Afghani “Security Forces”

“Good evening. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee, reporting on the dire situation in Afghanistan. I’m joined on conference link with the head of Afghani security forces, Field Marshal Admiral of the Fleet Mohammed Mohammed al-Mohammed, from a top secret location somewhere in that grief-stricken nation, to discuss the rapidly deteriorating situation”.

“It is my pleasure. If I may begin with a slight correction. It is with infinite regret that I do not join you from my beloved country. Rather, I join you from a top secret location in infidel Switzerland”.

“Ah, so basically you’ve fled, no doubt with an absolute shed load of money, leaving behind helpless people to their fate at the hands of the Taliban”.

“Absolutely positively not, no no. I do not have a camel load of money, only gold, diamonds and opium. It is from here that I will lead from the front, directing the heroic actions of our faithful armed forces against the barbarian Taliban, with the help of the Prophet, peace be upon him”.

“Heroic efforts? You’re joking surely. Your so-called security forces have simply disappeared like snow off a dyke at the first sign of the Taliban. It’s shambolic”.

“Please, refrain from making comments with a sexual innuendo. Our forces are not to blame. Most importantly, I am not to blame. We had only a few hundred men. The Taliban number more than the grains of sand in the great desert. It is all the fault of the American president Clooney, who has left us to our fate”.

“Clooney? I think you mean Biden…”.

“Him as well, by the beard of the Prophet”.

“Now hold on. In the last twenty years, the western powers, particularly the US, have spent billions attempting to equip and train your armed forces, and have lost thousands of men defending the country in the meantime. Your army was said to number 300,000 against an estimated 75,000 poorly equipped Taliban, and it appears as though they’ve connived to live a soft life at our expense, only to fade away at the first sign of the shit hitting the fan. They lacked the courage and conviction to fight, the feckless cowards”.

“No I repeat that this is all the fault of the Yankee dog Boris. All that was needed was for him to send another $500 billion and 500,000 troops, and by the will of Allah, I would now be in my palace in Kabul”.

“I see. You want the western powers to defend you, when you won’t stand up and do it yourselves”.

“That is it exactly. We are prepared to fight to the death of the last American soldier. Ah, but now I must rush. My bodyguards are here with the coke and the pretty little white schoolgirls. Salaam Alaikum”.

“And the same to you, not. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

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Sorry cunters our favourite warmonger Mr Antony Linton Blair again. Having involved us in two unnecessary wars this CUNT is now pontificating on sleepy joe biden. Thanks to the aforementioned piece of shite the fabric of this country has been changed beyond all recognition.

The amount of money that this cunts government pissed against the wall is beyond belief, and for what? A cabal of veritable cunts of both sexes and levels of incompetence.

It’s a pity that this cunt has not been tried at the Hague for war crimes, If he wriggled out of that a simple trial for treason would work for me. In conclusion a cunt of cunts.

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And another  – Cunty Gordon

Boris Johnson

Emergency cunting?

Afghanistan is… well, you’ve seen what is going on. Dominic Raab is a psychopathic, apathetic cunt for just lounging in Greece when all he had to do was make a 5-minute phone-call to rescue people. Boris at least flew straight back, but what was the first thing the cunt did? This…

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The cunt went to Marks and Sparks? Look at him, all rumpled and confused – and no Covid mask like he lectured us plebs on about a dozen times. Joe Biden and Boris Johnson, between them they supposedly run the western world but they are both utterly fucking useless, out-to-lunch, blabbering CUNTS.

Why the fuck is the leader of Great Britain in a shop? And why does the PM of Britain not travel with security? He’s totally alone. Did he get there in a taxi? Did he just walk home to Downing Street? Imagine Thatcher doing this. A nutter with a gun could kidnap him easily. To me, this further proves that politicians – even the “leader” of a powerful country – diznae mean shit anymore. The charade seems to be ending and the REAL LEADERS like Klaus Schwab are coming out of the shadows.

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And another by Cuntybollocks

The evacuation of Afghanistan

Yes, it’s awful for those living there, but why is this place our fucking responsibility?

The west went there in the misguided hope that they could get rid of the Taliban and bring a semblance of peace.

It’s kind of possible to do, but a huge expense that the west can’t keep paying for. We helped equip and train their ‘army’ to look after the country when we left. An army that turned out to be really good at running away, but nothing else. It requires our troops all over the fucking shithole forever to police it. The place will always be a war torn rat hole. The place is massively tribal and the population would not (for the most part) adapt to western life.

But because of this, we will now, no doubt, be lumbered with about a million of the cunts by the time they’re done.

It seems the west have said, “Free lives in the west if you get yourself to the airport.’

These people won’t speak English. Most will be peasants. Many will have backward and strict beliefs. Pakistan and others have already told them to fuck off and not darken their doors. If the Pakistanis see them as too backward and extreme, what could possibly go wrong by moving loads of these cunts near our families?

Again, most of the islamic world won’t help, but are only interested in getting more of their kind into the west. Notice a pattern?

We were already fucked, but it seems some cunts somewhere really want to dumb down our populations and create division and insecurity everywhere.

This fucking country is absolutely finished. Done.

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And this from Meat Curtains

The Biden Administration

Exactly where the fuck does one begin with this floundering collection of cunts that make up the US government these days?
When it comes to much needed military action these sorry fuckers only prove to be military grade cunts!
They have turned this once great nation into a global embarrassment and laughing stock.
They are politically ambitious people who love being in power but haven’t a clue what it means to love and serve one’s country or it’s people.
Once in power their boundless incompetence becomes more than just annoying, it becomes absolutely devastating on a global scale.
Daily they display how drunk they are on arrogance and their own inflated sense of self impotance.
The entire government is corrupt, incompetent, and clueless and has turned the US into a leather clad gimp with it’s wrists handcuffed to it’s ankles waiting to get fucked by the entire world.
The latest travesty in Afghanistan is the convergence of several disaster courses playing out in a spectacular way.
There is no way for these cunts to spin this into anything other than what it truly is; a gigantic goddamn cluster fuck that will change the course of the world by shifting power and prestige to the worst of the bad actors on the World stage.
R.I.P USA
BORN 7-4-1776
DIED 11-3-2020

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Female singers who can’t sing are cunts.

