The Labour Party Conference

Posted on September 28, 2017 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

One orf the pleasures orf keeping up me connections with Brighton is conference time and the opportunities it affords for personal cunting. The Labour Party and its fellow travellers? What a shower orf cunts. Saw Keith Vaz slugging its way through the security zone and swear to God it left an oozy trail orf slime behind it and the Brighton seagulls tried to get a peck at its arse. “Vaz! You’re a cunt”. It simply slithered more tightly in to its shell.

Next up Claire Short looking very old and quite alone. Had a few kind words with the former member orf the awkward squad now dematerialized in to a ghost orf composites past haunting the seedy corridors orf old fashioned socialism. Whiffy old cunt on her. Nothing sadder than a cunt that knows it is a cunt and has gone to seed.

“Starmer! You’re a cunt”. Involuntarily turned to look at Yours Truly. “Starmer! You’re a twisted conked cunt “ – and he is too. Starmer followed by a gaggle orf cunts with EU flags wearing blue ‘Bollocks to Brexit’ T shirts. Card firmly marked.

Spent an hour or so mooching about spotting the new generation orf the goggle box “Oh it’s that cunt “ cunts. Cunts without names that one day, oh horror, may prove unforgettable. No sight this time aroinde orf The Dark Side, the Blairites and the Mandelson Sect but will be in a dark dungeon somewhere (Brighton has many) knotting and gendering. If that way inclined go here!

Always sad to see the old card carrying cunt socialists, older and fewer by the year. Did spot ancient little Walter Wolfgang being helped to stand near the venue. Cunters may recall how the decrepit old cunt was Sieg Heiled by security staff for daring to ask an unscripted question a few years back.

So back to me motor (disabled badge, only way to park in Brighton cunts) through the throngs orf party hacks and activists orf yesteryear, the blue suit brigade with their Conference badges, the baggy titted researchers nipped oit for a quick fag, cunts with leaflets supporting the Palestinians, a coupla vast dykes with silver bunny ears screaming while getting their arses and fannies licked by a local dog (respect to that dog). Not to forget the TERFS demo (Trans –Exclusionary Radical Feminists cunts).

Worth noting Old Bill oit in force and quite happy to allow Yours Truly to trundle me old shopper with drain rods sticking oit (looking remarkably like the barrel orf an H&K PSG 1) in and oit orf the security fencing .

Happy days.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

Sir Keir (don’t call me Sir!) Starmer KCB QC MP

Posted on September 20, 2017 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

This gormless looking turd first came to public notice as Director of Public Prosecutions in bigoted old woman Gordon Brown’s hopeless fag-end New Labour Government back in 2008.

Amongst other duties, the dim fuckwit’s DPP job was to find ways of not charging corrupt politicians caught defrauding the taxpayer by fiddling their expenses.

Furthermore, in 2009 he approved a decision not to prosecute keystone cops over the illegal fatal shooting of Charles de Menezes on the London underground four years earlier. Also (as esteemed mucker TECB kindly reminded me) Sir Kunt then went on to excuse plod Simon Harwood for the blatant manslaughter of Ian Tomlinson in 2010.

For these achievements and more he was appointed in 2014 ‘Knight Commander of the Order of Bath’ (KCB) for “services to law and criminal justice”. You could not make it up.

Sir Kunt has also been hired sporadically (for a small fortune) by law firm Mishcon de Reya, notorious as one of three firms that brought arch Remoaner-mong Gina Miller’s High Court legal challenge, chucking spanners in the Brexit works and costing the taxpayer £millions – just to delay Treesa May invoking Article 50.

He quit doing work for them after being appointed shadow Brexit Secretary by comrade Corbyn in October 2016.

Earlier this year, in answer to an opening question put by Andrew Marr, Sir Kunt – with total irrelevance – couldn’t help but immediately launch into something like (I paraphrase),

“Could I just say…before going any further… that my thoughts, prayers and bleeding heart goes out to the families and friends of [insert victims & calamity of choice here] who I know not from Adam, care even less about, and would run a country fucking mile from spending even 5 seconds with in the same room, blah-blah-virtue-signal-woof-woof.”

