Surveillance Capitalism

Surveillance Capitalism.

Whoa. Just a minute. Capitalism’s a trigger word for the left, and because it’s a trigger word for the left, its use is seen with suspicion by the right.

But, right wingers, this isn’t what the bogeyman Marx was condemning. Left wingers, this is not going to be fixed by the revolt of the proletariat. We’re all proletariat as far as this reinvention of exploitation is concerned.

This should be the legitimate concern of traditional right and traditional left alike. It embodies and perpetuates much of the crap that we on ISAC spend our time deploring.

You’ve spotted that our freedoms are being eroded, including our freedom of thought, never mind speech?

That everything about you is being written down in a digital inventory, and that your life is no longer private?

That you’re being sold shit you don’t need by the behavioural psychologists now employed in Marketing, and only realise you’ve been conned when – or if -you check your bank statement on the mobile phone you are paying through the nose for?

And that every facet of every human interaction has become monetised by the trade in information? Information used to nudge your preferences, suppress your opinions and keep the regular payments leaking out of your account?

That’s surveillance capitalism.

A more informed perception of surveillance capitalism is emerging. Right wingers, I’m sorry this quote comes from a rather good review in the Guardian. However, the Spectator did one of its competitions on the topic.

“While the general modus operandi of Google, Facebook et al has been known and understood (at least by some people) for a while, what has been missing – and what Zuboff provides – is the insight and scholarship to situate them in a wider context.

She points out that while most of us think that we are dealing merely with algorithmic inscrutability, in fact what confronts us is the latest phase in capitalism’s long evolution – from the making of products, to mass production, to managerial capitalism, to services, to financial capitalism, and now to the exploitation of behavioural predictions covertly derived from the surveillance of users.

In that sense, her vast (660-page) book is a continuation of a tradition that includes Adam Smith, Max Weber, Karl Polanyi and – dare I say it – Karl Marx.

Viewed from this perspective, the behaviour of the digital giants looks rather different from the roseate hallucinations of Wired magazine.

What one sees instead is a colonising ruthlessness of which John D Rockefeller would have been proud. First of all there was the arrogant appropriation of users’ behavioural data – viewed as a free resource, there for the taking.

Then the use of patented methods to extract or infer data  even when users had explicitly denied permission, followed by the use of technologies that were opaque by design and fostered user ignorance.”

Guardian Link

Spectator Link

Sorry about the length. But it’s a gigantic cunt.

Nominated by: Komodo

Weddings (2)

Weddings are cunts.

Years ago being married had some benefits, tax relief, mortgages were easier to acquire and you were offered better rates, it gave the illusion you were steady and reliable.

Those times have long since gone and now being married just means that you get to spend £20-£30k minimum on a full day/s vanity project that photographers, cake makers, tailors, caterers prey on.

I could have probably made the cunting purely about photographers, they charge thousands to take social media style, fake photos of the ‘happy’ couple having a great day, but it’s all a sham, every photo is staged to be just like every other cunts wedding photos, that are then used to show off to friends at a later date “look how much of a stupid cunt I was to pay £1000 for these vain photos of me pretending to be enjoying myself”.

Caterers are also cunts, they charge a minimum of £60 per head for absolute shite, cold food that’s usually under/over cooked, it also takes about 2 hours to serve everyone and inevitably the guests are sat with other cunts they neither like nor want to spend any time with.

But by far the worst cunts are the bride and groom, they sanction spending tens of thousands on being a prince and princess for a day, the epitome of the ‘look at me’ generation, I’ve known some people pretend to become religious and go to church so they can get married there. It’s fucking ludicrous, all so they can show off. Get fucked!

I could go on, but I fear this is already running long. Feel free to add to how cuntish weddings are, I think I prefer funerals.

Nominated by: elcuntio

‘It’s Raining THEM’

(Header pic is Mila Jam apparently – Day Admin)

Remember the good old days down the pub, when some bird off her tits on tart fuel would grab the karaoke mic, and start bawling ‘It’s Raining Men’ at the top of her voice?.

Well that was then, and this is now. I’m sure that IsAC stalwarts will be delighted to learn that the 80s disco classic has been appropriated by the Wokerati, and ‘re-imagined’ for today’s snowflake generation.

From now on (altogether now) it’s ‘hallelujah, it’s raining THEM’. Yes, the lyrics have been adjusted to soothe the easily bruised sensibilities of those of the ‘gender fluid’ persuasion; for example the reference to ‘mother nature’ being ‘a single woman’ has been amended to ‘they’re a single person’.

I shit you not. This delightful ditty has been released by some American (natch) non-entity by the name of Mila Jam, a self-styled ‘transgender singer and gay rights activist’.

No, me neither.

At least there’s the potential for a laugh here. I reckon that the regulars on here will look forward eagerly to the chance to give their favourites from yesteryear a woke makeover.

I’ll kick off with my suggestion for another disco classic; ‘I’m Every Woman’ must now become ‘I’m Every Non-binary’ (I would have gone for ‘I’m Every Gender Non-specific’ but it won’t scan to the melody). (It would be interesting how the wimminz Feminazis would put up with that! – Day Admin)

Meanwhile, have a little look at this, and enjoooooooooy…

Raining Them

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Banksy’s (6) Little Lovely Legoland Knockoff

Trumpton goes dark.

I feel it’s time for that anonymous irritant Banksy to have the honour of another nomination. Actually, not just Banksy but the whole bullshit circus and fawning worship of this wanker who is clearly up his/her/they own arse. Not only do they seem to have acquired the right to spray they’re “art” wherever they like, they also feel free to dictate to owners of property they’ve defaced what to do with it.

Link

I’m sure the owners of the model village mentioned in the bbc story are grateful for the publicity, but I’d be really tempted to tell Banksy’s “team” to get fucked. And how, in the age of smartphones and blanket cctv, are we expected to believe that this cunt (or cunts) remains anonymous?

And why do the bbc and the rest of our media cretins wank themselves stupid every time one of their shitty, childish and often woke bits of graffiti appear? Beats the shit out of me, whereas I’d like to be beating the shit out of Banksy. Whoever he/she/they or it is.

Nominated by – Field Marshal Cuntgomery

Cruelty To Animals

Cruelty To Animals is a cunt, isn’t it.

Fuck the cunts who cut fins off sharks to make soup.
Fuck the mooks who farm chickens that live in cages.
Fuck the lowlife who own a dog and neither exercise it nor treat it well.

Fuck the Gyppôs who work in circuses that keep animals in cages most of their lives. Animals forced into submission, whipped, chained, and denied contact with their own species, because to investigate the circus-owners would be poikey-phobic.

Fuck the world champions of animal cruelty, Asian cuntries, specifically China. Nonetheless, it exists everywhere. The RSPCA has a cruelty hotline which operates 24 hours a day. This receives a million animal abuse reports each year.

It doesn’t matter if you’re punching a horse at the Olympics, slaughtering cows for a living, putting cats in bins, or burning dogs’ paws with a cheap lighter, if you practise this, you’re a scummy, worthless individual at the bottom of the hierarchy of humans. Do the world a favour.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous