UK Environmental Agency


Paul Powlesland is the leader of a group of volunteers called the River Roding Trust.

Futurism.com.

Over a 10-day period, they cleared 200 bags of rubbish from a creek called Alders Brook. The EA has now sent Paul a notice informing him that he is under investigation for ” permitting and waste offences “, which could result in a 2 year prison sentence, if successfully prosecuted.

The EAs main complaint appears to be that the dredging was significant enough that it constitutes a flood risk.

Let me get this right. Ignoring numerous requests over a period of years for a clean up, and allowing the dumping of billions of litres of sewage by Thames Water and waste by fly-tipping criminals didn’t constitute a flood risk, but a 10-day clean up by volunteers did?

It’s true that no good deed goes unpunished, isn’t it? Especially by jobsworthy cunts ( looking at you, EA ).

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

65 thoughts on “UK Environmental Agency

  1. wheres your lanyard?
    noooo
    your wearing a yellow lanyard they changed to green two weeks ago.
    sorry I can’t admit you without the right lanyard.

    OK please show me your docket
    that’s a EA B1 form
    you need a EA B3.
    sorry you’ll have to go get the right one, and get it authorised.
    takes 4weeks.

    These little cunts are of a type.
    Petty, spiteful, smug little bullied at school never had a girlfriend.

    They’re out to ruin someone’s day,
    makes their little pecker hard.

  2. I’ve been the tip today.
    twice.
    Cheshire Demolition in Macclesfield.

    All the staff are friendly
    they all know me by name,
    it runs smoothly.

    Because its a private business.
    Not local authority.

    The one in Wythenshawe i used to go was council run.
    Right miserable bastards.

    went one day and someone sparked out the rude cunt on the weighbridge 😀
    it was in the papers.
    Probably pushed the bloke too far.

    fuck him.

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