Andrew Marr’s reaction? Irritation, judging by the expression on his face.

Despite using his title when it suits, champagne socialist Sir Kunt conveniently dropped the ‘Sir’ during the General Election campaign to promote an illusory ‘ordinary man’ image.

“Address as Mr Starmer,” he advised Commons colleagues and officials.

More recently (together with ‘principled’ comrade Steptoe & numerally challenged Flabbott) he has performed multiple Brexit policy U-turns, most recently calling for Britain to stay in the Single Market and Customs Union for AT LEAST two years AFTER we finally extricate ourselves from the Evil Empire…

last week the useless cretins cynically bent over backwards to undermine Brexit whipping Labour to vote against the European Union (Withdrawal) Bill and bring down the Government. They lost, Brexit may still happen – democracy lives to fight another day.

A festering cunt of the highest KCB order.

Nominated by Shitcake Baker

Steve German

Posted on June 24, 2017 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Steve German is a cunt….
He is the bellend who got thrown out of question time last night. A typical socialist worker party goon, shouting and bawling like a spoiled brat until Dimbleby asked him to leave. One of those cunts that will not even listen because they know they are right, and the whole world is wrong. As with most SWP members, I’m pretty sure he doesn’t work. Probably too busy saving the world……

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

Josie Long

Posted on June 23, 2017 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Josie Long is an archetypal cunt symptomatic of everything shite in today`s society.I confess I only knew the bitches name and that she was a comedian but all female comedians of a certain age group all fucking morph into one amalgomous glob of utter shite to me!Anyway I saw on my Facebook timeline a video of her with purple hair looking like she hasn`t slept or washed in days entitled “Are white people doing enough to stop white terrorism”.I honestly did not even need to watch the video as it was so predictable that I could tell she was going to slag off the right defends Muslims gloss over Muslim terrorist attacks invoke Hitler blame “toxic masculinity” and speak in a slow sarcastic mockney voice… and guess what I was absolutely fucking spot on.Apparently Mssss Long is more worried about far right terrorism than Islamic terrorism which is logically insane as hundreds have lost their lives to Islamist terror attacks this year but the so called “far right” is only responsible for one death in this country this year and the victim was Muslim so how you deduce your conclusions must be through the prism of sticking a pair of scissors into your ear hole so far that it digs into your brain! She also said that we tend to equate white terror attacks to lone wolfs…well the guy behind the Finsbry Mosque and Tommy Mair had no known current connections to a wider network of extremists.So what the fuck else do you label them as in that case? Muslim terrorists on the other hand have nearly been part of a wider network.This isn`t a right wing conspiracy :It is fact.She said she felt angry about Finsbury Mosque but sad after the Manchester bombings.Just like Comrade Corbyn (Who she is a massive fan of shockingly) she only shows her disgust and emotion at terror attacks one the person is brown. Long is also going on about how she is newly single.Is it any wonder you were dumped though love?You look like a typical feminist gender studies tumblr retard who smells of b.o and cheap weed and that hasn`t used a comb since she was 6 years old.What pisses me off about her ilk and by that I mean Oxford-educated self-proclaimed comediennes who look like bull dykes/gender studies professors and momentum activists is this: They are so predictable it is spooky.Upon googling this cunt I found an article she did with the evening standard that started “Josie Long explains why she’s making a show about optimism after …” and without even opening it I guessed the next word was Brexit and yes it was.These people are so dense due to society dumbing down and not encouraging independent thought meaning that misfits try and join a counterculture by becoming part of the cultural mainstream of the last 40 years and they don`t even possess the analytical skill of self-awareness and reflection to realize the hilariously retarded contradiction that is their very existence!

I am not going to slag her off as a comedienne because I don`t recall seeing any of her material although I am sure I briefly have at some point watched a segment of her on Live at the Apollo then turned it over after losing the will to live.But typing in Josie Long is a cunt into google lead to a stream of reviews featuring the words Josie Long and Cunt so I think it is safe to say she is probably as funny as pancreatic cancer a slipped disk and alzheimers combined.

In short Josie Long is a cunt who needs to drink a wet glass of cement!

Nominated by Shaun