The Welsh Firebreak


When I first saw this term, l thought forest fires had started ripping through Snowdonia or the Brecon Beacons. Then I realised it was being used for the 2 week lockdown which we in England would call a circuit breaker lockdown.
At the time of writing, we’ve now reached the ridiculous position of police checks on the ‘border’, stopping people from leaving or entering for ‘non-essential journeys’.
What’s so fuckin’ ridiculous is that Gloucestershire police are assisting these buggers by carrying out their own checks. WTF has this got to do with English police?

The Welsh government has stopped people from buying ‘non-essential goods’.
Picture the scene: a Welsh policeman pulls up a motorist crossing into England.
“ Good day Sir. Would you mind stepping out your car and opening the boot?”
Motorist: I don’t do drugs, officer.
PC : It’s not about that Sir. Please open that bag.
Motorist : unzips a hold-all and takes out items of clothing.
PC : Can you explain to me what 30 pairs of socks are doing on your person?
Motorist : I didn’t know they were an illegal substance Officer.(note – they should be in my case.)
PC : You say you bought them from Tesco in Pontypool? They are classed as a non essential item and I have no choice but to fine you £100 on the spot.
Motorist : Pays cash and PC pockets cash for the annual Christmas ball.

What a fuckin’ load of nonsense. What a load of cunts circuit breakers and the Marxist Welsh government are.

Nominated by: Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt

48 thoughts on “The Welsh Firebreak

  1. I used to work with a very, very fat Welsh bird. She was thick as pigshit and frankly didn’t wash as often as a normal person should, let alone one bordering on morbid obesity. She was also a nasty little (in the intellectual and social sense) cunt, but did once give me a very good blowjob.
    So swings and roundabouts really.
    I doubt there’s much more to be said about the Welsh.

    • Your name is Dan and you must be fucking desperate.
      I claim my DC Comics £5.00 lock-down relief voucher.

  2. If I hear one more multi-millionaire TV presenter or politician say again that, “We’re all in this together”…..I think I’m gonna lose it.

    We may all be in the same storm but we ain’t all in the same boat….

  3. Lock off the sanitary products in Tesco, they are non essential…..

    Fucking women complain about everything 😂

    On the news just now, Sainsburys, who told customers if the didn’t agree with supporting Black History Month to Fuck off and shop elsewhere have announced 3500 job cuts and closing 420 Argos stores.

    Strange they waited until the end of Black Bullshit Month to announce that , cunts

    Back to Wales, did anyone notice the lockdown other than the guy shopping in his pants 😂

    • They’re also closing their meat, fish and deli counters thereby removing any reason I had to go there. They, along with the other supermarkets, conspired to close down any local butcher or fishmonger in the area and have now made sure you can’t get ANYTHING you used to be able to buy in your local shops 30 or 40 years ago. You can bet the CEO’s of these companies can get whatever they want.

  4. Of course, what is “non-essential” for one person might be essential for another. For example, if the heel came off a shoe when you were out, a new pair would be essential to you. Or if the zip went on your fly, a new pair of trousers would be essential unless you wanted to get arrested for indecency.

    Given that (here in London) there is as much traffic today as any normal Thursday (at the last lockdown day one was like a very quiet rainy Sunday), I think this lockdown will fizzle out anyway.

    • I get that feeling up here in west Norfolk.
      I think it will be business as usual on the roads ( like this morning) and I very rarely go into town nowadays unless when my daughter comes to stay and she needs something, other than that the same old beanies and Neanderthal’s walking through town drinking their 8.5% Oranjeboom lager shouting “you cunt!” at everyone while queuing up in Boots to get their “scrip”. It’s a prescription you wanker!!

  5. I’ve completely lost track given that all four nations seem to have their own set of rules about what you can and can’t do.

    Call it whatever you want but this lockdown is a complete fucking shambles, and will fuck the economy to within an inch of its life. But only the poor will be worst hit, but it will be the poor who will be expected to put up with massive tax rises and cuts in services for the next 10-20 years.

    Meanwhile, all the rich cunts will become richer now that there will be 3 or 4 million people on the dole desperate for work. Oh, and the politicians will have moved on from Covid and onto the next national crisis they’ll totally fuck up!

    Same old same old

    • Nothing has changed, the Scots, Irish and Welsh are still cunts 😂

      The Poor will be fine, the Bank of England have just produced another £150 billion.

  6. Just been looking at the comments on the local website, cunts down here want a total lockdown with troops patrolling the streets. Got to stop the hospital filling up with covidiots!! The cunts will be moaning when the hospital is full of poor cunts dying of untreated diseases. Fuck em, ignorant hysterical cretins. What lockdown?? Traffic flowing normally.

