When I first saw this term, l thought forest fires had started ripping through Snowdonia or the Brecon Beacons. Then I realised it was being used for the 2 week lockdown which we in England would call a circuit breaker lockdown.
At the time of writing, we’ve now reached the ridiculous position of police checks on the ‘border’, stopping people from leaving or entering for ‘non-essential journeys’.
What’s so fuckin’ ridiculous is that Gloucestershire police are assisting these buggers by carrying out their own checks. WTF has this got to do with English police?

The Welsh government has stopped people from buying ‘non-essential goods’.
Picture the scene: a Welsh policeman pulls up a motorist crossing into England.
“ Good day Sir. Would you mind stepping out your car and opening the boot?”
Motorist: I don’t do drugs, officer.
PC : It’s not about that Sir. Please open that bag.
Motorist : unzips a hold-all and takes out items of clothing.
PC : Can you explain to me what 30 pairs of socks are doing on your person?
Motorist : I didn’t know they were an illegal substance Officer.(note – they should be in my case.)
PC : You say you bought them from Tesco in Pontypool? They are classed as a non essential item and I have no choice but to fine you £100 on the spot.
Motorist : Pays cash and PC pockets cash for the annual Christmas ball.

What a fuckin’ load of nonsense. What a load of cunts circuit breakers and the Marxist Welsh government are.

Nominated by: Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt

Sympathy for the Queen having to see this list of (mostly) cunts on a weekly basis. I invite ISAC correspondents to further embellish my descriptions in your customarily humorous and perceptive way.

IMPORTANT NOTE : Two word limit; three for that Uber cunt of the century Blair.

Notice how things really started to go relentlessly tits up after Supermac and with brief exceptions it’s been downhill all the way.

Churchill. Colossus. Winner
Macmillan. Witty. Cool
Eden. Lost Suez
Hume. Interim Nobody
Wilson. Slimy Devaluer
Heath. EECs patsy
Callaghan. Shifty. Strikebound
Thatcher. Principled. Competent
Major. Edwina’s sextoy
Blaircunt. Zealot. Antichrist.Warmonger
Brown. Dour cunt
Cameron. PR consultant
May. Overpromoted Backbencher
Johnson. Isn’t Corbyn

Nominated by: Isaac Hunt 

‘Holy hooters Batman; you’ve got er…breasts! Are you *gulp* one of those *cough* transexuals now?’
‘You oaf Robin! Ah ain’t no man, ah’m a woman, and these babies ah’m packing into this incredibly tight costume ah all mahn!’

Well it had to happen. The latest Bat-themed caped crusader to maraud around the mean streets of Gotham is *gasp* a woman.
(Box ticked).
Ah, but in the first ‘season’ of the ‘Batwoman’ tv series, Batwoman was, er, white. Now for ‘season’ two, she’s black.
(Box ticked).
She has a new costume, because the production team thought it important *quote* ‘to emphasise that Batwoman is a Black girl’. (her skin colour and hair wouldn’t have been enough to tip the viewer off to that one?).
(Box ticked).
Not finished virtue-signalling yet though. Batwoman is an ‘out an’ proud’ lesbian.
(Box ticked).
Still not finished. Batwoman is played by (wait for it) bisexual actperson Javicia Leslie.
(Box ticked).

Gosh but Hollywood just loves to show off its ‘right on’ credentials these days. Does anybody know when ‘woke’ Batwoman is due to air here? I can’t wait to see how they fake up our heroine parking the Batmobile perfectly.
(Box ticked).

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Cinch, an internet second-hand car company. I know fuck-all about them, but, I’ve seen two seperate adverts that sent my blood pressure dangerously high. Both mixed-race couples, of course, but the bit that sent my BP over two hundred systolic was that plastic, porcelain-toothed ultra-cunt Rylan Clarke-Neal. For the sake of my health, I must, in future, turn over when it’s on.

Nominated by: DCI Gene Cunt

The FA are cunts.

They are bringing a ‘diversity code’. The Football Leadership Diversity Code aims to tackle ‘racial inequality’ in the English game. It also hopes to increase the number of female coaches in women’s football. ex Chelsea plodder, Paul Elliott, head of the FA’s inclusion advisory board, says the new code will “hold football to account”.

In doing so, the clubs have to agree that:

15% of new executive appointments will be from a BAME background, with 30% female.

25% of new coaching appointments will be BAME and 10% of senior coaching appointments.

50% of new coaching appointments at women’s football clubs will be female, with 15% BAME.

Shortlists for interview will have at least one male and one female BAME candidate, provided applicants meeting the job specifications apply.

Which basically means a job will be got or offered based entirely on skin colour and not on ability. And anyone who argues will be ‘racist’ and against ‘progress’ and ‘diversity’.

Elliott said ‘What really inspired me to create the code was a comment from Raheem Sterling, when he said he looks up to the directors and senior leadership and doesn’t see people like him’.

First of all, what rule says they have to look like Sterling? And why is it wrong if they don’t? Wanting BAME superiors? Is that any different to Hitler wanting an aryan master race? Secondly, it is laughable. Elliott is quoting Sterling, yet little Raheem is employed by Arabs: a gulf state fascist regime and he happily takes their money. Virtue signalling hypocritical pull the ladder up cunts.

Nominated by: Norman