to stuff tons of ultra-processed ‘animal’ shit down their gullets from the likes of MuckDs.
And you just know these self-regarding ubermensch are the ones that do a shitty 9-5, 2 hours in the gym, then home via plastic takeaway ‘protein’ crap, and ‘Netflix and chill’ with woke propaganda destroying their brains until bedtime, before getting up and doing it all again the next day. And never voting because politics is ‘lame’.
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If anyone were to tell me about their high protein diet I would give them the same response as I do to vegetarians and vegans.
‘I don’t give a fuck what you eat’
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I don’t wish to show my eighty odd year old body whilst I’m drinking my proscribed protein drink Fortisip, thank you.
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I guess you mean prescribed Sammy.
Blame autocorrect, that’s what I do.
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it’s a supplement thing.
people aren’t getting enough protein.
The rise in veganism means pallid, limp waisted lefties fainting in the street from anemia
due to lack in protein.
I eat a lot of meat.
ribs, steaks etc high protein levels.
I’m fit for action,
it’s a modern pandemic – low protein levels.
Good nom Wokey👌
As a gay you don’t have to worry about protein.
mens spunk is full of protein 😂
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Muh protein.. wasn’t that david lammys grandmothers name.
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I bought one of those healthy meal kit things online.
They supply the ingredients and recipes, you do the cooking.
It claimed to contain high protein foods to boost your muscle strength.
I couldn’t get the fucking box open.
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Just have a nice ribeye and chips FFS
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