    • 77th Brigade bigging up their own. No sane person wants military involvement. It’s utter bullshit.

      *77th Brigade is our military digital psyops brigade. They pose as real people on social media to manipulate opinion. Our version of the ‘Russian bots’.

      • Martial law; further suspension of elections (next May will probably be cancelled as no time to campaign – again); concentration camps for political dissidents including anti-vaxxers; rationing with queuing – priority given to NHS, Covid marshals and informants; euthanasia programmes for elderly and mentally “subnormal”. All ready and waiting in the government’s armoury. Lockdowns are a pile of Nazi shit masquerading as “keeping granny safe.”

    • A welsh Fire break is a mythical animal often carved into medieval churhes.
      Still worshipped in rural parts the locals leave offerings of sanitary pads and sacred leeks in midsummer day.

      • You are definitely on to something MNC. The occult has been weaponised during crises throughout history. Dennis Wheatley tells of how dark forces were used during WWII, and he really knew what he was going on about.

      • Afternoon Twenty!👍
        The welsh are led by fuckin idiots same as us, same as the scots, soon be in US too.
        Like a race to get the worst possible leader,
        Everyone clamouring for the village idiot to sit on the throne.
        *Good nom Bertie Blunt!👍

  7. What politician doesn’t enjoy an opportunity to appear decisive and in command?
    Just so long as someone else pays for the financial fallout and the expenses keep flowing.
    Fuck those Welsh commies.
    Hopeless cunts.

  8. Agree with Edward Wallace, almost, not all the world Just old commies die hard socialists, cry baby want everything for nothing woke cunts oh and Lewis fucking half white Hamilton. Cunts.

  9. You’ll never say Covid-19 the same way again, once you’ve said it the same way you sing ‘Come on Eileen’….

  10. Take my word for it, hospitals, at least ED’s are rammed, (most of the time). Two and a bit hours to off-load a patient two days in a row at seperate hospitals. One space available, ours could maintain their own airway so wasn’t a priority. Eleven trucks waiting to off-load at one. Point being, most, if not all of these were not Covid related, winter pressure’s not in, yet, yet we were at Reap Red. Fuck knows what it’s going to be like when winter really kicks in, the economy crashes and people lose their jobs. Stay safe, Cunters.

    • Just wait until your lords and masters say you have to prioritise.

      BAME first of course 😂

    • And this is no different to any other year.

      Our NHS is always at capacity/crisis point this time of year, and has been for years. It’s a fucking disgrace given how much money goes into it and how little evidently gets where it needs to go.

      It’s like foreign aid. The poor get scraps, the dictator gets 10 shiny Aston Martins.

      • No need to tell me, I’m on the front fucking line, picking up the pieces! You can never have too many managers, though.

      • I worked as a clerk at an NHS hospital. Bastards potentially exposed me and others to asbestos in the basement, which they fucking knew about but did nothing about either! I don’t have much respect for the middle and upper management obviously..

  11. Tango man’s got the right idea. Build a big fuck off wall along the Welsh border, keep the fuckers out.

  12. In 1272 the Welsh invented the condom using a sheeps lower intestine.
    In 1783 the English refined it by removing it from the sheep first.

    • If they ever classify the Welsh as minority ethnic – which would be logical -, you’re in trouble for that one, Ron.

      #welshhistoryhour

  13. Firebreak, circuit breaker, R number, lockdown, don’t kill Granny, we’re all in this together.
    Guidelines, not laws – the Government have no legal remit to do what they are doing, irrespective of which Country they are in.
    Fuck them.

  14. A Welsh firebreak is in fact the tea break that Welsh Nationalist cunts take, after they have set fire to their third English-owned holiday cottage of the day.
    Not to be confused to welsh circuit-breaker-this is when they isolate the holiday cottage, damage services-alarm system. phone-line, prior to fire bombing it.
    Cunts.

  15. That was truly a shocking report up here in the North yesterday. A mother and daughter went to ‘rescue’ Granny (94) from a Care Home. They hadn’t seen her in 9 months. She’s deteriorating fast. The mother (a qualified nurse) cuffed in the back of the police car. ‘de-arrested’ later. Grandma back in the Care Home.
    So once again the State has more power over individuals than families.
    Presumably the family ‘pay’ for her care in the Home. And they haven’t the right to take her out?
    Crazy times.

    • Miles -the care home were obliged to call the police-“duty of care” looms it’s head again.

      • I wonder what the actual facts are? If the mother had Capacity, and wanted to go, then her daughter had every right to take her, as possibly proven when the (probably embarrassed to be there) police de-arrested her. We’re not allowed to take someone against their wishes if they have Capacity, even if we KNOW they’ll die, as long as they prove they have Capacity and sign the relevent box. It’s kidnapping, otherwise.

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