Did you know that (tomorrow/today/yesterday – depends if/when Admin publishes this nomination) June 22 (Err better late than never – DA) is British Windrush Day? Probably not.

Do you even care that June 22 is British Windrush Day? Definitely not, unless you want to put an end to it.

Windrush Day

Going on to the timeanddate.com site to check the exact time of today’s solstice, I clicked on Holidays and Events and noticed this event. The article on the website begins with “On June 22 every year, the UK celebrates Windrush Day to honor the British Caribbean community.”

WTF! Does the whole of the UK ‘celebrate’ this? I had never even heard of it until a few minutes ago and now that I do, I shall not be celebrating it just as I don’t travel across London during the August Bank Holiday to get stabbed or pickpocketed at the Notting Hill Carnival.

Whatever next? Parking Stanley Bus Drivers’ Day to celebrate the arrival of Unhappy Richard’s daddy in the UK? Al Quds Day to celebrate Islamic terrorists? Hold on, we already have that one.

Chiggun!

Nominated by: Hard Brexit Cunt.

I am not sure if this has been cunted already, if so then I second the cunting.

With all the arguments over holding the Olympics this year and the Japanese public against it, Covid secure, no foreign spectators it sounds like it will be a big flop.

So how to spice it up, well NZ have thrown a fucking great big Javelin straight into the arena by selecting a Trans weightlifter for their women’s team, apparently the rules allow this providing testosterone levels are under a certain limit, let’s ignore the fact that this thing was a Male weightlifter and has all the advantages of a male body after all he is actually a man as we know you can chop off the tackle but all the internals are the same.

It’s not gone down well with real female weightlifters and to my mind it just puts the Olympics straight back into same unfair competition status we saw using drugs to enhance performance.

The Olympic committee are cunts for allowing it, NZ are cunts for selecting a bloke to compete in a female event, just wait for others to start jumping on the bandwagon.

I won’t be watching any of the Olympics, they are a disgrace!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-57549653

Nominated by: Sick of it 

Now the average age of a combat soldier in Vietnam was 19 (allegedly) average age of a cunter is 46. so I think that most of you will agree with me, I have bits falling off me, bad back, sore knee, tired, bad arm ect.

Likewise Mrs B MkIII, she has her issues, back is out, leg wont work, pussy is on strike, normal shit for people of our age.

So we have occasional Zodiac sex!

This is not a New fad but the reality of life, we have to wait until all parts of our bodies are functioning and in alignment before we can get jiggy!

Obviously afterwards we need to see doctors for non STD treatments after the required exertions.

We are after all 19 year old’s imprisoned in fucked bodies.

Zodiac sex is a bit of a cunt too.

Nominated by : Lord benny(not quite deceased, but close)

??? – DA

So you want a 90% mortgage and get paid cash in hand? No problem.

The entire mortgage system is a cunt and someone needs to sort these cunts out.

Recently I moved in with (soon to be) Mrs Sausage. We got our mortgage approved, sorted our current residences, and in her case, booked movers. I was to help her move on the day, and as I had a few days left on my lease (she owned, I rented), I was gonna move myself in the days after.

All going fine.

The night before, I get to hers to help with the final packing and it turns out that Barclays haven’t released the funds.
All was approved, all booked and ready, but the solicitors didn’t have the money.

After frantic calling and constantly being told “urrrrr don’t know” in answer to every single fucking question, we went to bed not knowing if we were moving or not.

To say that the morning of the move was stressful is an understatement to say the least. Apparently Barclays hadn’t processed all the paperwork properly and instead of telling anyone, just didn’t bother releasing the money.
So we sat and waited with a truck and 4 movers hanging around doing nothing.
I was getting calls from my work mate who we were buying the house from, he was getting bitched out by the next one in the chain and the boss of the moving company was threatening to pull his blokes off the job.

Eventually we got the green light and everyone in the chain could move…..

AT 4 O’ FUCKING CLOCK …

According to the movers this happens all the time.

Moving’s hard enough without a bunch of retards dealing with the finances.

Fuck bankers. Fuck solicitors.
….Fuck ever moving again.

Nominated by: DeploytheSausage

Excellent cunting by the way – DA