Raaaay-sist Plasters

There’s a clip circulating on Soshul Meeja where some Yank bird, claiming to be a teacher, starts crying about the fact that plasters ( band-aids they call them in Yankland ) are white. They’re obviously not but let’s not have a row about shades of whiteyness because they are all bad, end of story.
She holds up a couple of plasters and says “ every time I put these on a brown child I am literally adding insult to injury.”
Fucking hell, I bet she thought that was a very clever thing to say not realising that she had just made a complete cunt of herself. ? Are you sure you are a teacher darling? I reckon the black kid who has just been stung by a cunting wasp doesn’t give a flying fuck about the “insult” of the off white plaster. Talk about finding raaaay-sism where it doesn’t exist……they should sign this bitch up to the Labour Party.

Sorry Admin, links are way above my technical ability. You’ll have to do it yourself or bin the fucker.

(Well, you caught me in a forgiving mood, Freddie. I found a link to the story. – NA)

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

This 90 yr old, ‘Poundland’ Capt.Tom wannabe, says he was inspired to raise money by Marcus Rashford’s (not again!) free school meals campaign and Captain Sir Tom Moore.

Capt.Tom raised £Millions – So far this tail end Charlie attention seeker has raised £3,600 for food charity ‘FareShare’.

Sod off home, put your feet up, have a cocoa, watch Countdown & shut the fuck up.

Nominated by: Lord of the Rings

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9422175/Veteran-RollerJohn-89-skating-90-laps-garden-90th-birthday-inspired-Captain-Tom.html

emergency cunting for Phil the royal who has died.

BBC already pushing that he was immigrant who had to escape his country. yada yada.

Nominated by: the cunt of montybisto

(This is a pretty pisspoor nomination in terms of narrative and structure, but we’ll go with it because its a major headline. So go wild – DA)

A diversity-is-our strength cunting please for this 19 year old savage, who, in order to celebrate her 18th birthday went on a six day bender. The brainless whore left her baby daughter alone the entire time, with the result that the child died of dehydration and influenza:

Link to story.

She has, to her credit, pleaded guilty. She will be sentenced later. Her defence council have been given access to all her social service papers, no doubt to concoct a suitable sob story to get her a minimal sentence. That sentence should surely include sterilization, so she an never produce offspring to abuse again.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs