Is this the real life or is it just fantasy?

A Cunting please for millennial tourist, Miles Routledge, who is now stuck in Afghanistan and fearing for his life after boasting of his tour to visit the ten most dangerous countries in the World.

Routledge is a 21 year old student and, according to his friends, an obsessive attention seeker. He has been boasting online, and gathering quite a following in the process, of his intention to “goof off and soak the sun” in what he has determined, after careful research, to be the most dangerous countries in the World – the ones the Foreign Office tell you not to visit under any circumstances.

He has already “soaked up the sun” (and quite a bit of radiation) in Chernobyl. He is currently “goofing off and soaking up the sun” in Afghanistan, where he has already had a brush with the Taliban. He has also posted pictures of himself posing next to an Afghan military checkpoint where he said “ I kind of just thought, I’m going to be killed by the Taliban, fair enough.” Duh!

Routledge has recently posted other updates on his Facebook page where he spoke about the “anarchy” unfolding in Kabul and the psychological toll it had taken on him. He said he was in a “bit of a pickle” after flights were cancelled. Clearly reality is beginning to set in.

Routledge has now posted that he will be part of an “emergency evacuation” after apparently finding refuge with Western forces. A since-deleted picture showed him posing in a flak jacket with a British flag on it, while holding a rifle. I’m sure the British Forces need this numpty clinging around their necks like a Taliban induced hole in the head.

He’s now complaining that he has been abandoned by the British Embassy as they did not respond to his calls to get him urgently out of Afghanistan.

Mr Routledge is sadly typical of the type of Millennial moron obsessed with social media up ticks. In the process he’s quite prepared to make a nuisance of himself and put others at risk. The only thing this goof is likely to soak up is Taliban bullets.

The most dangerous cunt in the World.

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Nominated by – MMCM

The City of Culture

Don’t know what this entails but there are apparently a record number of bids this year. And as we all know, Hull was transformed into Venice on Humber due to it’s stint.

There are 20 applicants. Some actually are cities but most are ‘areas’ or regions, which is puzzling.

Of the 2 actual cities I know I can say this: –

Newport. I come from here and it has degenerated from a busy industrial port to a complete shithole. Aided and abetted by a fucking useless council.

Bradford. Words fail me. Culture? Drugging, grooming and very peaceful.

Then there are these oddities:-

• Conwy County
• Cornwall
• County Durham
• Lancashire
• Medway
• Powys
• Stirling
• Torbay and Exeter
• Wakefield District
• Wrexham County Borough
• Great Yarmouth
• East Suffolk

Cities? There are more sheep than people in Powys (ooh, lovely).

Wakefield is typically W Yorks i.e. a dump.

Lancashire is Islamabad with rolling R’s and the odd whippet.

What the fuck does ‘city’ of culture have to do with these places? And what is to be gained, apart from employing otherwise unemployable arty cunts who will doubtlessly mostly be from elsewhere.

Moving between ‘cities of culture’ and ER/BLM/Second referendum demonstrations.

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What a load of cunt.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

It’s your domestic correspondent here – sort of butch Esther Ranzen – to tell you of the latest halfwit to be left in floods of tears at the checkout.

You will recall a couple of weeks ago I told you about some silly tart reduced to tears in a sports shop because the lift wasn’t working?, Well today an even sillier tart who got her knickers in a twist and departed in floods of tears because the supermarket cashier was too fast for her. Step forward, Ms. Fuller:

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You can only assume that these daft cows are after financial compensation, else why do they admit to grizzling over such minor matters.

At one time in Britain we were proud of our stiff upper lips – these days the stiff upper lips are engulfed under floods of tears and double chins.

Nominated by: W.C.Boggs

Let’s hope he looked up all the vegetables that are poisonous to dogs. (He hasn’t)

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Lewis Hamalcunt, I ask what is wrong with this fucking idiot, a vegan bulldog FFS, does this fuck monkey posess a brain, I reckon he, s been breathing exhaust gas to long, he truly is a world champion cunt…

Nominated by –  Fuglyucker, but it was way too short so here’s more from – CuntyMort

Lewis you may be a card carrying tax avoiding cunt stop treating your hound as a vegitarian, dogs eat Meat you fucking twat. It’s about time cunts like this cunt were given a judicial kicking for animal cruelty.

God and nature designed dogs as carnivores not fucking vegitarian’s. FFS give me strength fucking vegetarian cunts. Put all the cunts down

The Fake Conservatives, Big Brother, BRINO and – as ever – the E fucking U!

Just seen this: EU Car Speed Limiter Law

Yet another piece of Big Brother legislation penned by the EU and about to be published by the Fake Conservatives who gave us BRINO four years after we voted to dump the interfering cabal of cunts!

About the only hope I have left is that Doris is being chauffeured in a brand new car installed with this EU Directive and it accidentally pulls out in front of a large truck, the chauffeur puts his foot down to escape but the EU Directive says “fuck off and die speeding is illegal”, and the truck rolls on squishing both of the cunts!

Nominated by: mikdys