The City of Cunture

The City of Culture

Don’t know what this entails but there are apparently a record number of bids this year. And as we all know, Hull was transformed into Venice on Humber due to it’s stint.

There are 20 applicants. Some actually are cities but most are ‘areas’ or regions, which is puzzling.

Of the 2 actual cities I know I can say this: –

Newport. I come from here and it has degenerated from a busy industrial port to a complete shithole. Aided and abetted by a fucking useless council.

Bradford. Words fail me. Culture? Drugging, grooming and very peaceful.

Then there are these oddities:-

  • Conwy County
  • Cornwall
  • County Durham
  • Lancashire
  • Medway
  • Powys
  • Stirling
  • Torbay and Exeter
  • Wakefield District
  • Wrexham County Borough
  • Great Yarmouth
  • East Suffolk

Cities? There are more sheep than people in Powys (ooh, lovely).

Wakefield is typically W Yorks i.e. a dump.

Lancashire is Islamabad with rolling R’s and the odd whippet.

What the fuck does ‘city’ of culture have to do with these places? And what is to be gained, apart from employing otherwise unemployable arty cunts who will doubtlessly mostly be from elsewhere.

Moving between ‘cities of culture’ and ER/BLM/Second referendum demonstrations.

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What a load of cunt.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

44 thoughts on “The City of Cunture

  1. Fuckin Bradford?
    More culture in a Aldi yoghurt.
    Its all bollocks isnt it?
    Can’t give it to anywhere welsh theyll demand the signs say it in both English and welsh,
    Wasteing money.
    Only option is Stockport.
    Who haven’t entered.
    Very modest see?
    The council will love that.
    Find a way to get funding then embezzle from it.

  2. I remember a few years ago when Leicester was bidding and I was desperately trying to think which culture we would supposedly be celebrating because it sure as shit wouldn’t have been British. Thankfully it lost out to some other shithole.

  3. These bids must have been collated by Jade Goody. Surprised East Angular isn’t included.

    • You can’t say that!
      Shes snuffed it,
      Thereby becoming a saint and a role model to fat ignorant simpletons everywhere.

    • Blimey, I’d not thought about her in years. I’ll admit to watching one (singular) episode of Big Brother when she was on it.
      She was saying this weird word: “I’m a mingerenhi”…it tooka while to establish that she was saying “I’m a minger, aren’t I?”.
      Well, yes. At least she had the good grace to die young.

  4. What a load of arse. Wokie posh cunts having a good time at the expense of the taxpayer. Every city is a shithole these days…..it’s just a question of degree depending on how many Peacefuls you’ve got.
    Bunch of cunts.

  5. Most of them are places of “culture”. Except the “culture” is victimhood, Muhammad, bed sheet clothes, whitey grooming, etc.

  6. Gt Yarmouth is jam packed with East Euro Trash and I mean bursting at the seams.

    Hull isn’t as bad as its reputation, I did my degree there and back then the old town was lovely…..probably full of the culturally enlightened now though so I do not go back.

    Bradford though, what can I say. It’s the No Insurance, Car Jacking and Child Grooming capital of the UK. It’s also officially the most dangerous place to drive in the UK and if you go there often you’ll know why.

    • Most towns in the UK are awash with East Euro peasants now, sitting on street corners drinking cheap booze, creating a pool of spit, and trying to outshout each other.

      They should introduce new criteria on Rightmove:

      How many Arabs live in the area?
      How many SouthEast Asians live in the area?
      How many Eastern Europeans live in the area?

      Grade it by filth.

      • I wonder how many of these cunts (along with the Dinghy Crew and the soon-to-be-arriving Afghan & Taliban migrants) will end up on the streets of Kensington, Islington, Chelsea, Westminster, Camden … and other rich wokey areas of the Smoke?

        The City of Culture is now a misnomer – more like how many foreign cultures can you fit into one city!

  7. DA I wish to apologise to you, I behaved like a scumbag the other day. I am not a fifteen old girlie but a old 66 cunt who drinks too much. It won’t happen again, that’s if you don’t erase my comments and say fuck the cunt. I can only say sorry again.

