The Fake Conservatives, Big Brother, BRINO and – as ever – the E fucking U!

Just seen this: EU Car Speed Limiter Law

Yet another piece of Big Brother legislation penned by the EU and about to be published by the Fake Conservatives who gave us BRINO four years after we voted to dump the interfering cabal of cunts!

About the only hope I have left is that Doris is being chauffeured in a brand new car installed with this EU Directive and it accidentally pulls out in front of a large truck, the chauffeur puts his foot down to escape but the EU Directive says “fuck off and die speeding is illegal”, and the truck rolls on squishing both of the cunts!

Nominated by: mikdys 

Jacinda Ardern! The cunts cunt! The ayatollah of zero COVID and savior of all man kind! Does she go and meet the positive cases and heal them personally while signalling to an aid to take them to the oven!

The red rum lookalike learnt well from the evil Blair!

I would throw her one if the lights were dimmed but would need to shower in the morning!

P.s the world is watching you too you cunt!!!

Sorry about the randomness! Long time listener, first time cunter!

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Nominated by: Shit cunt

(Welcome to the Good ship, ISAC, Shit Cunt, and many thanks for your first nomination. Ordinarily because this relates to Covid, we’d ask you to post in the dedicated Covid thread Covid Shit. But since this is your first nomination, and some old cunters fancy the arse off Shergar, we’ll create a Post for you. Cheers – Day Admin)

Don’t cry honey, nobody would even know who you were without your dad or his friends.

A fuck you/ It’s not fair (see what I did there) cunting for our favorite musical mong aka Lily Allen. Allegedly music bosses knew her (in a biblical sense) she is now going to cunt them in a new album with naming and shaming. Lily a word to the wise, It ain’t going to end well.

Lily for the love of Christ why don’t you devote your self to dinghy riders and other peaceful cunts, better still take the motor out for a spin and ram a large tree or something?

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I felt abused listening to her mockney music back in the 2000’s.

Nominated by – Cuntymort

He knows a bit about payoffs.

My employer has just announced the details of it’s pay offer, which has been debated since approximately August 2019. It is a three year ‘award’ ending next August and has been presented in a 25 page document and slideshow.

Along with an electronic calculator. the idea being you put your details in and this wonderful device will tell you exactly what you can expect, the only snag being the fucking thing is permanently disabled and the only message you get is one saying apologies it is being mended etc.

I don’t know how much time and energy it takes to say ”You aren’t getting fuck all this year, you cunt, because we fucking despise you”. You could lose the will to live trying to figure these things out, probably deliberate so they won’t have to pay your pension. You must have to be a particular sort of misanthropic bastard to draw up one of these things.

Nominated by – Mary Hinge