Won The Apprentice, got knocked up and left the job immediately.

A few days ago I cunted the news (and whining minorities), as sly news and the beebistan were spouting a load of woke shite….
At the end I said, and I quote; “that’s the last time I watch the fucking news”.

Well. I lied.

When I heard GB news was launching I thought “yippee” and tuned in.

For the first couple of days it was good. Didn’t watch it much as I’m a busy man, but Andrew Neil seemed good and I didn’t see any race or gender bollocks.

Just as I thought though, it was too good to be true….

Just turned on and it’s Michelle Dewbury talking to Yasmine Ali Bah Bah Brown (that Groaniad cretin) banging on about the benefits of poovery. They discussed about how much they both love the noofters and something about effnic pooves…. (I’ve zoned out by this point, fantasising about busting a cricket bat over both their skulls).

Next it’s about armed forces week. Some retired/retarded ex army bloke banging on about diversity, recruiting more wimminz and more minorities ….. blah blah fucking diversity gays wimminz blah blah blah….

…. that’s the last time I watch the fucking news.
I mean it this time.

…except Andrew Neil.

https://www.gbnews.uk/

Nominated by: DeploytheSausage.

After all the nominations from yesterday, we’re adding an extra Brucie bonus post today and tomorrow. Enjoy! – DA

A massive four legged cunting for cunts with pitt bull type dogs

You know the kind of low life scum i mean, the pricks who walk into a park and let the fuckers off their leads, usually drug dealers or the local gaaaangstars innit looking for somewhere to eat their KFC or smoke pot.

If only these cunts cunt dogs would turn on the owners and tear them apart., but it rarely goes that way, its usually some innocent person trying to have a picnic, see the link.

Now i know its not the dogs fault if its owner is a fuckwitt cunt but like Audi drivers you can bet the owner is usually a cunt and so when you see a pitbull type dog the conclusion is more often accurate.

These fuckers should be properly punished for this, i can honestly say i would much prefer to see these cunts mauled by a pack of Hyenas than watch an old blind Jack Russel have to go through that, not to mention the trauma on the dogs owners.

So to all stinking of weed, gangster wanna be, gobshite cunts who think having dogs they cant control makes them look good, there wont be much sympathy for you from me when your mutt tears your little boy/girl/ granny a new arsehole and hopefully you get 10 years of getting reamed on Saturday nights.

These are the cunts mustard gas was designed for……

Link to story.

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

This cunt factory is in Hammersmith……very posh, very prestigious…….£26,000 a year to you Sir. You probably thought you could escape the hand of the woke at such an establishment. Think again.

As from September the Head Girl will be known as the Head of School so as not to upset the “non binaries.”

Hold on a minute, doesn’t Head of School sound a bit like the Head Teacher? That’s a bit confusing innit? Not really because the Head Teacher is actually called the High Mistress!

Seriously! I’m not making this shit up. The High Mistress is one Sarah Fletcher who claims there are at least 150 different gender identities. Oh yeah, name them then Sarah you dozy old ratbag. Don’t just pick a number out of the air and think no cunt is going to challenge it.

What an absolute load of fucking bollocks.

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog 

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Stonewall says no more boys and girls

School drops gender labelling

Let’s hear it again for Mr. Punch, the snobbish, prissy old woman, Grieve, who proved yet again what a snobbish old cunt he is, by his condescending remarks after Thursday’s Chesham bi-election.

Grieve By-election Rant

The voters there, and at Beaconsfield. the constituency who told him to fuck off in 2019, are, he said, “sophisticated” (which might be why they gave the old queen the heave-ho).

Needless to say, the BBC gave maximum coverage of his hissy fit, even repeating the most snobbish bit in a two minute news summary, and the Remoaners at the Guardian and Independent were no doubt pissing their pants, just as they did over Bercow joining the Labour Party yesterday (I think in reality he had joined them 3 years ago when he was arselicking Hilary Benn and Sugartits).

The more you look at the face of this wizened old motherfucker the more you realise the truth of “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”.

I can just picture duckie Dommie, rifling through Eddie Izzard’s undie draw trying on the frilly pink crotchless knickers, not to mention the pink beret and lippy.

Yesterday, Beaconsfield, tomorrow the public lavatories of a Soho drag pub.

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs

This isn’t actually Paul Roberts, but it is a soy boy according to Google image search. If you know who it is you get a prize*

This soy boy archetype Paul Roberts warrants a well deserved cunting, then force fed 4 pints of full cream milk. Judging by his reaction to his child being denied soya milk, it will probably kill him:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2021/06/24/vegan-dad-couldnt-sleep-because-daughter-couldnt-take-soya-milk-to-school-14821352/amp/

What an utter bellend. Forcing his child into veganism is bad enough, but the fact this cunt was losing sleep over it just makes me wonder how he copes with life in general? Heavy gas bill – Full on counselling, Stranger knocks on the door – Police called, restraining order and full on counselling, family bereavement – Spontaneous combustion?

Kid should be taken into care before this limp wristed twat fucks her up completely.

Nominated by: Bellendiousmaximus

Seconded by Sidthesexistsforeskin 

Hi all, now this really an cunt of galaxy proportions, this father suffered from sleepiness nights because his daughter was not allowed to have soya milk at school,there really are no words for this waste of a father, you would have thought he had other things to worry about, like his daughter crossing the road safely, or not being accosted by strangers, but no this cunt was more worried about soya milk, ffs, this father needs his testicles removed and should not breed, what a cunt, here is the link below

*You don’t get a prize it’s famed conspiracy theorist and perennial looking like he’s about to cry at any time Paul Joseph Watson!…

Well I know who he is…