This modern lot, like Billie Eilish and Lana Del Twat. They have no vocal range and they think that fifty cigs a day style croaking and also caterwauling in a ‘breathy’ voice is singing, when it isn’t. Singers whose vocals are 70/80% air are not singing.

These tuneless tarts may think they sound like Marianne Faithfull or Edith Piaf. When they really sound like Hilda Ogden on slow speed.

Drivel by both Del Twat and Eilish is all over Youtube.

Nominated by: Norman

Geronimo the Alpaca (and badgers and Rupert the unfunny bear. 3 for the price of 1!)

They’re disease ridden, stupid, ugly and they spit, but that’s enough about Barcelona street whores (where else in Europe can you get a blowjob for 5 euros?)

Alpacas are cunts, they’re unfriendly and if you try to get one to do something useful like pull a cart or give kids a ride they gob on you and it stinks. About the only thing they’re good for is bestiality, just the right height so no need to bend at the knees or carry a box to stand on. Unless you’re a dwarf.

This cunting isn’t really about Geronimo and his TB though, it’s the thousands of silly fuckers who signed the petition to reprieve him from his much deserved death sentence. The same fuckers who throw themselves in front of veal lorries and hug urban foxes.

Badgers eat hedgehogs which are a threatened species as a result in many areas, yet nobody starts a petition to legalise badger bating. Or to outlaw transvestites in order to protect young children. Or to lock Brian May in a room with 6 hungry badgers.

The media continually portray badgers in a positive manner (think Bill the nice badger from the Rupert the cunt cartoon) while ignoring their high crime rate and the damage they inflict on innocent motorists’ bumpers.

Llamas are even fucking worse. Bring back hanging! Save the hedgehogs!

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And on a similar note, there’s this from Nanook Cunt of the North

A hairy large goat cunting, if I may, for an unknown farmer called Helen Mcdonald.

In the midst of the global Covid crisis (infecting humans), this lady imported a diseased alpaca from the other side of the world. Now she is greeting and snivelling, ‘cos the nasty DEFRA want to remove this goat from the agricultural landscape of our green and pleasant land

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I suggest, fellow cunters, you couldn’t make it up. After all the restrictions of the past year and human suffering, our legal system is being clogged up by a South American camelid carrying tuberculosis. As an aside, MERS (2011) – a really nasty variant of Covid is transmitted by camels, er, yes, a camelid

Dog food from Geronimo and a nice Afghan coat from his pelt (no topical/political pun intended)

A nomination for twats who watch trashy TV and listen to pop music ironically.

I know the type; Cultural studies lecturers who wax lyrical about Eastbenders, Big Brother or latterly Love/Suicide Island being great television. The people with expensive educations who consume dross because it makes them feel clever, they can patronise the simpletons who watch it earnestly and it makes them feel less alienated from ‘mass culture’. They know they’re too thick to have a stab at Immanuel Kant.

They’re the sort who write off Nietzsche because he ‘influenced the Nazis’

Fucking hipsters on the peak of Mt Stupid.

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Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

This is an interesting read actually.

This Cunting is not so much for Fukuyama but his inane theory of the “End of History (EOH) and what it represents.

After the collapse of the USSR Fukuyama, in his very influential book “The End of History”, predicted the triumph of Western Liberalism. Fukuyama’s argument was that, with the collapse of communism, the last ideological alternative to liberalism had gone. Fascism had been killed off in ww2, and now Communism was defeated.

In Communist states, like China, political and economic reforms were heading in the direction of a liberalism. Fukuyama saw history as the process by which liberal institutions and democracy become universal. Fukuyama said history had therefore reached its goal. Cue collective backslapping amongst the Western elites who now rested on their laurels and pushed dangerous idea of global corporatism and multi-national institutions like the EU without restraint.

How shortsighted was this? Fukuyama missed completely the suppression of the pro-democracy movement in China which culminated in Tiananmen Square. Since then it’s gone from bad to worse in China which has not embraced Liberalism but rather state capitalism, which has emboldened it and made it just as oppressive as before.

And Russia has not embraced Liberalism but kleptocracy. Putin, with a stack of nukes inherited from the USSR and an even bigger chip on his shoulder, is making dangerous mischief around the world. At least the old Soviet leaders were statesmen. Putin is just a chippy little cunt. And it also seems that the nation state refuses to die, as Brexit and tensions in the EU demonstrate.

So it seems that history hasn’t ended and that it’s got a few more tricks up it’s sleeve.

Fukuyama, to do him credit, now realises this. He also blames woke identity politics because he says these demands can never be satisfied and racial grievances and self-flagellation by the woke elite, will never be sated It’s an endless cycle. Fukuyama has realised that people are not rational and, until they are, history will not end.

If liberalism is to be saved it has to be freed from this end of history nonsense. People need to stand up and defend it against the Chinese, the Russians and woke post-modernism. People have to realise what freedom is and defend it. Fukuyama has made the West sit on its laurels and take its eye of the ball. Has anyone got the guts to do it? Perhaps then we will see not so much the end of history but at least the end of cunts.

So what’s this Cunting for? Stupid, idealistic theories that are removed from reality, I suppose.

Thanks for bearing with me.

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