    (Good of you to apologise. Thank you – Day Admin)

  8. Maybe Afghanistan or specifically Kabul, there will be enough of the cunts here by the end of this week to form a fucking City ‘New Kabul’ 😂

    • If you’ve seen the examples being loaded in to the C17s you’ll see they are English to the core…through and through.

      If you consort with the enemy expect your just desserts so I’m afraid I have little sympathy.

  9. A very great deal of time and money are expended on these bizarre schemes.
    A complete and total waste of resources.
    Another Jolly for useless Cunts.

  10. I remember when Liverpool was the city of culture and I came back to my car only to find it on books.

    • I went to a meeting at the HSE head office in Bootle years ago. The Jasper Carrot security guard said I couldn’t park on the premises. “Where can I park then” I asked him.
      “Well, you can park in the council car park and pay to get in broken into, or leave it on the road and get it broken into for nowt.”

      They’re all fuckigngcomedians.

    • I remember some docu or news item on Liverpule and a native female said it was like living in the Gaza Strip.

  11. Just give it to Kabul, because the population is heading this way anyway.

    Boris seems to think the more of these cunts the merrier for us. Or that it’s his responsibility to bring every single one of these cunts to blighty.

    We don’t fucking want yet more of these backwards tribal savages, you fucking clown.

  12. A city, it seems from all this, is a place occupied by a lot of cunts with comorbidities (ie pikeys, druggies and pissheads). Collectively they add greatly to British culture via their works that are published on Spotted and by the Reach Group plc local news ‘service’.

    Excellent cunting.

    Good morning everyone.

  13. Did anyone see Alex Belfield on his show the other day? Us racist xenophobic boomers Didn’t want ANY Afghan cunts resettled here. More swearing than a Tourettes convention.

    I hope the Jellyfish don’t stand again, where is the party that puts Britain first?

  14. This country was finished a long time ago. It is no longer a Country that can be returned to its base line, and will simply fall to the inevitable. There are no saviours to be had and plans of rescue. We are doomed . The people to thank for all of this is us. We the people are responsible.
    We have allowed political ideological morons to be given powers that do not please us, yet we continue to vote to ensure their return. We do not revolt, nor do we riot . Others will do as they please as we idly stand by and watch.

    We are fucked. !

  15. Ipswich, city of Dooshkas.

    When I first moved to Ipswich in 1993 the population was in the region of 125,000. Latest figures show around 175,000.

    According to my wife’s nail manicurist 10,000 of the difference are Portuguese, from experience I would estimate the balance coming entirely from Eastern Europe.

    Unwanted, dirty, noisy crime ridden filth who think they own the fucking place and who make zero attempt to integrate and behave like the scum that they are.

    With the other imported cunts who do not belong but end up here and breeding like rabbits, the indigenous population will soon be outnumbered.

    Fuck off.

    • I lived there from 1969 to 1972, lovely place only one sootie family, i now live about 36 miles from there a proper shithole,used to love having a straightner with the boys from shotley RN camp, but as soon as the bredren moved in so did the drugs and every ting, nahm saying innit! never been back Mr stroker.

  16. I lived in Gt yarmouth for 19 yrs, web footed wankers and inbred to fuckery with zero culture local or otherwise, now overrun with runaways (migrants) i now live 25 miles away on the beautiful east suffolk coast and the nearest big conurbation to me is Ipswich ( a town not a city and never was) cultered shove it up your fucking ( as an esteemed cunter on this august site one said) your tea towel holder!!

  17. Bognor Regis should be awarded the prize. I’ve been pushing for it to be renamed Little Warsaw or Katowice-on-sea for a good ten years.

    • The biggest shit hole I’ve ever seen in this country is Dewsbury. Talk about depressing. They ought to make it a city. They should do something.

  18. Best things to come out of Coventry were The Specials, Fun Boy Three and Banamarama. And before any of you cunts say Banamarama didn’t come from Coventry, well they were discovered by Terry Hall of the Specials and FB3, so fuck right off.

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